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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:03:32 No.33112987 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33112996 >>33113002 >>33113043 >>33113192 >>33113208 >>33113233 >>33113318 >>33114878 >>33115336 >>33115974 >>33116804

this is OFFICIAL ART

why did they make it so sexy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:04:37 No.33112996 Report

Quoted By: >>33113476

>>33112987
You call that sexy? Check this out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:05:25 No.33113002 Report

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>>33112987
Because Selazzle is sizzling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:07:32 No.33113026 Report

Quoted By: >>33113196 >>33113208 >>33113512 >>33115922 >>33116850

on first row of results when you google salazzle

what a masterpiece of a creation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:09:26 No.33113043 Report

Quoted By: >>33113226 >>33113300

>>33112987
Salazzle's purpose in the world is to be a slut. Just look at its Pokédex entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:20:29 No.33113162 Report

Quoted By: >>33113177 >>33113185

would you rather fuck a salazzle or a male sylveon's tight little twink fairy ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:22:14 No.33113177 Report

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>>33113162
I'd prefer a female because I'm not a degenerate waste of oxygen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:23:18 No.33113185 Report

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>>33113162

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:24:18 No.33113192 Report

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>>33112987
Worst Gen 7 design, it hurts me even more cause I loved Salandit's.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:24:35 No.33113196 Report

Quoted By: >>33113217 >>33113260 >>33113345 >>33114979

>>33113026
>how scalies see salazzle

>how i see salazzle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:25:54 No.33113208 Report

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>>33112987
>>33113026
>ywn have your dick sucked by Slut Lizard
Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:26:32 No.33113217 Report

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>>33113196
pranking Salazzle friend best Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:28:42 No.33113226 Report

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>>33113043

Salazzle isn't a Slut Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:29:44 No.33113233 Report

Quoted By: >>33113245

>>33112987
Stop being gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:31:16 No.33113245 Report

Quoted By: >>33113256 >>33113303

>>33113233

if you don't want to fuck salazzle you are gay

that is a creation of pure feminine sex appeal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:32:37 No.33113256 Report

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>>33113245
I want to be fucked by a Salazzle's dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:33:45 No.33113260 Report

Quoted By: >>33114330

>>33113196
Salazzle (F) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Dragon Tail
- Substitute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:33:58 No.33113263 Report

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>>33113208
At least you aren't like that faggot in the last waifu thread that bought a Salazzle dakimakura.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:35:09 No.33113277 Report

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>>33113263

...source?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:37:29 No.33113300 Report

Quoted By: >>33113399

>>33113043
Salazzle isn't a slut Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:37:35 No.33113301 Report

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>>33113277
Artist is Shirokoma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:37:43 No.33113303 Report

Quoted By: >>33113310 >>33113330

>>33113245
It's a damn animal, why would I want to fuck it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:38:31 No.33113310 Report

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>>33113303
Pokémon are not animals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:39:32 No.33113318 Report

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>>33112987

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:40:09 No.33113330 Report

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>>33113303

da fuck is this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:41:09 No.33113340 Report

Quoted By: >>33113410

This could have been avoided

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:41:37 No.33113345 Report

Quoted By: >>33113624

>>33113196
this; salazzle is for friend, not fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:46:15 No.33113399 Report

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>>33113300
It releases pheromones just so that other males can fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:46:39 No.33113401 Report

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Meh, at least it has some reasonable lore going for it

At least it's not Tsareena which is just fetishbait for the sake of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:46:56 No.33113405 Report

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>>33113399
>Oblivious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:47:17 No.33113410 Report

Quoted By: >>33113514

>>33113340

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:47:41 No.33113416 Report

Quoted By: >>33113467 >>33113886

are there any pokemon that are black cock sluts?

it's the only thing that does it for me anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:52:07 No.33113467 Report

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>>33113416
the one you self-insert as

