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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:02:18 No.33152062 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33152148 >>33152154 >>33152263 >>33153389

>Joe and his girlfriend go out to celebrate his birthday
>girlfriend invites her friend and her chad
>chad in disbelief as server brings a Pokéball cake to Joe
>he can't be serious

I can already tell that Joe's girlfriend won't be allowed to hang around her friend anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:04:04 No.33152077 Report

Quoted By: >>33152088

>it wasn't even a fucking GS Ball
And he calls himself Serebii? Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:05:10 No.33152088 Report

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>>33152077
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:06:59 No.33152107 Report

Quoted By: >>33152114 >>33152140

I cringe when guys call other guys "Chad".

It just screams projection.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:07:42 No.33152114 Report

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>>33152107

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:10:37 No.33152140 Report

Quoted By: >>33152167

>>33152107
Especially when it's such a non-Chad like him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:11:39 No.33152148 Report

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>>33152062
Who do you think the guy is, her fucking dad??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:12:37 No.33152154 Report

Quoted By:

>>33152062
What is up with his hair? Guy looks like a photoshop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:14:39 No.33152167 Report

Quoted By: >>33152199 >>33152217 >>33153784

>>33152140
I mean thats my point. Why even call guys Chad? What makes them Chads? What is exactly a Chad? A fit guy with a girlfriend? That's just a regular guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:20:05 No.33152199 Report

Quoted By: >>33152219 >>33152263

>>33152167
A Chad is any male in the place to take your girlfriend from you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:21:58 No.33152217 Report

Quoted By: >>33152229 >>33152263

>>33152167
British Chads look different from Anerican Chads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:21:59 No.33152219 Report

Quoted By: >>33152267

>>33152199
Oh so calling them Chads is a form of insecurity? Got it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:23:55 No.33152229 Report

Quoted By: >>33152254 >>33153464

>>33152217
What the hell is a Chad supposed to be?

I swear you guys are just like those teenage morons that still think Alphas and Betas are an actual thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:24:32 No.33152235 Report

Quoted By: >>33152454

I love how Serebii rarely has a front facing pic lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:25:50 No.33152254 Report

Quoted By: >>33152263 >>33152287 >>33152304

>>33152229
A guy who takes care of his health
Gets bitches
Drinks and isn't a lightweight
Doesn't have Pokéball cakes for his 30th birthday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:26:34 No.33152263 Report

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>>33152062
>>33152199
>>33152217
>>33152254
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:27:00 No.33152267 Report

Quoted By: >>33152287 >>33152357

>>33152219
Basically. Being in basic physical shape, dressed appropriately, ability to converse with strangers/waitstaff, and financially security are the 4 pillars if Chaddom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:27:38 No.33152269 Report

Quoted By: >>33152274

Who the heck is this guy? This the person who runs Serebii.net?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:28:00 No.33152274 Report

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>>33152269
Yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:29:16 No.33152286 Report

Quoted By: >>33152372

Looking at that guy's twitter, he probably knew about it and is passionate enough about games to tweet about them.
Also
>Joe is 31
What the fuck? I thought he was 27 or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:29:19 No.33152287 Report

Quoted By: >>33152321

>>33152254
>>33152267
So...basically a normal dude then?

You guys and your artificial labeling are so silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:30:41 No.33152304 Report

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>>33152254
So most people? There isn't even a big difference between them and you. If you just talked to them you'd see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:32:37 No.33152321 Report

Quoted By: >>33152365

>>33152287
I have to use language that people understand on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:37:26 No.33152357 Report

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>>33152267
>financial security
>chads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:39:12 No.33152365 Report

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>>33152321
Why must you cater to the idiots here? Are you really that desperate for attention?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:40:16 No.33152372 Report

Quoted By: >>33152381 >>33153062

>>33152286

Lily

Lily Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:41:19 No.33152380 Report

Quoted By: >>33152387

I like Joe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:41:34 No.33152381 Report

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>>33152372
That was last year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:42:31 No.33152387 Report

Quoted By: >>33152393

>>33152380
Joe is mean and grouchy.

Lily

Lily Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:43:53 No.33152393 Report

Quoted By: >>33152397

>>33152387
That's okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:45:01 No.33152397 Report

Quoted By: >>33152412 >>33152421 >>33152427

>>33152393
I'm just saying, it wouldn't kill him to smile.
Last time he smiled was when he was holding that Celebi plush.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:47:31 No.33152412 Report

Quoted By: >>33152418

>>33152397

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:48:50 No.33152418 Report

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>>33152412
Looks kind of evil

Lily

Lily Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:49:22 No.33152421 Report

Quoted By: >>33152436

>>33152397
The franchise he's devoted his life to is going down the drain
I wouldn't smile if I were him either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:50:22 No.33152427 Report

