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Autistic headcanon thread

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:05:42 No.33012623 View View Reply Original Report

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Lana's family is of Chinese origin, which is why they are drawn in a different way, something similar to South Park's Canadians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:13:35 No.33012662 Report

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>>33012623
No they're 50% Korean, 37.5% Chinese, and 12.5% Female

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:15:02 No.33012675 Report

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>>33012623
I-is that Lanna's mom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:16:11 No.33012680 Report

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>>33012675
*Lana
Jesus FUCKING Christ i'm retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:16:12 No.33012681 Report

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>>33012623
Lucas is canon in Platinum with Piplup as his starter because of this official artwork.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:22:58 No.33012729 Report

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>>33012675
It is. She's extremely popular with the fanartists because the folds in her shirt in that scene made her bust look far bigger than it actually is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:24:31 No.33012740 Report

Quoted By: >>33012749

>>33012729
>the folds in her shirt in that scene made her bust look far bigger than it actually is

Now that's some autistic headcanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:25:37 No.33012749 Report

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>>33012740
Not your explanation by the way, I mean the fanartists' for thinking she has huge tits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:41:12 No.33012836 Report

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>>33012623
I thought I was the only one.

Also their names for the Japanese version are very Chinese-sounding. Suiren, Hou and Sui.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:44:35 No.33012858 Report

Quoted By: >>33012916

>>33012729
>>33012749
>requiring an excuse to put huge tits on something
I've seen completely flat characters drawn with J+ size tits, artists don't need a reason other than "FUCK YEAH BIG BOOBS"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:48:30 No.33012875 Report

Quoted By: >>33013033

>>33012623
There is a bruxish gyotaku painting in their house, so I'm leaning towards Japanese. It's popular relatively speaking in some places in Hawaii due to all the fishing and Japanese influence there. Anyone could do it though, and it's a general fishing thing regardless of race. Plus, this is the anime.
It's at 8:54
https://youtu.be/-9n7QQiUWG8
Here's the gyotaku stuff itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ld5IqUmKZ8

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:54:40 No.33012899 Report

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post lana mom fanart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:57:08 No.33012916 Report

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>>33012858
>I've seen completely flat characters drawn with J+ size tits

show me examples anon, For Science!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:00:07 No.33012933 Report

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>>33012623
Where's Sophocles from?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:00:47 No.33012935 Report

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>>33012916
This is Misty fanart.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:04:36 No.33012962 Report

Quoted By: >>33012976 >>33012985

>>33012933
Sorry anon, he's totally american.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:05:09 No.33012967 Report

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>>33012935
Could be worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:06:18 No.33012976 Report

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>>33012962
>Fat
>Mussy hair
>A total dingleberry
>Has an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon
It all checks out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:07:27 No.33012985 Report

Quoted By: >>33013156

>>33012962
>>33012976

Official spanish names

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:17:56 No.33013033 Report

Quoted By: >>33013156

>>33012875

>Gyotaku (pronounced ghio-TA-koo), or fish pr
inting, may have originated in Japan or
China in the early 1800's. Fish prints have been used in Japan for over 100 years to keep
records of fish catches and to learn about
fish biology. This record-keeping technique
became an art form that has spread around the world.

Thanks for the class m8, I did not know anything about this. But investigating a little more, its origin is uncertain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:23:11 No.33013069 Report

Quoted By: >>33013128 >>33014763

Some regions' Pokemon were domesticated from other regions. Starters aren't always native to the same region, they are just registered as such due to Pokemon League regulations.

Tepig and Chimchar actually originate from the same region, Komala were brought over to Alola but they're not native to it and Girafirig were said to be brought over from a faraway region to Johto as a peace offering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:25:42 No.33013086 Report

Quoted By: >>33013189

>>33012623
Or, yknow, Scott Pilgrim's asians

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:30:50 No.33013128 Report

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>>33013069
As well as Gumshoos being imported to Alola to kill Rattata.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:35:16 No.33013156 Report

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>>33012985
Chris memes aside, Sophocles arguably has the most interesting name based on a plant.
>>33013033
Fair enough. The whole it could've come from China angle with all the Japanese stuff makes it kinda confusing. There names do sound kinda Chinese, and they live in Konikoni.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:39:44 No.33013180 Report

Quoted By: >>33013225

>>33012623
Yeah that's autistic, we already have "Chinese" characters in Pokemon with regular eyes, that's just a different style.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:42:26 No.33013189 Report

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>>33013086
knives, a cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:44:20 No.33013201 Report