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:53:06 No.33113476 Report

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>>33112996
If Tsareena is Niki Minaj then who is salazzle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:56:28 No.33113512 Report

Quoted By: >>33113565

>>33113026
You know Google search varies with your browsing habits, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:56:37 No.33113514 Report

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>>33113410
If that's the fucked up shit you're into we should talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:00:54 No.33113555 Report

Quoted By: >>33113630

>>33113330
>>33113310
Stop it, get some help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:02:07 No.33113565 Report

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>>33113512
Not for images, it doesn't. Look for Salazzle and you'll have the same results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:08:40 No.33113624 Report

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>>33113345
Pokémon are our lovers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:09:41 No.33113630 Report

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>>33113555
There is nothing wrong with loving a Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:33:37 No.33113886 Report

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>>33113416
Shiny tapu koko

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:36:02 No.33113917 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:03:12 No.33114175 Report

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>>33113917

Nice lizard Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:11:20 No.33114253 Report

Quoted By: >>33114904 >>33115520 >>33115762

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:12:24 No.33114259 Report

Quoted By: >>33115361 >>33115954

Why do Pokemon dicks look like human dicks or do human dicks look like Pokemon dicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:22:19 No.33114330 Report

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>>33113260
verlisify is gonna see this post and be like "i might try that! looks OP!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:54:56 No.33114566 Report

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more salazzling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 03:25:46 No.33114878 Report

Quoted By: >>33117033

>>33112987
Fuck the guy that thought making a male form was a bad idea.
We could've gotten a nice waifu AND a badass reptile in one go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 03:28:09 No.33114904 Report

Quoted By:

>>33114253

Lily

Lily Tue 25 Jul 2017 03:34:59 No.33114979 Report

Quoted By:

>>33113196
I agree anon. It just looks like something out of Jurassic Park to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 04:18:13 No.33115336 Report

Quoted By:

>>33112987
Those thighs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 04:22:11 No.33115361 Report

Quoted By:

>>33114259

Pokémon pussy far more important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 04:41:11 No.33115502 Report

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>Salazzle gets a male form in USUM
>It continues the bandit theme
>Physical attacker to counteract femazzle's special oriented stats
>Learns a physical poison or fire type move that can steal items
Is it good now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 04:45:21 No.33115520 Report

Quoted By: >>33115619 >>33115696

>>33114253
why is all of the male zoroark porn complete garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:06:15 No.33115619 Report

Quoted By: >>33115696

>>33115520
It isn't, just this one particular image

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:17:55 No.33115696 Report

Quoted By: >>33115724 >>33115783

>>33115520
>>33115619
Can't handle the human dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:22:10 No.33115724 Report

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>>33115696
Not dumbass oversized shit, no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:24:08 No.33115741 Report

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i love big cocks

but not horse size

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:27:20 No.33115762 Report

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>>33114253
Would a Zoroark even have a human-like dick?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:31:39 No.33115783 Report

Quoted By: >>33115832 >>33116317

>>33115696
>fur seamlessly becoming smooth human dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:38:31 No.33115832 Report

Quoted By: >>33115891 >>33115984

>>33115783
You don't see hair on human dicks despite it being surrounded by pubic hair

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:48:29 No.33115891 Report

Quoted By: >>33115958

>>33115832
yes but these dicks are colored the same as the fur of the creatures wielding it. is your human dick the same color as your pubic hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:51:52 No.33115906 Report

Quoted By: >>33115942 >>33116438

>>33113399
moths release pheromones, but you don't go around fucking moths...i hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:54:45 No.33115922 Report

Quoted By: >>33115937

>>33113026
Why is it wearing a bikini bottom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:57:02 No.33115937 Report

Quoted By:

>>33115922

covering some fat pussy lips

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 05:58:36 No.33115942 Report

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>>33115906
Well of course not. They're far too small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:00:16 No.33115947 Report

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>>33113399
Owner of a harem is not a slut.
Slut implies you're owned by many, not that you own many. Owning many is an Alpha/Boss Bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:02:14 No.33115954 Report

