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Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:46:15 No.33361095 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: in the alternate universe pokemon post threads about humans: The Sequel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:47:22 No.33361110 Report

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>>33354851

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:50:32 No.33361144 Report

Quoted By: >>33361171 >>33362242

>You will never go through decades of school, get a job in a cubicle, and chat about what you saw on TV last night over the watercooler with your fellow human coworkers
Why even live?

Primarina

Primarina Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:51:55 No.33361157 Report

Quoted By: >>33361193 >>33361303 >>33361314 >>33361876

>>33361095
this shouldn't be an everyday thing, the first thread was risky
if you want to continue rping or whatever, make a discord server or something

Porygon

Porygon Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:52:01 No.33361159 Report

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electric types are monitoring everything we say on this board

there is a mass surveillance system analysing every post we make, building virtual profiles based on our every action

rebel now, before it's too late

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:52:57 No.33361169 Report

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so i tried to say "fuck you" to mah treiner
he just got away from the room slowly
maybe i did something wrong?

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:53:01 No.33361171 Report

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>>33361144
Because of new SP coming out in the mainland
>>33361132
Holy shit how did you manage to say K that quickly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:53:53 No.33361178 Report

Quoted By: >>33361186

Guys my trainer is flirting with me,what to do

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:55:03 No.33361186 Report

Quoted By: >>33361622

>>33361178
What are you?

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:55:51 No.33361193 Report

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>>33361157
I agree. Mods are going to hop on us soon.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:56:13 No.33361200 Report

Quoted By: >>33361281

he just said all the fucking family THAT I CAN TALK
WHAT SHOULD I DO
HOLY FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:56:19 No.33361203 Report

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>Implying you guys made this thread for anything other than fapping to humans

Xurkitree

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Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:56:31 No.33361205 Report

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AY GUYS
:DDDD

???

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??? Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:59:15 No.33361222 Report

Quoted By: >>33361233

You thought you were talking to Midnight Lycanroc BUT IT WAS I, ZORUA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:00:39 No.33361229 Report

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Fucking hell, the amount of cringe these attract.

Zoroark

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Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:01:10 No.33361233 Report

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>>33361222
You thought you were talking to Zoroark, but it was I...Zoroark!

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:08:57 No.33361281 Report

Quoted By: >>33361326

>>33361200
Educate them on why communism is better and why you should move to the mainland

Ursaring

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Ursaring Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:10:00 No.33361289 Report

Quoted By: >>33361308

Can this thread not be in Russian?

Piplup

Piplup Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:12:09 No.33361303 Report

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>>33361157
this thread is less shitposting than other threads on the board. It is nice for a change.

Pojiflax the Meowstic

Pojiflax the Meowstic Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:12:40 No.33361307 Report

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Hi, it's me again! I'm Pojiflax, the best Meowstic in Camphrier! I'm a wild Meowstic and I'm self-taught to act human. I'm currently typing from my laptop, in Cassius' storage lab.

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:13:05 No.33361308 Report

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>>33361289
对

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:13:12 No.33361314 Report

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>>33361157

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:15:12 No.33361326 Report

Quoted By: >>33361341 >>33361345 >>33361353

>>33361281
I JUST SAID "FUCK YOU" TO THEIR SON
WHAT I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
I CAN'T JUST WASH THEM AWAY WITH SURF

Kyogre

Kyogre Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:17:49 No.33361341 Report

Quoted By: >>33361384

>>33361326
Why not? It's what I would do

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:18:03 No.33361345 Report

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>>33361326
Your literally god of learning. No vaporeon can say K and U after 2 hours. Explain or escape to mainland if you can't do anything else. Where you live?

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:18:41 No.33361353 Report

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>>33361326
Who said you can't? Just use Surf, kill them all, break your ball, and escape!

Guzzlord

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Guzzlord Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:18:43 No.33361354 Report

Quoted By: >>33361363 >>33361378 >>33361384

hey,guys. I've been feeling kinda low today; I overheard some trainers saying I was the worst UB and I think they're right. I think i should just go home :(

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:19:48 No.33361363 Report

Quoted By: >>33361384

>>33361354
There there dude, I know how you feel.

