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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:29:16 No.33076096 View View Reply Original Report

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What's the best Pokemon to use for assisted suicide?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:31:19 No.33076119 Report

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Anything Poison. Drink its sweet, filthy juices and die immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:32:41 No.33076130 Report

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>>33076096
You shouldn't leave your Pokemon without a trainer! It isn't right.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:33:01 No.33076131 Report

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>>33076096
maybe this one
we don't actually know what happens to what it eats though

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:33:38 No.33076135 Report

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I think every time this thread is made someone mentions Gardevoir putting a black hole in your head to immediately snuff you out, so here's the obligatory mention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:34:08 No.33076136 Report

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>>33076096
Bisharp, that or electrode, you can probably guess why

DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk

DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:34:20 No.33076140 Report

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>>33076096
Farfetch'd

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:36:48 No.33076160 Report

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>>33076096
Kartana. Just offer it a hug, and you'll be in pieces before it even realizes what it did to you.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:38:31 No.33076169 Report

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>>33076119
>[Pokemon] used Sleep Powder!
>[Pokemon] used Stun Spore!
>[Pokemon] used Poison Powder!
Just like an American lethal injection execution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:39:42 No.33076177 Report

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>>33076131
This. It'll eat the evidence and won't get charged for murder because it can't shit you out and you'll just be filed as a missing person instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:40:41 No.33076184 Report

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>>33076169
you can only have one status ailment at a time, shitwit shake

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:41:03 No.33076190 Report

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Could a really strong Psychic-type shut down your internal organs? If so I'll go with Alakazam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:42:03 No.33076200 Report

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>>33076184
>real life =/= pokemon
If you were anymore autistic I would've mistaken you for a Team Rocket grunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:46:31 No.33076246 Report

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voltorb/self-destruct pokemon if you want others to suffer with you
shedinja if you want your death to be kinda cool but also agonizing

for a quick kill and painless kill, go for a psychic. They can probably shut your brain down without it being super painful

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:53:09 No.33076308 Report

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Wouldn't be very quick, but it'd be interesting.
>ywn be serperior's food

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:53:42 No.33076316 Report

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>>33076246
>stick dick into shedinja's hole
>steals your semen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 21:54:18 No.33076320 Report

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>>33076316
damn he thicc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 22:23:27 No.33076517 Report

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>>33076320
>he
Am I cool now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 22:24:21 No.33076524 Report

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>>33076517
like, so cool

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 22:27:43 No.33076549 Report

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>>33076169
>Stun Spore
I BECOME SO NUMB

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 22:31:25 No.33076577 Report

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It's koffing.

All you do is shut the windows and door and breath in the nice toxic air it creates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 22:32:43 No.33076587 Report

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>>33076096
Depends. You want quick and clean, quick and messy, or slow and painful?

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 22:43:03 No.33076682 Report

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>>33076549
You cheeky fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 23:09:10 No.33076910 Report

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>>33076587
Quick and painless, and I don't want my Pokemon to feel bad for doing it, hence why no Gardevoir

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jul 2017 23:22:06 No.33076985 Report

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>>33076096
Death by snu snu

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