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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:31:50 No.33046474 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33046491 >>33046523 >>33046536 >>33046553 >>33046558 >>33046586 >>33047845 >>33048220 >>33048339 >>33050794 >>33052278 >>33052331 >>33055170

>you get home
>see Skyla's butt in your face

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:32:22 No.33046478 Report

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burn down my home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:33:50 No.33046491 Report

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>>33046474
Just go with it.

Give me one reason why Skyla isn't girlfriend material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:34:54 No.33046498 Report

Quoted By: >>33046998 >>33048503

1. freak out because a character from a video game is in real life
2. ask about Pokémon stuff and if they're real
3. when she tells me she doesn't have any because it was a crazy person, kick her out and call the police
4. tell my girlfriend I had a really bad day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:37:34 No.33046523 Report

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>>33046474
Don't need unknown thots in my house doing fuck-all. Begone with that bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:38:57 No.33046536 Report

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>>33046474
Continue my day like its normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:40:12 No.33046553 Report

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>>33046474
Tell her to stop eating so much Taco Bell and to wipe her butt better next time she poops because her ass reeks

Punished /vp/oreon

Punished /vp/oreon Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:40:51 No.33046558 Report

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>>33046474
>Check to see if this is really happening
>Ask her why she's in my home
>Ask her to leave?

She's just a girl. If she's not there for sex, whats the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:41:21 No.33046564 Report

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=tyrKeThaEJM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 03:44:26 No.33046586 Report

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>>33046474
beg her to sit on my face and release her foul wind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 04:56:27 No.33046998 Report

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>>33046498
>4. tell my girlfriend I had a really bad day

This is where I lost my suspension of disbelief

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 04:58:29 No.33047012 Report

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>"Nice, but you aren't my Gardenia."
>Gives it a hard smack before kicking her out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 05:04:37 No.33047049 Report

Quoted By: >>33047714 >>33048635

>>33046998
>>33046494
Is it really so hard to believe that some anons on here have girlfriends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 07:47:25 No.33047706 Report

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Tell her I ordered a Lillie and ask her to leave and call the company no not fuck up my order next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 07:49:30 No.33047714 Report

Quoted By: >>33049542

>>33047049
It is, I have one for like 3 years and I still don't believe it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 08:09:42 No.33047752 Report

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Praise it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 08:44:32 No.33047845 Report

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>>33046474
>"get home", implying I'm entering through the front door
>see Skyla's butt in my face
Like, how? Is she hanging by the front door or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 10:05:15 No.33048159 Report

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>this thread
This board deserves to be nuked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 10:27:25 No.33048220 Report

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>>33046474

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 11:19:02 No.33048339 Report

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>>33046474
So where's the rest of her body? Has she been murdered and disposed of improperly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 12:09:30 No.33048503 Report

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>>33046498
>implying you'll not fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 12:45:36 No.33048635 Report

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>>33047049
On a board about a game aimed at 8 year olds, yes, yes it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 15:51:48 No.33049542 Report

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>>33047714
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 18:56:00 No.33050794 Report

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>>33046474
Ask after Elesa, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 21:31:10 No.33052084 Report

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>>33048339
Donacdum Houston, Skyla is still alive, for some reason..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 21:33:15 No.33052098 Report

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I'd fug her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 21:51:20 No.33052278 Report

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>>33046474

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 21:57:43 No.33052331 Report

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>>33046474
brrrt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2017 22:33:53 No.33052641 Report

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>>33052084
That's not Houston, that's his original character, Bloustin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:45:22 No.33055100 Report

Quoted By: >>33055107 >>33055140

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:46:23 No.33055107 Report

Quoted By: >>33055115 >>33055140

>>33055100
R

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:47:25 No.33055115 Report

Quoted By: >>33055117 >>33055122 >>33055140

>>33055107
A

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:48:07 No.33055117 Report

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>>33055115
P

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:48:28 No.33055122 Report

Quoted By: >>33055140

>>33055115
P

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:51:00 No.33055140 Report

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>>33055100
>>33055107
>>33055115
>>33055122
>time between posts
Anon, it's funnier when more than one person does it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:56:00 No.33055170 Report

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>>33046474

Sign for the delivery, send her on her way and start cooking dinner for my bae Aurea.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 05:26:05 No.33055310 Report

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>>33047845
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