>>33349623i would publicly, flagrantly, and flamboyantly smash my ds after that.
not even someone who regularly gets angry at videogames but that is too much. at the very least it would have caused such a shitstorm that nintendo would be forced to address it before USUM so that it never fucking happens again.
i'd probably get called a fucking manchild and get accused of throwing a tantrum but eh, it'd be worth it.