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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:48:43 No.33244284 View View Reply Original Report

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Who wins a game of chess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:51:34 No.33244302 Report

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>>33244284
Uxie opens its eyes, Alakazam forgets how to play chess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:52:33 No.33244310 Report

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>>33244302
>Alakazam relearns it in 10 seconds with his ridiculous IQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:53:13 No.33244314 Report

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>>33244302
Uxie wouldn't cheat like that shes a good pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:53:50 No.33244321 Report

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whichever one has more experience playing chess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 02:53:58 No.33244322 Report

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>>33244284
Alakazam. Uxie is very knowledgeable, but hess is about strategy and analytical skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:01:46 No.33244386 Report

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>>33244284
Make it alakazam v metagross instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:09:29 No.33244433 Report

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>>33244314
>good

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:12:53 No.33244454 Report

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>>33244284
>"Its hidden psychic power has been unleashed. A glance at someone gives it knowledge of the course of that person’s life, from birth to death."
>tfw Alakazam knows how you're going to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:29:31 No.33244568 Report

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>>33244314
>shes

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:29:55 No.33244570 Report

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hey guys, what's going on in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:33:12 No.33244586 Report

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>>33244284
Mega Metagross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:51:15 No.33244702 Report

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>>33244310
How will it learn chess if it forgets the rules?
You can't really learn chess from inference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:53:02 No.33244719 Report

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>>33244314
>Uxie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 03:59:00 No.33244758 Report

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>>33244284
How haven't psychic types taken over the planet yet? It seems like the vast majority of them are way smarter than humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 04:00:32 No.33244765 Report

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What's this thread about again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 04:59:03 No.33245076 Report

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>>33244570
I forgot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 09:01:08 No.33245961 Report

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Uxie invented the very concept of solving problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 11:56:55 No.33246427 Report

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>>33244314
>pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 11:57:52 No.33246429 Report

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>>33245961
So? The guy who created the guitar wasnt the one that knew how to play it better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:06:07 No.33246463 Report

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>>33244758
>implying pokemon Illuminati do not consist of Psychic type pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:09:56 No.33246482 Report

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>>33244702
t. brainlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:11:28 No.33246493 Report

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>"Pokemon with high psychic power and IQ" VS "Deity as old as the same time that embodies and created the concept of knowledge".

Mmmm...

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:27:19 No.33246555 Report

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>>33246493
That's like comparing a Cover Legendary VS. a beginner trainer with properly trained Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:42:38 No.33246625 Report

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>>33244284
alakazam wins the game
uxie wins my hearth and my asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:43:14 No.33246631 Report

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>>33246493
Created=|= mastered

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:51:33 No.33246653 Report

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>>33244310
>Uxie beats him in 9 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 12:56:04 No.33246663 Report

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>>33246631
It is literally called the being of knowledge, it can erase memory by simply opening its eyes, and it was the one who gave the world the ability to solve problems, clearly it is much smarter than Alakazam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 18:02:34 No.33248238 Report

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>>33244284
>"Its hidden psychic power has been unleashed. A glance at someone gives it knowledge of the course of that person’s life, from birth to death."
Alakazam because it can see the entire course of Uxie's life, including all the moves they make in that chess game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 18:09:15 No.33248272 Report

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>chess
Game for low IQ peasants. These two would play 666D underwater backgammon chess

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 18:20:53 No.33248311 Report

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>>33246663
It did for Human.
Not Pokémon.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 18:25:25 No.33248323 Report

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Chess is about memorizing strategies and predicting the foe, and according to Alakazam's pokedex entries we can figure out the answer:
>A Pokémon that can memorize anything. It never forgets what it learns
>It is highly intelligent and capable of instantly identifying its foe's weakness.
>Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it remembers everything
>It has an IQ of 5000. It calculates many things in order to gain the edge in every battle.
>Closing both its eyes heightens all its other senses. This enables it to use its abilities to their extremes.
So basically Zim Zam with prep time can easily beat Uxie, if Uxie tries to use the eye trick Zim Zam can just close his eyes and become even stronger, if he gets caught he will figure out the trick instantly and his regenerating brain cells will help him with recovering the memories

And this is without considering its mega form
>A glance at someone gives it knowledge of the course of that person’s life, from birth to death.

Zim Zam wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 18:36:46 No.33248374 Report

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>>33244302
>Alakazam
>A Pokémon that can memorize anything. It never forgets what it learns—that's why this Pokémon is smart.
Never forgets anything
>Closing both its eyes heightens all its other senses. This enables it to use its abilities to their extremes.
Implying Alakazam would ever need to open it's own eyes
M-Alakazam
>Its hidden psychic power has been unleashed. A glance at someone gives it knowledge of the course of that person’s life, from birth to death.
Even if he somehow Alakazam forgets everything, glancing at Uxie would give him back the knowledge that he's on a chess game against Uxie and also relearn how to play chess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 18:50:13 No.33248458 Report

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the game probably stalemates because each pokemon can predict each others movements in game but neither can advance.
if there must be a winner its uxie because its a lake gnome and alakazam is just a run of the mill pokemon you can get anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 18:58:21 No.33248529 Report

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>>33248374
Uxie is independent of time and space, it is also immortal for obvious reasons, therefore the pregognitive capacity of Alakazam will not work, in addition to saying that the ability to erase the memory of Uxie , The deity that created the knowledge, would have no effect in Alakazam is NLF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 21:56:48 No.33250105 Report

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>>33248323
Ok but can Zim Zam play the game properly if he has his eyes closed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 21:59:54 No.33250142 Report

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>>33250105
He can memorize the layout by simply looking at it

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 22:04:16 No.33250174 Report

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>>33248529
Nice headcanon. Also there's nothing that implies Uxie can't be killed through other means rather than just aging.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2017 22:26:57 No.33250416 Report

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Chess can be learned to perfect then white should always wins because has first move.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2017 01:44:55 No.33252141 Report

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I bet Alakazam will overthink it and expect Uxie to pull some crazy complex shit, but as he's setting up his own strategy it turns out Uxie has already won with some simple, basic moves Alakazam only expected from amateurs.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2017 01:45:58 No.33252147 Report

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>>33252141
I want to hug that Abra

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2017 03:14:16 No.33252838 Report

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>>33250105
I think the real question at that point is do they have to announce what moves they are making.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2017 04:12:03 No.33253201 Report

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>>33248323
Can't flim flam the Zim Zam.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2017 04:25:14 No.33253279 Report

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>>33244314
>she

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