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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 08:19:05 No.33148655 View View Reply Original Report

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Why does Sharpedo prefer Kirlia over Gardevoir?

Because he's a Sharpedophile!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 08:25:04 No.33148682 Report

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>>33148655
xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 08:36:45 No.33148715 Report

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Why did Gardenia return her 100% natural dildo? It was actually pseudo woodo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 09:07:37 No.33148847 Report

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Did you hear about the Serperior football match?
Of course you didn't, it had no coverage!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 09:11:11 No.33148863 Report

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>>33148847
Nice one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 09:16:34 No.33148890 Report

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What does Tobias eat his sandwiches on?
Dark rye!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 09:19:10 No.33148900 Report

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>>33148847
>>33148890
You guys saved this shit thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 09:31:30 No.33148944 Report

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>>33148847
I'm pretty sure that I didn't hear about the Serperior football match because snakes don't have feet so they can't plat FOOTball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 09:34:54 No.33148957 Report

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>>33148655
Why did the baby dragon fall off of the cliff?
It couldn't see, it had a bag on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 11:05:56 No.33149264 Report

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>>33148655
Why did the pokemon go?
Nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 14:51:11 No.33150187 Report

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How do you call a Lopunny with twi brain cells?

Pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 14:52:34 No.33150199 Report

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>>33148655
Kill you are self

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 14:56:30 No.33150219 Report

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>>33148847
>what is hp fire
>what is dragon pulse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 14:56:42 No.33150220 Report

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Sun and Moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 14:57:40 No.33150229 Report

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>>33148655
Why did the Pikachu get arrested?
Because he murdered someone.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 14:59:06 No.33150240 Report

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>>33150229

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 14:59:49 No.33150249 Report

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:00:15 No.33150252 Report

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great thread dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:01:34 No.33150260 Report

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Why did Blaziken cross the road?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:02:43 No.33150266 Report

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>>33150220
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:03:00 No.33150268 Report

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>>33150260
because was an african american

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:03:41 No.33150274 Report

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>>33148655
Did you hear about the trainer that picked up an electrode thinking it was a pokéball?
He EXPLODED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:04:37 No.33150281 Report

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>>33150249
Best one so far

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:04:45 No.33150283 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:04:49 No.33150284 Report

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>>33150274
Did you hear about the trainer who threw a voltorb in battle thinking it was one of his pokéballs?
He DIED IN EXPLOSION

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:05:03 No.33150285 Report

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What did the Ditto say to its trainer after he said "I'm gay?"
Haha Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:06:02 No.33150293 Report

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>>33150284
Did you hear about the trainer who wasn't paying attention and bumped into an electrode?
He went BOOM!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:06:31 No.33150295 Report

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>>33150284
Did you hear about the trainer who threw a Forrettress in battle thinking it was one of his Pokemon?
He'sPermanently Paralyzed due to Spinal Collapse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:06:33 No.33150297 Report

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>>33150283
Pls kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:07:14 No.33150299 Report

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>>33150293
Do you know what two electrodes do while hanging around in the power plant?
They EXPLODE

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:07:53 No.33150301 Report

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>>33150284
>>33150285
>>33150293
>>33150295
>>33150299
Did you make that up yourselves, or did you get some wino downstairs to come up with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:08:33 No.33150305 Report

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>>33150299
"The other day a trainer evolved his voltorb"
"really? must have been an amazing experience"
"not really, he WAS DESTROIED "

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:10:43 No.33150323 Report

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>>33150301
I'm making this shit up right now without thinking too much about the "joke".
After all they made a book about shitty jokes in the same way.
Almost forgot:
Do you know what two voltorbs do while rolling down the bike road?
They EXPLODE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:12:54 No.33150332 Report

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>>33150323
Do you know why shiny voltorbs are hard to catch?
Because they have 1/4096 chances to appear. also they EXPLODE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:14:05 No.33150342 Report

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Why's it so hard to be banned from a console subreddit?