Quoted By: >>33152446

>>33152397
Have you ever seen his teeth? I wouldn't smile if I knew I had teeth like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:52:02 No.33152436 Report

Quoted By: >>33152951

>>33152421
There's more to life than just Pokémon
I love the series and loved it since it was new
But god damn, Joe... reel it back a little.
It's taking a toll on him, and it shows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:53:03 No.33152446 Report

Quoted By: >>33154271

>>33152427
I'm sure he has enough money to buy fake teeth, or braces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 19:54:37 No.33152454 Report

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>>33152235
He uses his better profile. Who doesn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:07:46 No.33152951 Report

Quoted By: >>33153045 >>33153105

>>33152436
If you make your money from a website devoted to that series, its scary to think you might have to get a real job someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:18:13 No.33153045 Report

Quoted By: >>33153064 >>33153105

>>33152951
He's also (ironically enough) a webdesigner and writes for European gaming sites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:20:30 No.33153062 Report

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>>33152372
i just want to fly over there and hug him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:20:53 No.33153064 Report

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>>33153045
I guess if I see any sites that look outdated
Joe designed them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:26:55 No.33153105 Report

Quoted By: >>33153127 >>33153150 >>33153176 >>33153442

>>33152951
>>33153045
Maybe it's just me who feels this way, but I feel bad for his girlfriend.
They both are around 30 years old, have been together for a long time, and Joe is still fucking around with kiddie shit as his main focus. It's fine to do on the side, but he shows no willingness to grow up. You'd think he would have been married by this point, or at least have proposed to his girlfriend. You'd also think he'd get a real job while maintaining his website, but still none. Yet, he shows no interest in those sorts of things.

If I were his girlfriend, I'd leave his ass by this point. Kudos to her for having so much patience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:30:08 No.33153127 Report

Quoted By: >>33153156

>>33153105
She's equally as manchildish as he is and webdesign is a real job. Hasn't he only been with her for like 1 or 2 years? That doesn't seem like too long to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:34:05 No.33153150 Report

Quoted By: >>33153169

>>33153105
>le growing up meme
>get a real job lmao, it's not like being a webmaster, web designer, programmer, journalist and other things aren't real jobs lol
>you must be married by your late 20's or early 30's, otherwise you are a loser ecks dee

Stop living in the 20th century. He's living a healthy and normal life just like everyone else (or even more than most people, as he's doing and earning money form something he loves).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:34:34 No.33153156 Report

Quoted By: >>33153188

>>33153127
He seems to have too much time on his hands, so I assume he doesn't get a lot of work. Plus, like I said, they are around their 30s, so their reproductive organs are beginning to rot. His girlfriend, at least, looks like she has fun with the series. Unlike Joe. He seems to take it way too seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:35:37 No.33153169 Report

Quoted By: >>33153188

>>33153150
His girlfriend is the one making the money, he hardly gets work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:36:19 No.33153176 Report

Quoted By: >>33153194

>>33153105

maybe it is just you? try to not be so old fashioned, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:37:52 No.33153188 Report

Quoted By: >>33153310

>>33153156
>>33153169
Do you have nay proof he doesn't get any?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:38:21 No.33153194 Report

Quoted By: >>33153267

>>33153176
Women don't want men like Joe, who don't take them seriously. Women want a man who takes control, and shows that he is a family man.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:39:11 No.33153200 Report

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You call that a Chad? Anon, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:44:26 No.33153267 Report

Quoted By: >>33153310

>>33153194
not everyone wants a family, though? perhaps genuine companionship is all that is asked for, and those women who have been taught to have a man do all the work for them are those who i really question. haven't we passed a point where we don't look for dads anymore when it comes to men?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:48:42 No.33153310 Report

Quoted By: >>33153321 >>33153351 >>33153364

>>33153188
Google it
>>33153267
Women don't admit it, but we all look for qualities in our partners that prove if he's capable of providing or not. It's nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:50:07 No.33153321 Report

Quoted By: >>33153411

>>33153310
>Google it
No, if you want me to believe the bullshit you say it's on you to provide a source.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:51:34 No.33153334 Report

Quoted By: >>33153542

Stop discussing what female homo sapien sapiens look for in a mate on fucking /vp/ of all boards

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:52:12 No.33153341 Report

Quoted By: >>33153371

Do you people actually think that's his girlfriend?