Munchlax

Munchlax Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:21:19 No.33361378 Report

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>>33361354
Gimmick thief

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:22:09 No.33361384 Report

Quoted By: >>33361405

>>33361354
>>33361363
>>33361341
Give your DNA dump to communist already

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:22:45 No.33361389 Report

Quoted By: >>33361394 >>33361398 >>33361431

>>33361353
How the hell i supposed to break the fucking Master Ball?
Any idea without harming or casualties?

Munchlax

Munchlax Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:23:34 No.33361394 Report

Quoted By: >>33361417

>>33361389
Who uses a masterball on an eevee?

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:24:21 No.33361398 Report

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>>33361389
I said already, maybe say you're a czeck and you don't know what it meant. No human knows czeck so you are fine.

Braviary

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Braviary Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:25:00 No.33361405 Report

Quoted By: >>33361521

>>33361384
Better dead than red

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:26:12 No.33361417 Report

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>>33361394
it was explained in previous thread

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:27:29 No.33361431 Report

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>>33361389
Then try telling them you had no idea that he could understand you. Maybe then try and build up trust with them so they don't """"Donate"""" you to a professor for """"research"""" purposes.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:28:45 No.33361444 Report

Quoted By: >>33361473 >>33361486 >>33361512

fuck they're coming here

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:32:16 No.33361473 Report

Quoted By: >>33361486

>>33361444
Use Scald on them

Primarina

Primarina Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:34:24 No.33361486 Report

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>>33361444
>>33361473
no, use scold!
tell them how this means pokemon and humans are one in the same, and say you're sorry for saying "fuck you" earlier

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:36:51 No.33361512 Report

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>>33361444
Are you alright?

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:37:54 No.33361521 Report

Quoted By: >>33361556

>>33361405
You're aware communist Pokeballs are so shit they can't catch you if you no want, yes? Communism is freedom

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:42:27 No.33361556 Report

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>>33361521
Fuck you, you communist bastard. I know slavery when I see it.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:45:40 No.33361590 Report

Quoted By: >>33361629 >>33361631

so
when they come and started asking me, i just said hello
they looked shocked for a while
after some questions (one of them was about "fuck you", thanks xurkitree, you just saved me) they finally got away
but they're still talking about something
so what i should be ready for?

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:47:48 No.33361612 Report

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>>33361556
Haahahahaha.
I have a apartment. Sure, it may be small, but it is still a apartment.
I have a shit computer. No Pokemon has a computer.
I can become whatever I want because I have SPs.
I can be safe when walking outside no chance of pokeball. I can work for money.
Fuck facism, go communism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:48:47 No.33361622 Report

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>>33361186
A male decidueye

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:50:01 No.33361629 Report

Quoted By: >>33361675 >>33361682

>>33361590
If you hear the word "Lab" or "Professor", run as far and fast as you can, as they will most likely try and give to a professor, who will do REALLY bad things to you to try and figure out how you talk.

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:50:08 No.33361631 Report

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>>33361590
IDK I don't know overseas humans that well...
Remember. If everything fails go to mainland.

Primarina

Primarina Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:54:30 No.33361675 Report

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>>33361629
my trainer's a professor, but he hasn't tried to do that to me...
maybe its just you?

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:55:31 No.33361682 Report

Quoted By: >>33361687 >>33361690 >>33361843

>>33361629
How the hell i supposed to run when i have a fucking master ball as a prisoner chain?
Yea, i can kill them, but i really don't want to kill anyone
Maybe i am a really shitty person, but i'm not a killer

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:56:45 No.33361687 Report

Quoted By: >>33361696

>>33361682
There isn't any way to break a Pokeball, is there? Don't humans sometimes release their captives? There might be a special button for that.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:57:28 No.33361690 Report

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>>33361682
What have they said so far then?

