>>33295328>swannaSwanna would almost be acceptable if it weren't for its "strong posture" -- it looks halfway decent when it's flying because it doesn't have retarded, bowed wings. It also has hideous extraneous details like it's weird tits (sure, all birds have breasts, but none have pasted-on tits) and its stupid-looking head buns.
>primarinaIt's not "just a sea lion siren" -- I wouldn't have a problem if it were a sea lion with some vague mermaid visual theme, but it's an absurdly anthropomorphized seal-woman. And again, like Swanna, it has all this awful, extraneous detail, like its segmented hair (split up by pearl hair ties, no less), its weird pink tail spikes, its stupid starfish hair ornament, its eyelashes, etc.
>gave me a water starter that isn't inherently suited for landYeah, and as a result, you're left with the least dynamic starter of all time, something that looks like it's lost the use of the lower half of its body due to a polyneuropathic disease.
>linooneLinoone I don't care enough about to shit on. It's fine. At least it isn't objectionable like the other two.
