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Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:06:43 No.33081578 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33081582 >>33081585 >>33081586 >>33081598 >>33081600 >>33081620 >>33081630 >>33081656 >>33081916 >>33081923 >>33082816 >>33082832 >>33082936 >>33084375 >>33084442 >>33084976 >>33084987 >>33085235

You're outside with your girlfriend when this guy comes and slaps her ass. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:07:35 No.33081582 Report

Quoted By: >>33082481

>>33081578
threesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:07:53 No.33081585 Report

Quoted By: >>33082481

>>33081578
Urge him to slap my ass next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:07:57 No.33081586 Report

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>>33081578
mach punch Incineroar in anger for not slapping my ass instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:10:13 No.33081598 Report

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>>33081578
Catch him and make him my bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:10:34 No.33081599 Report

Quoted By: >>33081658

Piss on him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:11:42 No.33081600 Report

Quoted By: >>33081606

>>33081578
Laugh at the fact that he's a PU shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:12:40 No.33081606 Report

Quoted By: >>33081854

>>33081600

Unofficial sources don't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:15:26 No.33081620 Report

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>>33081578
What the fuck he's got no neck

How am I supposed to tell him to neck himself if he's got no neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:18:38 No.33081630 Report

Quoted By:

>>33081578
Fuck his cat girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:22:18 No.33081643 Report

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Piss on his leg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:25:31 No.33081656 Report

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>>33081578
slap him in the ass too
then my gf slaps my ass
then it will continue being a triangular daisy chain of ass slapping until our palms or asses get sore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:26:05 No.33081658 Report

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>>33081599
>slapping
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:34:19 No.33081701 Report

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Tell her my girlfriend is not bisexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:01:15 No.33081832 Report

Quoted By: >>33081870 >>33082527

Punch him instead, Dark type's weak against Fighting.

Throw him a bucket full of water, that'll cover his Fire type.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:04:20 No.33081854 Report

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>>33081606

>being this butthurt that people like smogon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:07:34 No.33081870 Report

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>>33081832
>Punch him instead
but mega punch is a normal type move

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:15:55 No.33081916 Report

Quoted By: >>33084391

>>33081578
Go! Gyarados!

Gyarados's Gyaradosite is reacting to Anon's Key Stone!

Gyarados Mega Evolved into Mega Gyarados!

Gyarados used Waterfall!

It's Super Effective!

The opposite Incineroar fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:17:31 No.33081923 Report

Quoted By: >>33081975 >>33081999 >>33082044 >>33082088

>>33081578
I send out Decidueye and murder that piece of shit in the span of one second by having Decidueye covering every single part of Incineroar with deadly and acid tipped arrows. Then we leave it behind while it's dying an extremely painful death like it deserves for being so disgustingly hideous and undeserving of happiness or life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:26:20 No.33081975 Report

Quoted By: >>33081997

>>33081923
Owl the edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:27:41 No.33081980 Report

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Abandon my girlfriend and get my ass wrecked by him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:32:32 No.33081997 Report

Quoted By: >>33082012 >>33082016

>>33081975
t. extremely salty as fuck barafucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:32:46 No.33081999 Report

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>>33081923
>autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:35:02 No.33082012 Report

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>>33081997
>implying you need to be a barafag to see the edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:36:32 No.33082016 Report

Quoted By: >>33082021

>>33081997
I'm not, I hate all the three starters. It's just fun to piss faggots like you and barafags off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:38:02 No.33082021 Report

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>>33082016
Don't lie, owlfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:39:26 No.33082029 Report

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Wonder why my ace slapped my girlfriend's ass and is out of his poke ball.

Wonder why I have a girlfriend suddenly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:42:01 No.33082044 Report

Quoted By: >>33082075

>>33081923
>Sending Decidueye to take on an opponent whose both of their typings are super effective against it.

