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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 15:44:37 No.33016776 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33016812 >>33016907 >>33017013 >>33017173 >>33017608 >>33017871 >>33017890 >>33017896 >>33019635 >>33020097

All shall be forgiven. You are safe here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 15:51:51 No.33016812 Report

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>>33016776
I've forced small Pokemon toys up my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 15:53:42 No.33016825 Report

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>>33016812
I did that, but with my foreskin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:01:04 No.33016867 Report

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>>33016825
Everyone on /vp/ has done that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:01:59 No.33016872 Report

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>>33016867
>>33016825
>>33016812
of those who could afford small pokemon toys growing up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:06:26 No.33016907 Report

Quoted By: >>33017136 >>33017828 >>33017852

>>33016776
I dressed my dog (3/4 husky) up like a Lycanroc Midday and fucked her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:23:01 No.33017013 Report

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>>33016776
I unironically think that Gen 1 is best gen but for reasons unrelated to gamebalance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:45:49 No.33017136 Report

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>>33016907
>Lycanroc Midday
Shit taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 16:50:57 No.33017173 Report

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>>33016776
Charizard is my favorite starter line and I'm slightly ashamed of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 17:42:50 No.33017543 Report

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I deleted my savefile en alpha sapphire only to get another legendaries and tradethem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 17:50:38 No.33017608 Report

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>>33016776
Lusamine already has my largest 2D waifu folder and second largest overall. Pic related is the first I have for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 17:57:24 No.33017652 Report

Quoted By: >>33021796

I give my cousin boxes of competitve Pokemon for free just so I can hear stories of her pissing off her casual friends with cutemons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:18:40 No.33017828 Report

Quoted By: >>33017852

>>33016812
>>33016825
>>33016867
>>33016907
>>33017173
i hate everyone here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:22:04 No.33017852 Report

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>>33016812
>>33016825
>>33016867
>>33016907
>>33017173
>>33017828
I love everyone here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:22:27 No.33017854 Report

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I unironically want to fuck Latias and legit get aroused by her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:25:11 No.33017871 Report

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>>33016776
When I was in elementary/middle school, one of my high school friends would battle me in Pokemon, and everytime one of I'd lose, he'd make me suck him off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:26:59 No.33017882 Report

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I have actual feelings for Nanu and it keeps up at night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:27:20 No.33017884 Report

Quoted By: >>33018201

I fucking hate this board, but I can't stop coming here. Save me from this hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:27:53 No.33017890 Report

Quoted By: >>33017903 >>33017912 >>33017922

>>33016776
Gen 5 is my favorite region so far. I like serierior and samurott

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:29:12 No.33017896 Report

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>>33016776
Fucked up the last part.
When I was in elementary/middle school, one of my high school friends would battle me in Pokemon, and everytime one of us would lose, we had to perform a sexual favor for the other. But I never knew how to IV breed or EV train, so I always lost and he'd make me suck him off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:29:17 No.33017897 Report

Quoted By: >>33017954 >>33020172

This picture was the sole reason why I got into the manga, and it's the reason why I'm straight and not a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:30:22 No.33017903 Report

Quoted By: >>33017912

>>33017890
Samurott is bad desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:31:14 No.33017912 Report

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>>33017890
>>33017903
Sure is summer in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:33:01 No.33017921 Report

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>>33017912
This entire thread tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:33:04 No.33017922 Report

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>>33017890
You're not alone. Gen 5 was pretty a good. Definitely something new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:38:36 No.33017954 Report

Quoted By: >>33019573

>>33017897
Please don't sexualize my wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 18:44:01 No.33017996 Report

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I'm pretty sure I've posted this story in one of these threads before, but I sucked a friend's dick for a shiny Lucario, and got blackmailed into sucking his dick for close to 2 years. I'm pretty sure the Lucario I wanted so bad was hacked, but I was 12 and really gullible.

