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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:19:57 No.33054627 View View Reply Original Report

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>https://randompokemon.com
>set pokemon to 1
>generate
>the pokemon generated is now your only pokemon irl
>you may do with it as you please
Are you satisfied?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:21:49 No.33054640 Report

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>>33054627
>finnion
Nope. Literally the Pokémon i care the least about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:24:18 No.33054661 Report

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>>33054627
>Guzzlord
DEVOUR OUR ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, SMALL AND BIG SO POLITICS WILL STOP GREAT FAT VOID

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:24:44 No.33054664 Report

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>>33054627
my dick is satisfied

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:25:40 No.33054668 Report

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>>33054627
>Larvesta

Eh, it'll be cool when it evolves in 50 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:25:44 No.33054670 Report

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>Cherubi
At least it's cute. It'd probably make for a nice pet, I suppose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:28:28 No.33054690 Report

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I have a pet air raid siren. At least it's Docile, that means it won't make me and my neighbors deaf within a couple weeks. To be completely honest, seems kind of cool, especially being able to evolve it, potentially. I'd move to the countryside and live pretty happy with my loud buddy and my gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:28:53 No.33054692 Report

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Timid Phantump. I can deal with this. basically it is the ghost of a child. So candy and fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:29:39 No.33054697 Report

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I guess I can slurp some maple syrup with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:31:37 No.33054707 Report

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I just thought of a fun idea. Pick a game, generate a team, and you have to build that team for use in-game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:31:40 No.33054708 Report

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>Shuppet
Mite b cool, might suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:37:49 No.33054748 Report

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>Tapu Koko

I feel ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:38:14 No.33054751 Report

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>>33054627
>Aipom
Normal type pokemon are shit, I've never had a single normal pokemon type ever, I don't know a single person who uses them, this is the shittiest pokemon I could get
I AM DISAPPOINT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:38:57 No.33054752 Report

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I shall be eating cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:39:48 No.33054758 Report

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>Scrafty

I'm okay with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:43:05 No.33054773 Report

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Not who I would have picked given a choice, but I'm not disappointed either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:43:39 No.33054776 Report

Quoted By: >>33054852 >>33056303

I got a duspion, I can't even get a fucking hand job

PokeLewis

PokeLewis Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:47:05 No.33054788 Report

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Lll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:50:19 No.33054823 Report

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Feels fantastic, man. I can grow this lil punk up into a huge, badass seafaring bodyguard, or keep it small and cute. The luckiest I've every gotten in one of these threads.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:51:08 No.33054829 Report

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>lonely fennekin
Don't know shit about foxes, but I'd love to have a fire-breathing one. The lonely part fits perfectly too, since I often feel the need to distance myself from others, if only for a couple of hours.

I just hope it doesn't burn the house down. Would need a shitload of fire extinguishers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:51:47 No.33054835 Report

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JUST

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:54:33 No.33054850 Report

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>>33054627
What the hell man I can't fuck this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 03:54:44 No.33054852 Report

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>>33054776
You can stick your weenie directly into the goo, that sounds pretty good to me, it would be kind of like having a slime girl irl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:00:27 No.33054881 Report

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>>33054627
>Got my second favorite pokemon on my first try
damnitfeelsgoodtobeagangster.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:02:11 No.33054887 Report

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>>33054881
It would probably be super fun to fug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:04:38 No.33054896 Report

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>Groudon

I guess I start up Team Magma, who wants to join?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:06:33 No.33054905 Report

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>>33054627
>Malamar
Well, it's been fun, guys. If you need me, I'll be in bed waiting for this diabolical squid to kill me in my sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:09:43 No.33054922 Report

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>>33054627
>Mamoswine
Holy hell,feeding such a big thing is gonna be a pain
It should be a great bodyguard though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:10:35 No.33054929 Report

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>>33054922
>feeding such a big thing is gonna be a pain
Pain?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:11:11 No.33054934 Report

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>i get one of my favorite starters on the first try

This pleases me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:13:17 No.33054943 Report

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>>33054929
Well, yeah, like an annoyance. Food can be expensive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:15:46 No.33054958 Report

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>>33054829
>lonely Braixen when it evolves
I'm jealous, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:18:56 No.33054974 Report

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Seems like a pretty bro tier mon tbqh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:23:47 No.33054995 Report

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>>33054627
>Emolga
Eh, alright...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:29:48 No.33055023 Report

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>>33054627
>Mega Gardevoir
I'm not a pokephile! I swear!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 04:35:42 No.33055054 Report

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i put nature on just for fun
so i guess me and buzzwole will just be chilling from 93 till infinity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 05:45:00 No.33055391 Report

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>>33054627
Fuck yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 06:19:12 No.33055562 Report

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Rufflet is nice I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 06:24:38 No.33055585 Report

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Meh cant complain

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 06:26:10 No.33055591 Report

Quoted By: >>33055596

I am pleased.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 06:27:22 No.33055596 Report

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>>33055591
Whoops. Forgot this.
>Delphox

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 06:45:38 No.33055683 Report

Quoted By: >>33055764

>>33054922
sounds like he might be too large for you

>>33054929
crashing this pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 06:59:49 No.33055739 Report

Quoted By: >>33055795

>Luvdisc
Shit, I don't have a tank, will a sink do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:06:34 No.33055764 Report

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>>33054929
>>33055683
Baneposting is cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:11:08 No.33055780 Report

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>>33054627
I got fucking Pikachu.
I'm mad.