This should end well...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:46:45 No.33082071 Report

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Show him what a Pokemon that isn't shit looks like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:47:21 No.33082075 Report

Quoted By: >>33082092 >>33082110 >>33082135 >>33082415

>>33082044
Canonically, Decidueye's arrows can pierce steel. One arrow alone can easily pierce through Incineroar's head and splatter his tiny brain into a trillion pieces, killing him instantly before Incineroar can even react to Decidueye's presence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:49:43 No.33082088 Report

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>>33081923
Gayest thing ive read so far today

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:50:36 No.33082092 Report

Quoted By: >>33085001

>>33082075
>richard is a owlfag
Well that's a new one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:51:48 No.33082098 Report

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Catch him and let him helpless watch me fuck my gf from his pokeball and leave him there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:54:35 No.33082110 Report

Quoted By: >>33082495

>>33082075
Canonically, Magcargo is hotter than the sun, why isn't the earth melting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:00:56 No.33082135 Report

Quoted By: >>33082415

>>33082075
>Canonically, Decidueye's arrows can pierce steel
Pebble, actually.
>It fires arrow quills from its wings with such precision, they can pierce a pebble at distances over a hundred yards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:44:54 No.33082415 Report

Quoted By: >>33082443

>>33082075
>>33082135

Well, Steel doesn't resist Spirit Shackle and neither does Rock. Dark however does, so Incineroar lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:48:35 No.33082443 Report

Quoted By: >>33082562

>>33082415
It's also not a spirit shackle. it's a plain old arrow that Incineroar has no defenses against. Incineroar is too fragile to survive even one arrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:52:39 No.33082481 Report

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>>33081582
>>33081585
These

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:54:30 No.33082495 Report

Quoted By: >>33082541

>>33082110
Lightning is hotter than the surface of the sun, why isn't the earth melting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:59:00 No.33082527 Report

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>>33081832
Humans probably have a pitiful base stats though. It's not going to do much good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 19:01:07 No.33082541 Report

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>>33082495
Lightning bolts only exist for brief moments though and they are causing massive destruction where ever they hit. Magcargo is alive and a "constant" like an actual star, that's a big difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 19:05:49 No.33082562 Report

Quoted By: >>33082572

>>33082443
Normal arrows are made from wood and metal, both of which Incineroar resists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 19:07:49 No.33082572 Report

Quoted By: >>33082726

>>33082562
Incineroar resists grass, not wood. Two entirely different things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 19:31:35 No.33082726 Report

Quoted By:

>>33082572
>what is wood hammer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 19:39:51 No.33082816 Report

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>>33081578
Attend her funeral

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 19:42:27 No.33082832 Report

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>>33081578
I have to pay for her surgery now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 19:53:52 No.33082936 Report

Quoted By: >>33082980

>>33081578
Jokes on you, incineroar is my gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 20:00:09 No.33082980 Report

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>>33082936

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 22:38:30 No.33084375 Report

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>>33081578
Throw a ball to distract him since he's a cat.

Just kidding it's a Master Ball. Bitch is going to helping me catch all the Rock, Ground, Water, and Fighting-Type Pokémon whether he likes it or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 22:41:02 No.33084391 Report

Quoted By:

>>33081916
>Go! Gyarados!
>Gyarados's Gyaradosite is reacting to Anon's Key Stone!
>Gyarados Mega Evolved into Mega Gyara-
>Incineroar dies laughing at the shrimp dick you thought would intimidate him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 22:47:08 No.33084442 Report

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>>33081578
>this guy
That's obviously a girl you swine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 22:54:12 No.33084496 Report

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>bipedal muscular tiger
We run from the monstrosity and hope our base Speed is above 60

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 23:57:46 No.33084976 Report

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>>33081578
I kick his underdeveloped legs and grab his baby wrists.I then hit the giant "kick me here" spot until it kneels over.

Or i just send out Mienshao.
252 Atk Mienshao High Jump Kick vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Incineroar: 452-534 (114.7 - 135.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jul 2017 23:59:54 No.33084987 Report

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>>33081578
I do what normal people would do and headshot it with my handgun, killing it instantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 00:01:26 No.33085001 Report

Quoted By:

>>33082092
*falseflagger barafag
Well, not so strange afterall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 00:11:52 No.33085073 Report

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>Send out Greninja
>Hydro meme him
IKU Z

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jul 2017 00:31:25 No.33085235 Report

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>>33081578
Shooting it in the fucking face should be enough

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