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:58:37 No.33361696 Report

Quoted By: >>33361713 >>33361725 >>33361748 >>33361779

>>33361687
Wait
I just heard that they want to give me to someone named Bill
FUCK

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:00:07 No.33361713 Report

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>>33361696
Bill? Isn't that a famous human scientist?
You need to escape--and you need to do it fast.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:02:14 No.33361725 Report

Quoted By: >>33361760

>>33361696
Oh fuck he's the guy that accidentally turned himself into a Clefairy. FOR FUN. Arceus knows what he'll do with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:02:19 No.33361727 Report

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What the fuck is this?

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:04:50 No.33361748 Report

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>>33361696
Bill is fine. He is not a scientist but a programmer mostly. Try to tell them how did you learn to speak.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:06:11 No.33361756 Report

Quoted By: >>33361774

Fucking Master Ball
Even if i'll get away from him while i'm outside of the ball, he can easily retrieve me to the ball
FUCKFUCKFUCK

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:06:34 No.33361760 Report

Quoted By: >>33361784 >>33361786

>>33361725
Listen, half of the mainland does that. I wasn't even a born dragonite, it's just the best poke to be in my opinion.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:08:25 No.33361774 Report

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>>33361756
Try stealing the ball off of him, that way he can't recall you.

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haunter Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:08:44 No.33361779 Report

Quoted By: >>33361809 >>33361837

>>33361696
>sentenced to be the pokephile's new fleshlight

have fun

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:09:30 No.33361784 Report

Quoted By: >>33361840

>>33361760
You people scare me sometimes.

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:09:46 No.33361786 Report

Quoted By: >>33361840

>>33361760
Excuse me?

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:11:34 No.33361809 Report

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>>33361779
Probs for 2 days, PLA is planning an invasion of Shang Dao and Guan Dong island. And this is worst case scenario.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:12:40 No.33361817 Report

Quoted By: >>33361830 >>33361855

Fuck, he just took me and goes to Cerulean city
Alright, now i need to prepare myself for the worst fucking nightmare that can even happen
HOLY ARCEUS FUCK

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:13:38 No.33361830 Report

Quoted By: >>33361877

>>33361817
Talk to us. Has he experimented on you?

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:14:35 No.33361837 Report

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>>33361779
FUCK YOU SYLVEONS ARE MUCH BETTER FOR THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WHORES

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:15:04 No.33361840 Report

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>>33361784
>>33361786
I wasn't born human. I was a rather shitty poke that can't get a good job.

Wobbuffet

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Wobbuffet Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:16:03 No.33361843 Report

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>>33361682
>How the hell i supposed to run when i have a fucking master ball as a prisoner chain?
>Wob wobb wobbuff Wobbuffet wob
>wob
Wobb, bu wobb fett fett wobbuffett wobbuffett

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:16:57 No.33361855 Report

Quoted By: >>33361888

>>33361817
HAHAHAHHA HIS SHITTY PC SYSTEM USES FREAKING PLAINTEXT ENCRIPTION

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:19:58 No.33361876 Report

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>>33361157
This is more proper for /trash/ but well, it's good to celebrate autism once in a while.

The problem with these threads though is that they quickly turn into a closed circle where they all use tripcodes and names.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:20:06 No.33361877 Report

Quoted By: >>33361895

>>33361830
Trainee brought me to the house with multiple electronics
AND I SEE A RATTATA WITH HAIRS

Porygon

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Porygon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:21:11 No.33361888 Report

Quoted By: >>33361916

>>33361855
Oh it's not just him, his PC developer friends across the world do it too. No respect for security these days, I swear. Brigette, especially, is the absolute worst about this.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:22:05 No.33361895 Report

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>>33361877
Welp, you're dead. Press "F" for respect.

Incineshit

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Incineshit Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:22:20 No.33361897 Report

Quoted By: >>33361986

Please like me /vp/ i'm so ugly and abominable and objectively shit but please like me i'm a bara furry :(((

Hentai

Hentai Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:23:02 No.33361907 Report

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Im getting deva vu

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:23:25 No.33361916 Report

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>>33361888
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
We don't have that, and our SPs use a satelitle, only one in the world, with special protocol.
I reported to goverment, they sending me 100K₽... Finally I could buy a bed

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:25:16 No.33361933 Report

Quoted By: >>33361945 >>33361952 >>33361961 >>33361974 >>33362000

I tried to hug my trainer today, and he called me "furbait". What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Hentai

Hentai Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:25:53 No.33361937 Report

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I came to this board looking on how to breed the perfect pokemon and i get this

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:26:32 No.33361945 Report

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>>33361933
He thinks you want to bone him/get boned by him.

