LOOK AT ME MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE

I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK

UPVOTE *BUUURP* MORTY GOD DOESN'T *URRRRPPP* EXIST MORTY THERE'S NO POINT IN LIFE *BUUUURP* GODDAMN REPUB- *BURRRP* LICANS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY *BURRRP* HEALTH CARE

YOU SHOULD BE CONTENT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF PHENOESTROGEN INTO THE BPA OF PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES MORTY *BURRRPP* DON'T MIND THE HOMOSEXUAL *URRP* MEDIA CHILD GROOMING TOO WUBBA LUBBA DUBBA DUB WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAGE GAP INSTEAD IT'S TWO THOUSAND *URRRRP* SEVENTEEN MORTY YA HEAR ME

WUBBA LUBBA LUBBA DUB MORTY I *BURRRUPP* SUPPORT TRANNIES IN THE *URRRRPP* OPEN BORDERS NOW *URRRP* GODDAMN ALT-RIGHTERS *BURRRRRP* WUBBA LUBBA DUB