Time for some regional bantz.
Alola has the best girls, no doubt about it.
Kanto girls: mini-sluts, full of herpes by the time they're 14
Johto girls: a bunch of dumb hicks
Hoenn girls: smell like fish and grease
Sinnoh girls: have freakinsh man hands
Unova girls: spoiled and lazy
Kalos girls: Clueless ignoramus bimbos

Alola is best girls forever!