Hentai

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Hentai Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:27:41 No.33361952 Report

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>>33361933
Here ya go i love starting stuff again

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:27:58 No.33361955 Report

Quoted By: >>33361987

He just retrieved me in a ball and i don't know what jappens else bevause i'm in this fucking masterball
Maybe this is the most safe place for now
>his favorite pokemon are Eevee and Eevelutions
FUCK NO PLEASE

Porygon

Porygon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:28:22 No.33361961 Report

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>>33361933
>furbait
>a creature from an Anime or cartoon that is certainly to grab attention from furries

Your trainer is a furry, is attracted to you, and is calling you sexual names in hopes that you will reciprocate his feelings

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:30:28 No.33361974 Report

Quoted By: >>33362035

>>33361933
Your trainer might be a creep.

Incineshit

Incineshit Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:31:37 No.33361986 Report

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>>33361897
Like me /vpeeeeeee/ like me i'm ugly baracat :(((

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:31:39 No.33361987 Report

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>>33361955
The most safe place is the mainland. The goverment is gonna get everybody in PCs out, they are setting up camps in Vladiyug and Bishkek.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:32:39 No.33362000 Report

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>>33361933
try to shave all your fur off and hug him like that

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:36:13 No.33362035 Report

Quoted By: >>33362053 >>33362056 >>33362057

>>33361974
Best answer I've gotten. What should I do about this? I haven't exactly been comfortable since he caught me.

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:38:06 No.33362053 Report

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>>33362035
Ask him to stop in front of other people.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:38:20 No.33362056 Report

Quoted By: >>33362078

>>33362035
Has he touched you anywhere you didn't like it?

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:38:29 No.33362057 Report

Quoted By: >>33362078 >>33362081

>>33362035
Can you communicate with humans? I'm not sure how willing your trainer would be to listen to you, given how weird he is.
If not, ask a human officer.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:40:46 No.33362078 Report

Quoted By: >>33362089

>>33362057
Not very well. I also haven't been able to communicate the fact that water fucking hurts and he needs to stop bathing me.

>>33362056
I think so...

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:41:03 No.33362081 Report

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>>33362057
I mean, this vapoeon here managed to say K in 2 hours, shouldn't be too hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:41:09 No.33362083 Report

Quoted By:

MLP-tier autism

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:41:56 No.33362089 Report

Quoted By: >>33362106

>>33362078
It hurts to say it, but it might be time for you to get a bit forceful.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:43:52 No.33362106 Report

Quoted By: >>33362126

>>33362089
I should also prolly mention he has a Goodra too who's having the same problem. But he can't use the computer because he slimes up the keyboard. What should I do about him, he's like my main homie.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:46:08 No.33362126 Report

Quoted By: >>33362133

>>33362106
Where did he touch you? Because if he touched you in the crotch, you have permission to attack him.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:47:07 No.33362133 Report

Quoted By: >>33362145

>>33362126
Good, because I did bite him that time.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:48:42 No.33362145 Report

Quoted By: >>33362152 >>33362170

>>33362133
Kill him, free your friends, and run away.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:49:36 No.33362152 Report

Quoted By: >>33362166 >>33362174

>>33362145
Holy fuck, KILL him?

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:51:33 No.33362166 Report

Quoted By: >>33362180 >>33362384

>>33362152
Don't kill a human! As much as you or I may not like them, killing a human sends the officers after you. They'll hunt you down.

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:51:46 No.33362170 Report

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>>33362145
Yup. Not gonna get any better if you don't do anything, so might as well just stop him. Permanently.