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>>33012623
Lana is Asian, Lillie is white, Ash is dark skinned Japanese, Mallow is a light skinned Pacific Islander or tanned white, Kiawe is Melanesian. Sophocles is ginger, probably American.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:49:34 No.33013225 Report

Quoted By: >>33013233 >>33013246

>>33013180
anon, dogs not are persons

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:51:33 No.33013233 Report

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>>33013225

Pokémon are not Dogs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:53:56 No.33013246 Report

Quoted By: >>33013349 >>33014744 >>33015593

>>33013225
Don't reply to me again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:57:43 No.33013266 Report

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>>33012935

That's a C cup at most

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:10:10 No.33013349 Report

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>>33013246
Not really headcanon, but I like to imagine the inspiration for these two was Ranma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:11:36 No.33013358 Report

Quoted By: >>33013585

>>33012623
So how come Cilan has the same weird eyes when his brothers don't?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:45:14 No.33013585 Report

Quoted By: >>33013598

>>33013358
not idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:46:50 No.33013598 Report

Quoted By: >>33014843

>>33013585
You're saying PokeTintin is adopted?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 08:18:14 No.33014744 Report

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>>33013246
>>33012623
They all have widow's peaks
Chinese confirm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 08:21:10 No.33014752 Report

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>>33014744
>widows peak ends below your eyebrows

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 08:24:00 No.33014763 Report

Quoted By: >>33015907

>>33013069
Why should Komala be from a different region?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 08:44:27 No.33014843 Report

Quoted By: >>33015597

>>33013598
Cilan confirmed ching

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 08:45:30 No.33014851 Report

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>>33012680
whoa dont swear please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 11:22:32 No.33015540 Report

Quoted By: >>33016839

Dark-type trainers have a curse where at a certain age their hair turns white and their soul slowly crumbles into nothing. It has affected Nanu and has begun to affect Grimsley. Karen and Sidney will eventually be affected too.

It's also the reason why there are no Dark-type Gym Leaders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 11:33:30 No.33015593 Report

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>>33013246
Given where Hoenn is based on, I'd say they're more likely Taiwanese.

And given Taiwan's history of Japanese rule, I'd say Tate and Liza are genetically at least partially Japanese, but culturally Chinese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 11:34:33 No.33015597 Report

Quoted By: >>33015906

>>33014843
Oh Jesus, that's fucking creepy.

Coloured contacts should be made illegal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 12:51:27 No.33015906 Report

Quoted By: >>33015907 >>33016147

>>33015597
Z-Power keeps its evolution dormant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 12:52:29 No.33015907 Report

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>>33015906
meant for >>33014763

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 12:53:32 No.33015911 Report

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>>33014744
Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 13:05:27 No.33015953 Report

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>>33014744
>calling bangs a widow's peak
>what is a forehead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 13:55:47 No.33016147 Report

Quoted By: >>33016237

>>33015906
>>33015907
I don't get it.. what do you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 14:15:38 No.33016237 Report

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>>33016147
Region-locked evolution that only awakens in its native region :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 14:22:31 No.33016281 Report

Quoted By: >>33017224

>>33012916
Literally 90% of Hex Maniac fanart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 14:29:07 No.33016317 Report

Quoted By: >>33017064

Ultra Beasts are the result of pokemon and humans never diverging from their LCA in their dimension, hence their humanoid, unnatural appearance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 15:56:12 No.33016839 Report

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>>33015540
This sound as Harry Potter shenanigans, I like it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:27:37 No.33017034 Report

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>>33012623
>>33012729
>Chinese

Can't be unseen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:33:38 No.33017064 Report

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>>33016317
doesn't the anime imply that Pokemon are aliens who somehow got transported to earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:41:33 No.33017114 Report

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The Desert Resort in Unova isn't a Ground Zero reference; the devs just couldn't think of anything to put between Lower Manhattan (Castelia) and Times Square (Nimbasa) and put in a desert as filler. Apparently Hell's Kitchen wasn't interesting enough for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:47:17 No.33017143 Report

Quoted By: >>33018048

>>33014744
Then Norman is Chinese?
The answer is NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:57:47 No.33017224 Report

Quoted By: >>33018060

>>33016281
That will never not piss me off

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 17:03:49 No.33017273 Report

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>>33012623
>"Autistic" headcanon thread

New region is based in China

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:50:31 No.33018048 Report

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>>33017143
Could be half or quarter while his wife is a Westerner. Who knows. It's all cartoons and headcanon with phenotypes projected on it just allows some possible nuance if fanart ever goes outside the standard character design one might suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:51:48 No.33018060 Report

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>>33012916
>>33012935
>>33017224
Jasminefag here.

Fuck that shit. However, I won't complain if Mizutani gives her a small cup increase

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