And so I cry sometimes when I'm shitpostingJust to get it all out what's in my threadAnd I, I'm feeling a bit proud of its powerAnd so I play in the morning and I catch em allAnd I take a deep breath when on /vp/And I scream from the top of my lungsWhere are the mods?And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yayHey, yay, yayI said hey, where's my thread?And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yayHey, yay, yayI said hey, what's goin' on?And he floodsOh my God, does he floodBanning does nothingIn our image boardAnd its pornOh my God, it is pornIts worse than Velisify(Fug)This isnt a shitpost!

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, where's our moot?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey

(Don't cry out loud)
(Just keep on saging
And learn how to hide catalogs)

(Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay)
(Hey, yay, yay)
Hey hey hey
I say hey
Where's the leaks?
Yeah!