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Anonymous Wed 16 Aug 2017 23:57:59 No.33308866 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33308885 >>33308928 >>33308949 >>33308953 >>33310769 >>33310799 >>33311432

My wife, Mawile, and I just had our first eggs (twins!!). Please leave your congratulations in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:00:59 No.33308885 Report

Quoted By: >>33308935 >>33308970

>>33308866
How does it feel that you're so degenerate that you make up a relationship in your mind, and you're such a fat, pathetic fuck-up in real life?

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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:03:33 No.33308906 Report

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>you'll never fertilize Mawile's eggs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:05:21 No.33308928 Report

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>>33308866

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:05:55 No.33308935 Report

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>>33308885
It's not made up, I have wedding pictures and everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:07:27 No.33308949 Report

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>>33308866
Weirdo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:08:17 No.33308951 Report

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>>33308928
But Rotom, you don't have hands OR knees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:08:25 No.33308953 Report

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>>33308866
Wait until the government takes your hybrid kids away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 00:10:49 No.33308970 Report

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>>33308885
>tfw degenerate enough to desire having vivid fantasies about being in a relationship with a pokemon but not degenerate or imaginative enough to actually develop proper fantasies
>tfw internet isn't good enough for recaptcha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 04:47:42 No.33310769 Report

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>>33308866
Congratulations!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 04:49:11 No.33310777 Report

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>>33308906
Post the full pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 04:53:49 No.33310799 Report

Quoted By: >>33310906 >>33310976 >>33311069

>>33308866
You can't impregnate Pokemon. It's not even fundamentally possible as only organisms can only have offspring by asexual reproduction or fertilization with other members of it species. This principle of life and evolution is how we separate species and why pitbulls are still the same species as a black lab despite looking drastically different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 05:09:56 No.33310906 Report

Quoted By: >>33310962

>>33310799
>You can't impregnate Pokemon.
Find one (1) official statement from gamefreak in which they outright state humans cannot impregnate pokemon.
I'll wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 05:19:07 No.33310962 Report

Quoted By: >>33311034

>>33310906
On the opposite end, give me an official statement that says that Pokémon and humans can at least bang.

Wait, they did. Sinnoh's degenerates married Pokémon according to the original Japanese text.

GF are degenerates and furries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 05:21:36 No.33310976 Report

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>>33310799
OP clearly said that he, his wife, and Mawile had the eggs. Mawile must've just been there for moral support.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 05:32:36 No.33311034 Report

Quoted By: >>33311159

>>33310962
I see furfags bring this up constantly, stop treating a book of myths as some sort of pokefucking word of God.
Also
>implying marriage = sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 05:39:20 No.33311069 Report

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>>33310799
>You can't impregnate Pokemon
Someone's a quitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 05:44:41 No.33311085 Report

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this whole thread is degenerate and why /vp/ is a containment board

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Virgin killer Thu 17 Aug 2017 05:45:15 No.33311089 Report

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Your life is too fucked.
I'm sorry.
I can't save you now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 06:00:00 No.33311159 Report

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>>33311034
But it's all we have anon.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2017 07:06:06 No.33311432 Report

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>>33308866
>>33308935
bro

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