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Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 04:59:29 No.33286250 View View Reply Original Report

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You walk into your local Golden Arches to grab a bite to eat with your girl, and he slaps her ass. What happens next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 05:00:05 No.33286258 Report

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>>33286250
he dances

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 05:01:11 No.33286263 Report

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I only eat food that I've prepared myself at home and I don't have a girl because I am a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 05:03:52 No.33286279 Report

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>>33286250
And then she FARTS!!!! And the whole restaurant evacuate because it smells so bad xDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 05:04:56 No.33286283 Report

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>>33286250
I slap his ass back and then run to the bathroom to wash my hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:06:54 No.33286890 Report

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>>33286250
Butt sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:07:36 No.33286896 Report

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>>33286250
deck his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:08:55 No.33286905 Report

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>>33286250
shave off that autistic haircut and break his gay watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:10:07 No.33286910 Report

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>>33286263
>I don't have a girl because I am a girl
That's no excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:15:11 No.33286934 Report

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>>33286250
Chris Hansen comes and takes him away. My girl is too young for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:15:45 No.33286937 Report

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>>33286250
give him a big 'ol kiss right on the mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:24:27 No.33286956 Report

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>>33286250
>Implying I eat at McDonald's.

No thanks. But okay, fine hypothetically, he'd end up part of the floor when she beat him down.

While I do have that protective male instinct I also have no desire for meek women. It's a complete turn off.

If I wanted a relationship with what amounts to a child who isn't my own, I'd go adopt one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:27:02 No.33286965 Report

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Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 07:36:06 No.33286990 Report

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>>33286250
Use my wizard powers and turn him into ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 17:31:04 No.33289567 Report

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>>33286250
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 17:54:06 No.33289704 Report

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send out anything with sap sipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 19:27:49 No.33290334 Report

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I abandon the girl and fuck him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 19:29:56 No.33290339 Report

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Play Prußens Gloria at full volume

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2017 19:43:17 No.33290438 Report

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>>33286263
>being a girl

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