>>33326571Look man, Flygon is a cake.
He's a total cake, a sweet chubby little innocent thing thats trying to be bigger than what it actually is. It's like making a diet of cake on Flygon, you get it all nice and set up on a team like some sweeper or some shit only to find out that said cake is very limited, then as you battle more and more with this cake you learn Flygon isn't so good. You get sick of him being one-shotted entirely and knowing his job could be done equally better than literally any other dragon-type because Gamefreak designed not one, but TWO better Dragon/Ground types with Flygon offering nothing more than the icing of using a Flygon.
Flygon is a cake not just because he's not a good Pokemon, but he's also a cake because he's a bitch. He gets reemed nightly by Garchomp and goes home recognizing that he will always never be the best, not even then, he will never be good. He does this with his ass full of Garchomp and his mouth full of Zygarde. Flygon has 100% been kicked out of Pokemon by Gamefreak, twice.
>B-but muh Dragon DanceFlygon is now an empty cake with a stripper on the inside. Now it has no substance OR taste.
