No one else finds Zapdos to be the pinnacle of masculinity?

About a month ago, my boyfriend dressed up as Zapdos for me. It was the greatest moment of my life; normally I have to close my eyes and imagine that Zapdos is fucking me but this time I could leave them open and watch Zapdos take me. He was just awkward when he tried to screech like Zapdos but omg, so hot! Unfortunately he refused to wear the costume anymore; he thought it was weird.

There is no way I am the only girl who finds Zapdos hot!