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Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 04:33:52 No.33140221 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33140313 >>33141231 >>33141236 >>33142046 >>33142826 >>33144201

This woman needs to get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 04:52:30 No.33140313 Report

Quoted By: >>33140340

>>33140221
>tfw olivia wins the satoshi.

Punished /vp/oreon

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Punished /vp/oreon Fri 28 Jul 2017 04:58:54 No.33140340 Report

Quoted By: >>33140359

>>33140313
Only through coercion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 05:05:30 No.33140359 Report

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>>33140340
you mean through her or him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 08:32:46 No.33141231 Report

Quoted By: >>33143881

>>33140221
Reminder than men have like 9 times more sex drive than women and being a woman virgin makes no sense.

Men propose, women dispose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 08:35:19 No.33141236 Report

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>>33140221
Kodomo ne.

;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 12:05:37 No.33141721 Report

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I VOLUNTEER

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 13:48:04 No.33142046 Report

Quoted By: >>33142221

>>33140221
I'll do it i just have to somehow get in contact with the Minnesota Vikings so they can take me into the world of pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 14:36:51 No.33142221 Report

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>>33142046
I know one good way to meet her but it requires a noose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 16:36:13 No.33142826 Report

Quoted By: >>33144000

>>33140221
>You're walking through the woods with Olivia
>She recently took interest in you after you mollywhopped her team
>"Anon, I think you're very mature and skilled for a trainer your age."
>"M-mew two."
>"No need to be so nervous, Anon! This isn't a date or anything. We're just going cutiefly fishing."
>You have apparently reached your destination as Olivia stops in front of you
>She takes off her backpack and beings rummaging through it
>She pulls out a circular object of some kind
>She unravels it to reveal a considerable length of rope
>Nani
>She reaches into the bag once more and pulls out some duct tape
>You realize that there is no such thing as cutiefly fishing
>You want to run but your body won't respond
>The tism has left you frozen in place
>You've become a nervous wreck
>Your palms are sweaty
>Knees weak
>Arms heavy
>Spaghettis falling outta your pockets already
>Olivia turns to you with a toothy grin and begins to advance with the rope
>You don't even struggle when she ties your hands behind your back
>"Not even putting up a fight. I bet you want this just as badly as I do."
>That was the day you lost your virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:32:05 No.33143881 Report

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>>33141231
This isnt true

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:50:24 No.33144000 Report

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>>33142826
I feel bad for the guy that wrote this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jul 2017 20:19:29 No.33144201 Report

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>>33140221
You'd think a woman of her proportions should get laid every single day. But she has Stufful vibrators in her room, so...

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