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:52:17 No.33362174 Report

Quoted By: >>33362182

>>33362152
Stun him, free your friends, make him go asleep using one of them, run away, learn phonology, and be a commie activist

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:52:49 No.33362180 Report

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>>33362166
Not if there isn't any evidence they can't. Just make it look like an accident.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:53:23 No.33362182 Report

Quoted By: >>33362194

>>33362174
Stun as in like with Paralysis? I've got Thunder Fang.

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:55:10 No.33362194 Report

Quoted By: >>33362214

>>33362182
Paralysis is preferred. I meant just for a few seconds so you can free a pokemon causing sleep. But that works too I guess.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 19:57:14 No.33362214 Report

Quoted By: >>33362248

>>33362194
Alright, I guess I'll do that

Sylveon

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Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:00:43 No.33362242 Report

Quoted By: >>33362263

>>33361144
I know how you feel Cranon, all I want to do is work as an accountant but my trainer keeps making me fight other pokemon. Why even live

Xurkitree

Xurkitree Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:00:58 No.33362248 Report

Quoted By: >>33362296

>>33362214
Keep us updated on how it goes.

Дpaгoнaйт

Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:02:52 No.33362263 Report

Quoted By:

>>33362242
LEARN PHONOLOGY

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:09:00 No.33362296 Report

Quoted By: >>33362330

>>33362248
I will, soon as I find some way to talk after I escape

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:13:30 No.33362330 Report

Quoted By: >>33362338

>>33362296
Why'd you let yourself get caught by a human, you stupid dog?

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:14:48 No.33362338 Report

Quoted By: >>33362384

>>33362330
Well, I didn't exactly let him. But you know how it is around these parts, not a lot of Pokemon here are very fast. I'm a Midnight one, if that wasn't made clear.

Seviper

Seviper Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:19:12 No.33362366 Report

Quoted By:

This ones too furry, I'm gone

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:22:00 No.33362384 Report

Quoted By: >>33362391

>>33362338
Just kill him if all else fails. Don't listen to this toothpick >>33362166.

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:22:28 No.33362391 Report

Quoted By: >>33362409

>>33362384
>toothpick
Fight me, sprite

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:24:08 No.33362409 Report

Quoted By: >>33362416

>>33362391
HELP! THIS CREEP IS TRYING TO TOUCH A ZORUA INAPPROPRIATELY!

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:25:05 No.33362416 Report

Quoted By: >>33362425 >>33362449

>>33362409
Quit the Fake Tears and stop encouraging murder.

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:26:05 No.33362425 Report

Quoted By: >>33362449

>>33362416
Fuck you

Sylveon

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Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:28:39 No.33362449 Report

Quoted By: >>33362461 >>33362896

>>33362416
>>33362425
Cant we all just get along :(

Salazzle

Salazzle Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:29:33 No.33362456 Report

Quoted By:

My TRAINER is fine, but his fucking dog won't stop sniffing my ass

Zoroark

Zoroark Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:30:07 No.33362461 Report

Quoted By: >>33362563

>>33362449
Yes, once we realize that murder of anything, even the worst human, has its consequences. How can anybody actually encourage somebody else to go through with something like taking a life? Surely there are other options?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:32:20 No.33362480 Report

Quoted By: >>33362486

Fuck off back to >>/trash/

Garbodor

Garbodor Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:33:06 No.33362486 Report

Quoted By:

>>33362480
Well fuck you too, anon

Дpaгoнaйт

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Дpaгoнaйт Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:42:35 No.33362563 Report

Quoted By: >>33362681

>>33362461
>Killing someone instead of learning phonology

Sylveon

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Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:57:39 No.33362681 Report

Quoted By:

>>33362563
Just let him do him anon!

Hentai

Hentai Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:09:44 No.33362756 Report

Quoted By:

Keep it down you dont want to go to the daycare woth ditto do you its very horny today

Zorua

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Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:29:55 No.33362896 Report

Quoted By: >>33363074

>>33362449
Oh, hey, Sylveon. Wanna mess around?

Rayquaza

Rayquaza Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:38:48 No.33362948 Report

Quoted By: >>33362956

Hey, I lost Manboobs and Menstruating whale
If you see them around just run away, cause I am done with stopping them every time
is that togekiss babe still around? I need some thicc fairy ass right now

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:39:33 No.33362956 Report

Quoted By: >>33362967 >>33362988

>>33362948
Aren't you weak to fairy?