They don't have any mods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:14:32 No.33150343 Report

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>>33150332
What does the drunk voltorb say to the faggot electrode?
HE WAS EXPLODED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:17:04 No.33150356 Report

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>>33150343
Trainer1:"The other day I found a pokéball lying on the ground"
Trainer2 :"Lucky you, I only find Voltorbs"
Trainer1:"Ahah, you were DESTROIED ".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:18:41 No.33150370 Report

Quoted By: >>33150412

>>33150356
A trainer hears his PokéGear ringing, and answers the call.
He EXPLODED .
But then WHO WAS POKEGEAR? .
It was Voltorb. If you read this you were DESTROIED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:23:13 No.33150412 Report

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>>33150370
Old faggot from the daycare:"You wouldn't believe this! We found an EGG! Inside the EGG there is VOLTORB."
EXPLODES IN LAUGHS WHILE GIVING YOU THE EGG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:24:27 No.33150424 Report

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What do Brock's pants do around Nurse Jenny?

Nothing. Anime is not canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:25:27 No.33150431 Report

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>>33150219
What are shitty non-STAB moves which are only used to not get completely walled by Ferro, Scizor, and Dragonite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:26:15 No.33150435 Report

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>>33150412
Did you hear about the poképhile who wanted to fuck an Electrode?
He was arrested

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:30:52 No.33150461 Report

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>>33150435
How many pokéball does it take to catch a Voltorb?
I don't know because IT EXPLODES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:38:28 No.33150502 Report

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What do you say to a guy who makes a bunch of shitty Voltorb and Electrode puns?
He [spoilers]BLOWS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:38:28 No.33150503 Report

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>>33148655
Cur vocant "Pidgey" in lingua Latina nomen "Columbus", quod avem ordinariam significat?

Quod est avis ordinaria..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:42:00 No.33150519 Report

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>>33150502
Looks like your shitty attempt at spoilers was DESTROYED
And you forgot
>intentionally shitty

>>33150461

New one:
What do the Voltorb say to the Lapras?
BOOOOOOM!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:44:02 No.33150532 Report

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>>33150268
FRIED CHICKEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:44:30 No.33150539 Report

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How was sex with Electrode last night?
EXPLOSIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:47:40 No.33150551 Report

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>>33150539
Nooooo you're not supposed to make actually funny puns!
follow the guidelines
>>33150283

>>33150519
Do you know what happened to the trainer that went into the Power Plant?
HE WAS DESTROYED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:50:40 No.33150659 Report

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>>33150502
For future reference, just press ctrl + s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 15:54:10 No.33150676 Report

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Why was Flareon awkward at the party?
It had no moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 16:11:14 No.33150765 Report

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Shit did I just kill this thread?

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 16:13:34 No.33150778 Report

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 16:18:29 No.33150820 Report

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>>33150765
No. You simply
DESTROYED IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 16:23:20 No.33150855 Report

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Nevermind this thread was dead from the beginning.>>33150820

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 18:44:21 No.33151949 Report

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>>33150283
I just keep losing faith in humanity.

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bonkbonkSUPREME !xs255Og7dU Sat 29 Jul 2017 18:59:31 No.33152042 Report

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>What happened to the swimmer put her pokeballs in her bra?

SHE WAS FORCED TO GET A FUCKING MASECTOMY BECAUSE THE WERE VOLTORBS AND THEY EXPLODED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:07:41 No.33152113 Report

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>>33150219
hp fire is shit, Dragon pulse is it's only decent coverage move and that just gets walled by any fucking fairy type.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:09:13 No.33152128 Report

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>>33150283
Y-you can't do this to me ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:09:31 No.33152130 Report

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>>33150532
Jesus Chris, there are so many ten year olds on this board.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:10:16 No.33152135 Report

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>>33152128
...I started this joke thread

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:11:27 No.33152147 Report

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>>33152128
>>33152135
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I ....

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:12:30 No.33152152 Report

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>>33152128
>>33152135
>>33152147
... SACRIFICED !?!?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 20:47:24 No.33152800 Report

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>>33152152
>>33152147
>>33152135
>>33152128
>>33152042
>> basically anyone who made an Electrode/Explode/Self Destruct joke way after they got old

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOWNNN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 20:58:06 No.33152873 Report

Quoted By: >>33152907 >>33152909

>>33150283
Not even a kid would find this funny, who the fuck is this marketed to? Who's this supposed to appeal to?!
I'm completely sure that entire book must've been written within an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:03:06 No.33152907 Report

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>>33152873
>minecraft
autists would be my guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:03:06 No.33152909 Report

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>>33152873
>Who is this marketed to?
Minecraft players. That explains everything.

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