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I dunno, guys. I'm not really that degenerate. I don't have a shit ton of hentai, I don't into futa or weird stuff like that. I don't fantasize about animu waifus (let me finish..), but God damn. What the hell happened to me? For years, I played Pokemon just to play. It was the first Gameboy game I ever had. And I loved it.
And then one day I got Saphire. I already had a thing about not using "ugly" Pokemon. I chose mudkip, because let's face it, it's adorbs. Zigzagoon? Cutest early route rodent Pokemon ever. Tailow? Cool as fuck little take no shit bird. Then I got to the part where you help wall catch that ralts. I was like "whoa, what's this little shit?" In RB/GS, I remembered the Alakazam line being fucktard strong, so yea, early route psychic type Pokemon? Sign me up.
Then that cute little bowl cute fucker evolved. Psychic ballerina? Neato.
Level 30. Wtf is this? This green thing is absolutely beautiful. Oh my fuck what? AND it can learn a shit ton of good moves? AND it makes an amazing in game sweeper?
I had a gardevoir on my team from that moment on. But my story doesn't end there.
Another span of time passes, and I behin to spend more time in the darker reaches of the internet. I discover the rules of the internet. I discover the 34th rule.
And now I have an entire memory card worth of pics of Pokemon. No lol folder. No furry. No characters from popular anime. Not even Pokemon girls. Just the Pokemon.
What's wrong with me? Why do I want to fuck animals from.a Chinese cartoon game, /vp/, why???
And that's my story. The end.
