>>32959222Herro, and wercome to another Nintendo Direct. Our friends in the pokemon company have been hard at work on the new pokemon games--pokemon tragedy and pokemon tragedy--for the Nintendo Switch. We would now rike to take this time to show you some of the features for the new games.
As you can see, this new region is unrike any before. Don't pay attention to the tall snowy montains this game is totally not a Sinnoh ripoff rike Arora was to Hoenn. Meet the new heroes of the games.... ah, yes... and what would a new pokemon adventure be without your signature starter pokemon.
First we have the new and improved grass type waifu pokemon for all your pokephile needs. Next up is the edgy fire type--ret's hope it isn't Fire/Fighting-Type, kekekeke. Finarry, we see the forgettable water type pokemon many people will ultimately forget about.
As mentioned earrier, these games have been in deveropment for a rong time. In order to meet our strick release date deadrine we hae had to make some cuts to the games. There are no new battle gimmicks. To compensate we have made Mega-Evolution automatic and pokemon will not need their mega stone to mega evolve in battle. This means you can give a mega evolved pokemon a Z-Crystal to rearry change the meta. Prease Undastand that there are only 12 new pokemon. We have also added new regional formes of every Hoenn pokemon because fuck Johto and fuck Sinnoh.
We hope you will enjoy these new pokemon games coming just in time for horriday. With that in mind, prease give us your money for these brack friday bundle of both games and a switch for the row row price of $600.
That is all for today. Prease join us again next month for a 20 minute look at the next Pokemon Go update.
RIP Iwata ;-; 