AHAHAHAHA

he wishes

pic related, his real gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:53:10 No.33153351 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153310
my, my. quite a lazy girl if you're pulling the google card. i feel sorry for your partner, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:54:46 No.33153364 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153310
>Women don't admit it, but we all look for qualities in our partners that prove if he's capable of providing or not. It's nature.
Sounds more like pseudoscientific bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:55:09 No.33153371 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153341
She's in the pic you fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:56:35 No.33153389 Report

Quoted By:

>>33152062
Joe's girlfriend's girlfriend looks hot as fuck. I wish she wasn't a lesbian so I could lick her feet

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:57:43 No.33153398 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_uQRqObQg

I want to puke

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 21:58:52 No.33153411 Report

Quoted By: >>33153461

>>33153321

Lily

Lily Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:02:09 No.33153442 Report

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>>33153105
you're on /vp/. stop fucking around with kiddie shit and grow up

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:03:54 No.33153461 Report

Quoted By: >>33154329

>>33153411
Hey look! I can cherrypick a few sentences out of an article too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:04:08 No.33153464 Report

Quoted By: >>33153474

>>33152229
t. beta in denial

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:04:49 No.33153474 Report

Quoted By: >>33153508

>>33153464
t. /r9k/

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:08:59 No.33153508 Report

Quoted By: >>33153522 >>33153531

>>33153474
sorry, numale, I'm /fitvp/
I know that some men, just like pokemon, are better than others, that's why I struggle to be smarter and stronger than you, I could kill you with my hands right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:10:32 No.33153522 Report

Quoted By: >>33153531

>>33153508
You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker like you on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

Lily

Lily Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:11:44 No.33153531 Report

Quoted By: >>33153550

>>33153508
>>33153522
I find this unattractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:12:53 No.33153542 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153334
Get out, fake necroposter! Shoo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:13:37 No.33153550 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153531
Real men don't care about what women think. Women are just eunuch men, Lily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:14:33 No.33153556 Report

Quoted By: >>33153562 >>33153571

I'm just saying
Don't follow in Joe's footsteps
It's unattractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:15:17 No.33153562 Report

Quoted By: >>33153578 >>33153611

>>33153556
The guy has a girlfriend and makes a living doing what he loves. I doubt he cares about what you consider attractive/unattractive.

Lily

Lily Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:16:26 No.33153571 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153556
I disagree

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:17:27 No.33153578 Report

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>>33153562
but he does care. I bet you he is reading this thread as we speak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:19:26 No.33153596 Report

Quoted By: >>33153625

>what is a Chad
Literally a normie dad/boyfriend. That's it.
OP called him a Chad, because of his apparent disapproval of Joe's behavior, thus having a high probability of being a normie, since such behavior isn't considered "normal".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:20:35 No.33153611 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153562
He's not getting a lot of traffic on his website due to the lack of news
And nobody cares enough about Pokemon Shuffle to go out of their way to check Serebii

He's probably struggling right now. That's why his cake was so small. I bet they only ate the complimentary breadsticks as a meal, along with water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:21:37 No.33153625 Report

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>>33153596
Thank you for explaining.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:30:12 No.33153732 Report

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His dad seems like a cool dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:35:35 No.33153784 Report

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>>33152167
A Chad is a derogatory term for a male who is perceived as valueing sex and showing off his physique over all else. A superficial man, so to speak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:42:32 No.33153841 Report

Quoted By: >>33153851

Does Pokéjungle have a girlfriend
Or is he gay?
Just asking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:43:03 No.33153851 Report

Quoted By: >>33153880

>>33153841
He's gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:46:44 No.33153880 Report

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>>33153851
Damn it! I wanted him to raid my jungles, too. Why do the straight pokéguys suck, and the cute ones are gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:48:56 No.33153896 Report

Quoted By: >>33153915 >>33153935

That's James Eke.

The guy tweets about Sonic the Hedgehog and Splatoon 2.

Trust me, he's not above a Pokeball cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:51:44 No.33153915 Report

Quoted By: >>33153935

>>33153896
That guy with the disapproving face is not him, he just took the photo.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:54:41 No.33153935 Report

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>>33153896
>>33153915
See? This is James. In the other photo, notice that guy's girlfriend looks like one of those blue aliens from Avatar. As well as the guy looking totally different from James.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 22:57:06 No.33153962 Report

Quoted By: >>33154009

sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:01:51 No.33154009 Report

Quoted By: >>33154130

>>33153962
>serebii birthday
>tweet is about the sites birthday, which is now 18
>unrelated image from when he was fat attached
How's it going Liam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:13:01 No.33154130 Report

Quoted By: >>33154144

>>33154009
I think that person was showing that it's the same Celebi plush from his earlier photo, but I could be wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:14:18 No.33154144 Report

Quoted By: >>33154236

>>33154130
It obviously isn't, compare the eyes and antennas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:22:18 No.33154236 Report

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>>33154144
My bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:25:27 No.33154271 Report

Quoted By: >>33154288

>>33152446
He's British.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:26:51 No.33154288 Report

Quoted By:

>>33154271
I know. He can still get braces. He makes enough money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2017 23:30:06 No.33154329 Report

Quoted By:

>>33153461
HuffingtonPost/Clickbait generation.

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