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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 19:52:10 No.33120148 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33120159 >>33120186 >>33120222 >>33120729 >>33121314 >>33123765

Little did Sun know that she's in heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 19:53:22 No.33120159 Report

Quoted By: >>33120176

>>33120148
>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 19:54:41 No.33120175 Report

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fucked up if tru

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 19:54:50 No.33120176 Report

Quoted By: >>33120669

>>33120159
only females get in heat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 19:55:38 No.33120186 Report

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>>33120148
Those are two girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 19:59:31 No.33120222 Report

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>>33120148
I want to sniff her fishy breath

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 20:58:52 No.33120669 Report

Quoted By: >>33120708

>>33120176
>he actually thinks this
Underage leave anytime

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:05:45 No.33120708 Report

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>>33120669
It's not called heat when it's a male. It's rut.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:08:31 No.33120729 Report

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>>33120148
>or did he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:06:02 No.33121259 Report

Quoted By: >>33121349

What will a female Pokemon in heat do to me if I'm the only closest male creature around?
Also considering that we're very close and she belongs to the humanoid egg group?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:12:00 No.33121314 Report

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>>33120148
Little did anon know that Primarina is a trans lesbian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:15:05 No.33121349 Report

Quoted By: >>33121450 >>33121763

>>33121259
Probably fuck your brains out, durh.

That's why you kill the offspring to keep em in heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:25:58 No.33121450 Report

Quoted By: >>33121470 >>33121490

>>33121349
But how is she gonna do it
I mean lets say im oblivious and have no idea shes in heat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:28:28 No.33121470 Report

Quoted By: >>33121490

>>33121450
She's gonna wait til you're at the beach, snatch your shorts off while you're in the water, push you into the sand like a beached whale and ort ort until someone busts a nut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:30:19 No.33121490 Report

Quoted By: >>33122064

>>33121450
I wrote a short prim x trainer about just this scenario >>33121470

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:55:21 No.33121763 Report

Quoted By: >>33121860

>>33121349
That's rude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 22:58:17 No.33121799 Report

Quoted By: >>33121826 >>33124182

when a pokemon is 87.5% male, these are the correct ways to refer to him:
1. "it"
2. "he"
3. "he" 87.5% of the time, "she" 12.5% of the time
4. "he/he/he/he/he/he/he/she"

some incorrect ways:
1. "she" 100% of the time
2. "he/she"

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:01:10 No.33121826 Report

Quoted By: >>33124457

>>33121799
I love Primarina!
he/he/he/he/he/he/he/she is my favorite Pokemon! I love everything about his/his/his/his/his/his/his/her design!
I've been using him/him/him/him/him/him/her in OU recently and I got to 1700 too. I'm so happy about how he/he/he/he/he/he/he/she turned out! I hope he/he/he/he/he/he/he/she gets an additional buff in PoMoUlSu/PoMoUlMo so it can properly be OverUsed like he/he/he/he/he/he/he/she deserves to be.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:04:59 No.33121860 Report

Quoted By: >>33121937

>>33121763
I meant it in the politest way possible

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:13:27 No.33121937 Report

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>>33121860
Oh. Okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:23:27 No.33122064 Report

Quoted By: >>33122084

>>33121490

Well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:25:44 No.33122084 Report

Quoted By: >>33122130

>>33122064
Well what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:32:23 No.33122130 Report

Quoted By: >>33122208

>>33122084
Whale what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:38:47 No.33122208 Report

Quoted By: >>33124277 >>33125845 >>33126822 >>33127403 >>33127649

>>33122130
https://pastebin.com/BTm4S619

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 00:11:10 No.33122557 Report

Quoted By: >>33125979

I accidentally fapped to Primarina and will now commit suicide.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 02:17:50 No.33123765 Report

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>>33120148

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 03:10:38 No.33124182 Report

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>>33121799
I kind of call it she anyway not out of some retarded and misguided attempt at political correctness but because calling feminine male things female pronouns turns me on. Along with sexually bullying them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 03:23:51 No.33124277 Report

Quoted By: >>33126429

>>33122208
I like it. Nice work, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 03:52:52 No.33124457 Report

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>>33121826
hue/hue/hue/hue/hue/hue/hue/BR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 08:38:06 No.33125845 Report

Quoted By: >>33126429

>>33122208
Goddamnit anon
You just made me fap to a Pokemon
I feel guilty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 09:26:57 No.33125979 Report

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>>33122557
Please don't commit suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 12:18:48 No.33126429 Report

Quoted By: >>33127636

>>33124277
>>33125845

I come back a day later and I have some (You)s. Nice.

I'm almost done with a longer one about the same trainer and his entire team. Prim included. I'll be sure to post it when it's done.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 14:06:49 No.33126822 Report

Quoted By: >>33127627

>>33122208
>Prim, you're terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 16:05:23 No.33127403 Report

Quoted By: >>33127627

>>33122208
i uh
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 16:41:32 No.33127627 Report

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>>33126822
Im not sure what that reaction pic is trying to convey

>>33127403
You're welcome?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 16:42:58 No.33127636 Report

Quoted By: >>33127867

>>33126429
no man stop
you made me fap to a pokemon with that previous fapfic and i'm not even a pokefucker
i feel so disgusted with myself

but i'm still looking forward to that new one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 16:44:29 No.33127649 Report

Quoted By: >>33127751 >>33127867

>>33122208
Hey, cam, is the sun a deadly laser?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jul 2017 16:59:15 No.33127751 Report

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>>33127649
not anymore there's a reference

CamPane

CamPane Wed 26 Jul 2017 17:15:19 No.33127867 Report

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>>33127636
Guess I can namefag now. I do need to finiah the other one soon..

>>33127649
Yes. Yes it is.

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