And I guess that's where my hate Lucario stems from.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 19:17:21 No.33018201 Report

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>>33017884
You'll burn with the rest of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 19:18:40 No.33018206 Report

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The only gens I don't like are Gen 6 and 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 22:26:00 No.33019573 Report

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>>33017954
>your wife
fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 22:29:52 No.33019599 Report

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>>33016812

I put the 3DS pencil in my urethra twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 22:34:54 No.33019635 Report

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>>33016776

I don't wanna catch em' all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 22:42:30 No.33019690 Report

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anyone else remember these from gen 4? did anyone else take the pikachu off back in the day and shove the ball end of the stylus up their ass?
I only did this once because it kind of hurt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:05:00 No.33019846 Report

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I lost interest in the anime after battle frontier.
I only watched Diamond and Pearl because of Dawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:05:43 No.33019850 Report

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>>33019635
MOOOOOODS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:18:18 No.33019947 Report

Quoted By: >>33020186

I'm not sure I even like Pokemon anymore, but clinging to the idea of something I used to enjoy staves off depressing thoughts for a little while.
Whenever I try to play one of the games, I get bored and forget about it until I need it again and either start over or play a different one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:26:08 No.33019995 Report

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Zinnia is probably my favorite pokémon character, and her personality is one of the biggest reasons for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:36:48 No.33020070 Report

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I hated the black/white sprites so much that i've yet to play black/white 2.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:39:49 No.33020097 Report

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>>33016776
I breed Pokemon to competitive levels even though I never really battle anyone. Also I have balltism.

Also my Blaziken folder is so big that it takes a while for all of the thumbnails to load.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:49:22 No.33020172 Report

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>>33017897
Dude you might be gay... just sayin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:51:07 No.33020186 Report

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>>33019947
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jul 2017 23:53:43 No.33020202 Report

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I sometimes wondertrade a fuck ton of lvl 5 zigzagoons just to piss people off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 01:05:17 No.33020702 Report

Quoted By: >>33020724 >>33021187

In grades 7-9, I beat off to Pokemon porn on my ds in the bathroom during lunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 01:07:21 No.33020724 Report

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>>33020702
I hope you mean of the pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 02:12:02 No.33021187 Report

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>>33020702
Something similar, when I was in 4th grade, an 8th grader convinced me to jerk him off in the nurses bathroom in exchange for an Azure Flute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 03:21:01 No.33021769 Report

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I inject shiny pumpkaboo nicknamed 4chan VP with 0 ivs in everything and 4 moves to ensure that the person receiving waits for the evolution and giving the moves it learns when it evolves.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 03:21:46 No.33021776 Report

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>>33017608
I'm salty about Lusamine's fanart.
Not the character itself.

There's a reason for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 03:23:48 No.33021796 Report

Quoted By: >>33021856

>>33017652
You should share some stories with us, they sound mildly interesting.

I piss off my casual friends with a skill link kings rock Cinccino

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 03:25:30 No.33021811 Report

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I've jacked off to Pokémon transformations

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 03:32:42 No.33021856 Report

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>>33021796
>I piss off my casual friends with a skill link kings rock Cinccino

Oh I should totally give her one of those.

The stories aren't that interesting to retell though, it's all variants of.

>She's a filthy casual but with my mons
>Her friends are filthy casuals too.
>They use Garchomp's but with shit I.vs, awful ev spreads/natures
>She'll kill it with a Pikachu via HP Ice.
>Also fucks with them via hazards/status.
>They get mad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 03:39:50 No.33021898 Report

Quoted By: >>33023389

You know how Reshiram powers up with Turboblaze? It's tail when activating its Ability has always looked like a sausage with mustard on it to me. Autistic, I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 08:25:55 No.33023389 Report

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>>33021898
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 08:30:22 No.33023405 Report

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>>33017921
This entire board since 2011.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 08:32:41 No.33023406 Report

Quoted By: >>33023420

i am a new fag

dont know the buzzwords and used it wrong lmao

please forgive me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 08:35:50 No.33023420 Report

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>>33023406
the fuck are you even talking about?

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