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Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 15:56:54 No.33159206 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33159220 >>33159321 >>33159375 >>33159390 >>33159398 >>33159827 >>33159851 >>33159863 >>33160335

Alright /vp/ how do I explain to my friend that my lust for sylveon is not bestiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 15:58:35 No.33159218 Report

Quoted By: >>33159236

Don't let him know you lust for Sylveon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 15:58:39 No.33159220 Report

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>>33159206
you have a heart boner for cute things and sylveon is very cute
problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 15:58:51 No.33159221 Report

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Pokemon are sapient and can give informed consent. It's more xenophilia.

You're still a sick fuck though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:01:20 No.33159236 Report

Quoted By: >>33159245 >>33159311

>>33159218
It's too late, I let them borrow my porn drive on accident and they told me they saw everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:02:28 No.33159245 Report

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>>33159236
oh. misread the op. guess my heart boner excuse won't work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:03:57 No.33159254 Report

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Tell them you're a pedophile. Then they'll stop asking questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:12:17 No.33159311 Report

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>>33159236
Why the fuck would you do that
There's nothing you can do now, just accept that it IS beastiality and hope your friend doesn't cease communicating with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:14:14 No.33159321 Report

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>>33159206

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:17:08 No.33159339 Report

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>>33159311
I have multiple Flash Drives that look the same, I gave my friend the wrong one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:20:53 No.33159367 Report

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>>33159339
Well now you know better.
Label your porn drive before it happens again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:22:38 No.33159375 Report

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>>33159206
Say you grabbed your dog's flash drive by mistake, then fuck him to prove you're attracted to humans. Make sure to ask him to dress up as a Sylveon first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:25:03 No.33159390 Report

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>>33159206
Explain to him that pokemon aren't animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:25:55 No.33159398 Report

Quoted By: >>33159430 >>33159485

>>33159206
>Gay furry pedophile

Talk about the trifecta of degeneracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:32:02 No.33159430 Report

Quoted By: >>33159485

>>33159398
The gay's a given since it's Sylveon but where does pedophilia come in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:44:08 No.33159485 Report

Quoted By: >>33159491 >>33159563

>>33159430
>>33159398
Sylveon is 100% female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:44:51 No.33159491 Report

Quoted By: >>33159546

>>33159485
You are 100% gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:53:29 No.33159546 Report

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>>33159491
oh the irony

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 16:55:33 No.33159563 Report

Quoted By: >>33159626

>>33159485
12.5% female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:03:02 No.33159626 Report

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>>33159563
87.5% of Eevees are aborted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:13:46 No.33159701 Report

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>>33159626
dont abort eevees. they did nothing wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:15:10 No.33159711 Report

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pokemon aren't animals, theyre monsters, let him know that you want to fuck monsters so its okay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:34:25 No.33159827 Report

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>>33159206
Say you downloaded it as a pre-made collection so you don't everything that was in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:37:07 No.33159847 Report

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>>33159827
forgot the word know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:37:21 No.33159851 Report

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>>33159206
tell them you forgot to take your medication today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:38:25 No.33159863 Report

Quoted By: >>33160003

>>33159206
Pokemon are not animals.

So it cant be beastiality because you dont lust to animal but to pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 17:56:26 No.33160003 Report

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>>33159863
If Pokemon aren't animals then Pokemon training is slavery, so you're still a degenerate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jul 2017 18:43:13 No.33160335 Report

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>>33159206
It is through. It specifically becomes not-bestiality when its a creature with elemental or psychic powers such as Flareon or Espeon. Sylveon has neither (inb4 Fairy shit, thats not an elemental power).

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