>>33183929Every baby pokemon ever is removed now minus Munchlax. Retcon the Nidoking/Nidoqueen line so that only Nidoking and Nidoqueen are separate mons with the rest of the line being different forms based on gender. Lucario doesn't evolve from Riolu anymore. Alolan forms were, for the most part, pointless. The only one I'd keep is Alolan Marowak. I'd remove many of Gen V's pointless variants of gen I mons. Gigalith and Conkeldurr can stay but the Swoobat line, the Palpitoad line, Sawk & Throh, the three monkeys, Garbador line, Stunkfisk, the Gothitelle line, the Swanna line, Amoongus and Frillish lines, Alomomola, Druddigon, and Bouffalant go as well. I'd remove the Golem, make Cascoon and Silcoon one pokemon, erase the Goldeen line, nix Chatot, rightfully purge the Wingull line, Finneon line is now gone. Get rid of the Rattata line, it's my least favorite regional rodent, might as well erase the Patrat and Bibarel lines. Unova's regional bird can go as well, make Sinnoh's go straight from Starly to Staraptor. Ledian's line can go, alongside Parasect's, Sunkern's, Qwilfish's, and Voltorb's. Fuck Plusle and Minum and fuck Chingling too. Did I erase Basculin? I think I did but in case I didn't Basculin can eat shit. Braviary and Manibuzz have no pre-evos now. Bunenlby line? Dead in a ditch. I'll cut Spewpa's fucking head off. Flabebe and Furfrou get gunned down and thrown in a river. I'll take the fucking Swirlix line and I'll fucking stab it to death with a corkscrew, then I'll turn it and turn it until I pull out the fucking heart and eat it in front of them. The Aurorus line is set on fire. There is no Noibat, only Noivern now bitch. Crabomonable gets run over by a semi driven by a Bruxish, then I'll fucking drop a Dhelmise on said semi and throw a grenade into the mix to ensure they're all wiped off the face of the planet. and FUCK Togedemaru too.