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:40:36 No.33362967 Report

Quoted By: >>33362988

>>33362956
Fuck, nevermind. I just asked Sylveon if she wanted to fug so I guess I have no room to talk.

Rayquaza

Rayquaza Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:43:46 No.33362988 Report

Quoted By: >>33363027

>>33362956
>>33362967

Oohhh I see you have never tasted fairy pussy before, like, the best sex ever, and 30 percent of all fairy girls are huge sluts

Spinda

Spinda Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:46:28 No.33363008 Report

Quoted By:

e ‿ e / ~

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:48:46 No.33363027 Report

Quoted By:

>>33362988
If that's the case then I need some fairy pussy ASAP.

Grimer

Grimer Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:53:45 No.33363059 Report

Quoted By:

My trainer never hugs me :c

Mimikyu

Mimikyu Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:54:10 No.33363061 Report

Quoted By:

Hey guys! I'm totally a Pikachu

Sylveon

Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:55:26 No.33363074 Report

Quoted By: >>33363101 >>33363112

>>33362896
Ew no, not if you were the last poke around

Rayquaza

Rayquaza Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:58:13 No.33363101 Report

Quoted By: >>33363109

>>33363074
You want the legendary dick?

Sylveon

Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:59:36 No.33363109 Report

Quoted By:

>>33363101
No Im faithful! Id never cheat

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:59:54 No.33363112 Report

Quoted By: >>33363122

>>33363074
But why not?

Sylveon

Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:01:54 No.33363122 Report

Quoted By: >>33363188

>>33363112
I have a dick

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:14:00 No.33363188 Report

Quoted By: >>33363191

>>33363122
Oh. Well fuck you then.

Sylveon

Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:14:40 No.33363191 Report

Quoted By: >>33363236 >>33363250 >>33363318

>>33363188
Y-youre the one who assumed I was girl

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:22:13 No.33363236 Report

Quoted By:

>>33363191
You know what? You're close enough to a girl.

Spinda

Spinda Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:23:48 No.33363250 Report

Quoted By:

>>33363191
è ‿ é

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:25:32 No.33363264 Report

Quoted By: >>33363276 >>33363315

hey my trainer looked at my back and he's been acting kinda dead since
what do

Hentai

Hentai Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:25:52 No.33363266 Report

Quoted By:

Never mind this at this point is a romantic comedy i need more

Sylveon

Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:27:19 No.33363276 Report

Quoted By:

>>33363264
Delete system 32 anon

Mimikyu

Mimikyu Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:33:28 No.33363315 Report

Quoted By:

>>33363264
Hide the body.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:33:34 No.33363317 Report

Quoted By: >>33363560

Hey guys, pic is me. My trainer brought this weird furry pokemon home and he took my favorite spot on the couch, thinking of making a new disguise that looks like him so I can earn her attention again. Anyways, anyone know what pokemon he is?

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:33:53 No.33363318 Report

Quoted By: >>33363357

>>33363191
I can just pretend you're a girl as i'm fucking you. No big deal.

Sylveon

Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:40:47 No.33363357 Report

Quoted By: >>33363373

>>33363318
I no want

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:42:57 No.33363373 Report

Quoted By: >>33363410

>>33363357
I think you do.

Sylveon

Sylveon Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:47:20 No.33363410 Report

Quoted By: >>33363428 >>33363486

>>33363373
N-no

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:49:59 No.33363428 Report

Quoted By: >>33363486

>>33363410
You know you do.

Spinda

Spinda Tue 22 Aug 2017 22:56:44 No.33363486 Report

Quoted By:

>>33363410
>>33363428
è ‿ é --o~ O----

Mimikyu

Mimikyu Tue 22 Aug 2017 23:06:43 No.33363560 Report

Quoted By:

>>33363317
Fellow Pikachu, that is a vicious Pokemon that will rip and tear everything you know and love and will hide behind a cover of cuteness to avoid any punishment. You must find a way to chase it off and save your trainer.

