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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 03:59:58 No.32987577 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32987586 >>32987627 >>32987631 >>32987669 >>32988921

>Pokemon that are exclusively male exist
>when breeding, the egg is always the same species as the female parent
>therefore, males can only reproduce via Ditto
>yet wild male-only Pokemon exists
Explain this shit, /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:00:51 No.32987586 Report

Quoted By: >>32988814 >>32988871

>>32987577
Breeding mechanics are retarded and not canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:02:25 No.32987601 Report

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Gay butt babies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:07:06 No.32987627 Report

Quoted By: >>32987650

>>32987577
Ditto is found in the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:07:42 No.32987631 Report

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>>32987577
me on the bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:10:23 No.32987650 Report

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>>32987627
But never in the same place as male-only Pokemon. In gen VII for example, Rufflet is on the first island, Braviary is on the fourth, but Ditto is only on the third.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:12:09 No.32987659 Report

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>>32987650
They evidently travel between the islands. There's probably ditto breeding caves on every island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:13:29 No.32987669 Report

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>>32987577
fictional

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:19:36 No.32987721 Report

Quoted By: >>32987745

Kangaskhan, born adult with a baby in her pouch.
Mantine, born with two remoraid attached in earlier generations.
Wailmer, Onix, Snorlax, etc., suddenly gain hundreds of pounds with the mere act of hatching.
Don't think too hard on pokemon game mechanics, the egg rule might not apply to nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:21:40 No.32987745 Report

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>>32987721
HAH!!! Got eeeem!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:27:18 No.32987777 Report

Quoted By: >>32987808 >>32988943

THIS THREAD JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA FOR A NEW GAME PLOT (LET ME JUST SPICE IT UP WITH SOME JOKE NAMES INBETWEEN BUT THE DITTO PART IS FEASIBLE)

THE NEW EVIL TEAM's PLAN IS TO GATHER ALL THE DITTO'S IN THE WORLD AND KEEP THEM PRISONERS, THEIR GOAL IS TO MAKE MALE ONLY SPECIES GO EXTINCT

The new titles are centered around the male/female duality. Pokemon Male or Female (3rd version: Pokemon Genderfluid) are shit names, you can come up with something better. Coming to the Nintendo Switch in 2019.

HIRE ME GAMEFREAK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:31:54 No.32987808 Report

Quoted By: >>32987810 >>32987813 >>32988904

>>32987777
>3rd version: Pokemon Genderfluid
Well we already have Pokemon who have no gender at all.
What if we had a Pokemon that could change its sex? There are lots of real life species that do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:32:12 No.32987810 Report

Quoted By: >>32987838

>>32987808
azurill lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:32:36 No.32987813 Report

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>>32987808
Azurill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:37:19 No.32987838 Report

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>>32987810
>>32987813
I mean a deliberate one, not one brought on by shitty programming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:50:22 No.32987935 Report

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I got those digits in my best post ever (yes I do think my idea is great), and I only get one answer.

I won't even delve into the box legends (Ice/Fairy epitome of feminine beauty and grace; Rock/Fighting manliest pokemon ever) and how the 3rd version one can Attract both male and female Pokemon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:54:38 No.32987959 Report

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Also, new evil team's boss ace is a new Wigglytuff evo called Trigglypuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:29:04 No.32988814 Report

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>>32987586
This

and I think the implication was supposed to be that Braviary and Mandibuzz had some relation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:38:16 No.32988871 Report

Quoted By: >>32988877 >>32988885

>>32987586
>haha it's not canon because I don't like it!

fuck off with this meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:39:14 No.32988877 Report

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>>32988871
>haha it's canon because I like it!

fuck off with this meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:40:15 No.32988885 Report

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>>32988871
>>32988877
>canon in pokemon games

fuck off with this meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:42:55 No.32988904 Report

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>>32987808
They would finally make a Frog Pokemon

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:46:07 No.32988921 Report

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>>32987577
>gender
>not sex
I deserve whatever happens to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:47:41 No.32988928 Report

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ditto been fucking

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA

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TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:50:18 No.32988943 Report

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>>32987777
>genderfluid
Mental illness needs to get out

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