I have played an early copy of the next Pokémon titles to be announced, and have over 2 gigs worth of information on them in a USB thumb-drive right now.

They are called Molten Red and Arctic Blue, and are reboots of the original Red & Green.

I am recently relocated to a country that cannot legally punish me for what I am going to share. There's too much shit to compile in to one post, so ask me anything and I'll answer with detail.

This is clearly bullshit and just for fun, but let's play along.