Comfyanon

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Comfyanon Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:13:01 No.33055785 Report

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Last time I did a randpoke thing was to find our shouldermon. I got new.

For this particular one I am really happy too. I love clampers. Me and him will be comfy and relaxed. He can fuck shit up with a deep sea tooth too. Awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:16:28 No.33055795 Report

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>>33055739
But anon, you have a perfectly usable toilet bowl.

TopKec !!6f7MooXwm4O

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TopKec !!6f7MooXwm4O Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:20:25 No.33055804 Report

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+ I have a private dumpster that will never complain.

- said dumpster is incredibly dangerous and if anything valuable goes in that mouth there's no retrieving it, be it a pet, a game, some money, my arm, etc

+ My favorite type, and a mon that's not too common

- I bet it smells foul

+ I still have a battle monster ready and willing to follow my commands, and it's still probably pretty strong in the real world even if it's weak in-game

- I would be afraid for my girlfriend's life, as this thing is bigger than she is

A mixed bag

I would probably take the offer, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:20:44 No.33055805 Report

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Oh boy, Vanillite.

If its like Ice Cream I can eat forever then I guess I'm okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 07:31:35 No.33055843 Report

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>>33054627
I swear I didn't reroll, OP.

And alright I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 08:21:54 No.33055993 Report

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I like birds and Honchkrow is pretty based so this works out pretty well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 09:58:35 No.33056278 Report

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I'm very happy. I have somebody I can be a NEET with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 10:05:16 No.33056303 Report

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>>33054776
>duspion
???

CamPane

CamPane Tue 18 Jul 2017 11:47:45 No.33056643 Report

Quoted By: >>33056742

Sassy Mega Lucario. I am very much ok with this.

>you may do with it as you please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 12:17:17 No.33056742 Report

Quoted By: >>33056761

>>33056643
Don't go doing anything reckless, anon...

CamPane

CamPane Tue 18 Jul 2017 12:23:05 No.33056761 Report

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>>33056742
Is fucking a mega formed aura anubis in the ass reckless?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 12:24:27 No.33056766 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 12:25:28 No.33056768 Report

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>>33056761
Yes. It could accidentally tear your dick off while you're screwing it because of how strong it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 12:30:34 No.33056790 Report

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>>33056768
Only if it likes to thrash about

CamPane

CamPane Tue 18 Jul 2017 12:47:50 No.33056879 Report

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>>33056768
Not all mega Lucario can't control their power though. Just that one chicks from the anime. It's my headcanon that Lucario can control their power very well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 13:17:53 No.33057014 Report

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>my girlfriend but smaller
this is ok
gf's still cuter, though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 13:34:33 No.33057074 Report

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>>33057014
>ywn have a qt artist gf
Anon, you lucky bastard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 13:35:12 No.33057077 Report

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Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 13:39:32 No.33057098 Report

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>>33054664
>*snip snip

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 13:41:54 No.33057109 Report

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Lairon
Excellent ridemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 13:44:11 No.33057116 Report

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>sets up hail and aurora veil
>spams blizz
>still cute
pretty satisfied desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 13:52:06 No.33057146 Report

Quoted By: >>33057322

>>33057116
Huh, what a coincidence I almost got the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:30:25 No.33057317 Report

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I got a floette (yellow flower)
I'll lovingly raise it with care and affection then engage in acts of taboo debauchery when it evolves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:31:39 No.33057322 Report

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>>33057146
>naughty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:49:23 No.33057404 Report

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I don't live by the sea or have enough money for a huge ass tank. Where do I store this thing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:53:21 No.33057431 Report

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>>33054627
But, I hate bugs. Can't I reroll?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:53:38 No.33057432 Report

Quoted By: >>33057435

>>33054627
AWWW SHIET!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:54:55 No.33057435 Report

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>>33057432
Vulpix Anon here. You got a nice roll too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:55:15 No.33057436 Report

Quoted By: >>33057460

>>33057431
Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 14:59:16 No.33057460 Report

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>>33057436
Well, fuck. I guess I'm stuck with creepy big lady. Actually, I don't know anything about Pheromosa.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 15:08:47 No.33057526 Report

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+ It's a damn vulture, how cool is that? Also, bones
- A diaper pokemon sounds silly
+ It can learn Fly
- According to the dex "Its wings are too tiny to allow it to fly" so idk how that would work
+ Mandibuzz is rad and one of my fav pokemons also a possible pokewaifu I guess
- Evolves at level 54

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 15:36:50 No.33057664 Report

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This is ok

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2017 21:02:20 No.33059637 Report

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Huh... Why not?

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