>>33085787Ok, well first, deep dish is a meme. Best Chicago pizza is thin-crust tavern style. But if you want good pizza, Pequouds is the best. Also, Sears Tower has a sweet tourist trappy place where you can sit in a glass box on the 87th floor. Consider that this is the rightful tallest building in the western hemisphere.
If you like to party, Wrigleyville is your place to go. Just pick a bar and go get shitfaced. It'll be kinda pricey, but life is good.
At night, it's a big city, so keep your wits about you, otherwise, the crime is in the black neighborhoods and you should be ok. But dont be a fucking nonchalant goofball, trouble will find you.
Avoid the trains late at night, they tend to be filled with drunks and druggies. The red line and the brownline transfer are bad.
If you like Italian Food, go to Taylor street by UIC and Rush Hospital. Great fucking food there.
Stan's Donuts and Do-Rite Donuts near Northwestern Hospital are great donuts, plus do-rite has fucking killer chicken sandwiches.
If you want to catch some sun and swim in the lake, Oak Street Beach is the fucking bomb. Plus that's where all the hot white girls and drunken teenagers go during the summer. South of the Museum Campuis you'll find geese and black fuckers who ruin your day.
IF you are looking for something to do, Paul McCartney is playing at Wrigley Field tomorrow so fucking go hang out near there to hear Sir Paul fucking jam out.
Other than that, go to Weiner Circle for a char dog and late at night ask for a chocolate shake. If you like corned beef, go to Manny's Deli and get the cornedbeef and potato pancake-fucking great.
Angry Crab is great seafood, great cajun food.
Kuma's Corner is great burgers.
Navy Pier is a meme, don't waste your money, go to the Field Museum instead.
Lincoln Park Zoo has free admission but the zoo is shit. Brookfield Zoo is better but it's a drive and admission costs like $30. Field Museum is great and the Art Museum is #1 worldwide.