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>>33114259
Humans are pokemon, remember?
That's why they used to marry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:02:28 No.33115957 Report

Quoted By: >>33116892

>>33113263
...it just now dawned on me why every female anime character in history has art like this. I always thought it was just a sexy meme. It's literally for the purpose of printing onto pillowcases, isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:02:57 No.33115958 Report

Quoted By:

>>33115891
How do you know he doesn't have grey skin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:06:03 No.33115974 Report

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>>33112987
Dude it's a lizard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:07:00 No.33115982 Report

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>>33113399
>pheromones
that smell isn't pheremones

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:07:20 No.33115984 Report

Quoted By: >>33116026 >>33116337

>>33115832
Mine has it.
I also have pearly penile papules, wisdom teeth, and can wiggle my ears, so I have pretty primitive genetics period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:13:16 No.33116026 Report

Quoted By: >>33116275

>>33115984
Are you an Australian abbo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:50:18 No.33116275 Report

Quoted By: >>33116301

>>33116026
No. Southern USA white male, primarily Scottish ancestry like most just past the Appalachians.

My best guess is that isolation-induced inbreeding causes traits that would otherwise be bred away to be retained.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:55:52 No.33116301 Report

Quoted By: >>33116343

>>33116275
>Southern USA white male, primarily Scottish ancestry like most just past the Appalachians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:59:42 No.33116317 Report

Quoted By: >>33116337

>>33115783
What kind of penis should a Zoroark have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:03:27 No.33116337 Report

Quoted By: >>33116348

>>33115984
>pearly penile papules
>dick head is growing spines like a bloody cat
Well that must generate a lot of questions.

>>33116317
It's an anthropomorphized fox, right? Human-sized fox dick sounds right to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:04:29 No.33116343 Report

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>>33116301
You forgot to use the paint bucket tool to bleach it out. ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:05:25 No.33116348 Report

Quoted By: >>33116420

>>33116337
What about a fox sized human dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:20:21 No.33116420 Report

Quoted By: >>33116431

>>33116348
Would be miniscule, because humans have proportionally very large penises, and foxes are smaller than humans.

Like, maybe 4cm fully erect if he's really hung.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:22:56 No.33116431 Report

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>>33116420
That explains why we never see them in official art.

Flaccid, they're so small they're hidden under all the fur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:24:25 No.33116438 Report

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>>33115906
volcarona is moth-like and looks pretty sexy to me desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 08:59:15 No.33116729 Report

Quoted By: >>33116758

Pretty sure Zoroark has an uncut dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 09:07:53 No.33116758 Report

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>>33116729
Of course it does. What kind of lunatic would go around circumcising wild Zoroarks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 09:22:15 No.33116804 Report

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>>33112987
have you seen the third episode of sun and moon? they know furries exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 09:46:20 No.33116850 Report

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>>33113026
Tried fapping to her. Her face really turns me off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:00:46 No.33116890 Report

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Can a Zoroark impregnate a human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:01:03 No.33116892 Report

Quoted By: >>33116980

>>33115957
What fucking rock have you been hiding under you triple nigger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:02:20 No.33116895 Report

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>>33113399

Fanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:29:54 No.33116980 Report

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>>33116892
Come now, anon. Not everyone can be a man of culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:34:30 No.33116989 Report

Quoted By: >>33117130

>>33113310
Neither humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:48:21 No.33117033 Report

Quoted By: >>33117138

>>33114878
Well the Pokédex does say that males have never been discovered, not that they definitely don't exist. There's still a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 11:16:06 No.33117130 Report

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>>33116989

That's debatable, since some Pokémon are the descendants of animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 11:17:39 No.33117138 Report

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>>33117033

There are a lot of undiscovered gender counterparts...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:21:22 No.33118945 Report

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Let's continue our discussion on Pokemon genitalia

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