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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 13:48:58 No.33100161 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33100232 >>33100248 >>33100405 >>33100418 >>33100571 >>33100631 >>33100689 >>33100714

uh oh!

Mew broke out of his pokeball during the night and ate all the food in your fridge. How do you punish the bloated fat Mew?

Please decribe in detail how you would punish him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 13:50:30 No.33100173 Report

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Fuck off I'm not making a fapfic for you. Do it yourself you lazy degenerate shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 13:53:46 No.33100203 Report

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Put that nigga on a treadmill. He'll run off those calories!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 13:59:12 No.33100232 Report

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>>33100161
Slightly less petting than usual and the occasional glare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 14:03:52 No.33100248 Report

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>>33100161
Ban it from the bathroom for a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 14:07:15 No.33100258 Report

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Cut him open in a similar manner to a trout, but make sure to keep him alive during the process, at least as long as possible. Then remove every last piece of food from his stomach and show it to him as I watch the tears well up, knowing these are his last moments.

Is this what you wanted to fap to, faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 14:40:13 No.33100401 Report

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I would put him on a reasonable diet and exercise regime that allows him to lose the extra weight in a healthy manner, and perhaps lock up his PokeBall at night more securely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 14:41:01 No.33100405 Report

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>>33100161
>him
fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 14:43:13 No.33100418 Report

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>>33100161

Order it to use Autotomize.

Mew can learn any move, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:09:19 No.33100571 Report

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>>33100161
I'll make it read this thread and cringe until it learns otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:11:57 No.33100585 Report

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release it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:19:28 No.33100631 Report

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>>33100161
I'd make it listen to this song on loop until it vowed never to eat all my food again.

https://soundcloud.com/snckpck/charizard-why-u-eatin-all-my

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:25:32 No.33100676 Report

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>>33100258
edgy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:28:34 No.33100687 Report

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I want to be unbirthed by Mew.

Mew would slowly absorb and suck me into her birth canal. And then while inside her womb, the tightness would force me into a fetal position. Some placenta-like thing would appear and it starts to force its way into my bellybutton, slowly opening it, and connecting and sealing itself into the opening. Now my bellybutton's skin and the placenta are fused together, making me a part of Mew.
I am now a creature being nurtured inside her.

At first I would feel like trying to fight back, but as Mew's life energy flows into me, I begin to become relaxed. All my worries, fears and everything else that I'm thinking of are all gradually becoming none of my concern. My mind goes into a blissful trance-like state as I become enveloped with a feeling of safety and security.

I would fall asleep comfortably with a smile as I am being cradled and nurtured inside Mew's womb. This would continue on for a few months, Mew's essence and life energy flows into me and slowly changes me without even noticing it. I would have lost all my human characteristics in months.

After staying in this heavenly cradle of life, I would get re-born as another Mew, ready to explore the world in this new life that she has given me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:28:40 No.33100689 Report

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>>33100161
r-right, that's what happened... i-it's not like i fucked mew and got it pregnant, haha ^-^;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:32:38 No.33100714 Report

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>>33100161
I would hold it by the tail and swing it around until it threw up all the food
then I would make it eat all the vomit, and repeat the process a couple more times
then i would make it wear a diaper for a week, at th end of the week i make it wear the diaper on its head while it goes downtown to purchase new snacks
while its gone i invite peope over to the house, as soon as mew gets home they all jump on it and commence the fuggin
after everyone is satisfied i give mew a nice bath so its all clean again, maybe give it a little wankywank in the bath to cheer it up a bit, then put it to bed
while its sleeping it replace its moveset with cut, defog, whirlpool and rock smash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:35:46 No.33100733 Report

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>>33100687
dude what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 15:48:09 No.33100814 Report

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>>33100687
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jul 2017 17:32:23 No.33101601 Report

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>>33100714
more like this please

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