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I work at Nintendo and I have USUM leaks
>You'll get Alolan Unova starters
>There's a new villain team called Team Tubular
>Your mom is the first gym leader
>Gym leaders are back, except now the gyms have robot Pokemon mini-bosses
>Tristan is your rival
>There will be special Z-Crystals for Ditto, Unown, Delcatty, Bidoof, Garbodor, Slurpuff, and Shiinotic
>The Tapus can now combine into a super form called Tapu Lagann
>All three Alolan Starters have Battle Bond forms
>Ryuki is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
>There's going to be a new legendary called Leakydick
>Marshadow has a new Ultra Scorpion Form
>There's a truck with a Mew under it
>The story will confirm all the fan theories ever
>You'll get Alolan Unova starters
>There's a new villain team called Team Tubular
>Your mom is the first gym leader
>Gym leaders are back, except now the gyms have robot Pokemon mini-bosses
>Tristan is your rival
>There will be special Z-Crystals for Ditto, Unown, Delcatty, Bidoof, Garbodor, Slurpuff, and Shiinotic
>The Tapus can now combine into a super form called Tapu Lagann
>All three Alolan Starters have Battle Bond forms
>Ryuki is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
>There's going to be a new legendary called Leakydick
>Marshadow has a new Ultra Scorpion Form
>There's a truck with a Mew under it
>The story will confirm all the fan theories ever
