>Low taxes since we don't have to pay for a Pokemon League (Lorelei barely visits anyway)
>Chillest region of them all. The only criminals we have to worry about are native Kanto niggers that want to come over and start shit
>Hot Springs everywhere
>Greatest people, traveling between islands is very common since we all get along.
>Canyons, caves, mountains, forests, beaches, and meadows we have it all here
>Cleanest region since Sevii natives don't try building big industrious cities that pollute the land, no wonder smog breathing Kanto dwellers are always trying to immigrate here
>Beauties, swimmers, and pokemon breeders everywhere, we have more women than us men can know what to do with. Celadon City wishes they had as much good women, plus we don't have a bunch of bikers stirring shit on the route right next to us.
>Fresh fruits from the forests, fresh fish from all the sea, Icefall Cave naturally produces Slushies. You're not going to find a region with better food, plus unlike Olivine City and Celadon City we don't have restaurants that service fatasses 24/7.
>Absolutely no poverty, Treasure Beach is bountiful enough for everyone to be rich beyond their wildest dreams without needing to slave away 80 hours a week like some poor corporate bootlicker working in a Kantonian factory.
>A few of our islands house their own legendaries, Tanobii Ruins are always fun to explore.
Give me one good reason why you wouldn't want to live off the grid here in the Sevii Islands?
>Inb4 Sevii is part of Kanto
The only people who say that are assmad Kanto niggers that are pissed we have clean drinking water and air that isn't carcinogenic. Sevii Islands are independent, we have always been separate and we always will be. Johto and Hoenn bros can come over any time, kanto niggers can continue living with gas masks on while having polluted fish for dinner courtesy of Silph dumping nuclear waste into Vermillion's bay. Alola can eat shit for being a nation of imitators.