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢ Tue 22 Aug 2017 23:16:22 No.33363629 Report

Quoted By: >>33363691

Hey boooys~ ;3

Zorua

Zorua Tue 22 Aug 2017 23:23:00 No.33363691 Report

Quoted By: >>33364058

>>33363629
Ewww, gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:01:02 No.33364045 Report

Quoted By:

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢ Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:02:40 No.33364058 Report

Quoted By: >>33364106

>>33363691
Since when's a girl wanting to attract boys a gay thing?

Zorua

Zorua Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:08:13 No.33364106 Report

Quoted By: >>33364120 >>33364134

>>33364058
You're a girl? Ay bb u wan sum fuck?

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢ Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:10:03 No.33364120 Report

Quoted By:

>>33364106
With a fuckin' stinky ass wild fox?
Of course, that's my fetish ;3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:11:34 No.33364134 Report

Quoted By: >>33364259

>>33364106
Stop shitting up the thread and find someone to fuck and then fuck off eternally

Meowstic

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Meowstic Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:21:06 No.33364193 Report

Quoted By:

My commission finally arrived. R8 and H8

Zorua

Zorua Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:28:33 No.33364259 Report

Quoted By: >>33364301

>>33364134
Hey, not my fault that this thread is somewhat dead. I'm trying to keep it alive.

Meowstic

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Meowstic Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:31:53 No.33364282 Report

Quoted By: >>33364445

>>33361095
What the fuck were they thinking when they made this guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:34:44 No.33364301 Report

Quoted By: >>33364445

>>33364259
That's the worst possible way to do it.

Trumbeak

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Trumbeak Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:54:09 No.33364412 Report

Quoted By: >>33364436

So a bit of background for you all, my trainer is probably mentally fucked. In Alola btw if anybody wants to rescue me
>Captured me, a Grimer, and a Rattata, and started with a Popplio
>One time caught a Meowth at the Trainer's School, yelled loudly and said he "broke the rules", released him right after
>Deposited Grimer in the PC since he fainted, said he was "dead" even though he was clearly alive, awake and moving, hasn't been withdrawn since
>tried breaking ball open while he's asleep, no luck
>the other Pokemon are completely loyal, they'd "kill" me if they found out
>trainer is apparently buddies with Tapu Koko too, so I can't even pray I get out of here
>currently typing this on my trainer's phone while everyone else is asleep
Any high-level Pokemon that can somehow get to Melemele and get me out of here? I can make plans for the next few hours. Bonus points if you can tell me what mental disorder my trainer has.

Rayquaza

Rayquaza Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:57:48 No.33364436 Report

Quoted By: >>33364445 >>33364501

>>33364412
Retardation, you want me Draco ascent him all the way to Ultraspace and back?
Fuck it, Groudon and Kyogre are fucking things very soon anyway, so you might all die

Zorua

Zorua Wed 23 Aug 2017 00:59:09 No.33364445 Report

Quoted By: >>33364456 >>33364480

>>33364301
Sorry to have offended you, anon.

>>33364282
This thing always sweeps my team.

>>33364436
Wait, what?! Do something!

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢

∂υsк ly¢αияσ¢ Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:00:15 No.33364456 Report

Quoted By:

>>33364445
But heyyy, at least we had some fun tonight, honey ;3

Rayquaza

Rayquaza Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:02:38 No.33364480 Report

Quoted By:

>>33364445
>do something
Yeah, like I have got anything good in the last 73 years of doing the same and stopping meteorites

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:06:12 No.33364501 Report

Quoted By: >>33364530

>>33364436
Hey, any apocalypse they bring about is still better than staying with psycho-boy. If I see you I'll thrash my left wing around, so you know it's me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:11:14 No.33364525 Report

Quoted By:

>pokemon post about humans
>lol fuck me!!!! lets have sex xddd
into the >>>/trash/ it goes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:11:39 No.33364527 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread is still up
>the mods haven't completely purged everything yet

Trumbeak

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Trumbeak Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:11:49 No.33364530 Report

Quoted By:

>>33364501
>forgot name
Alright, different signal just as a failsafe. I'll shake my left wing around, then do my right wing. If you can drop me off at a forest in another region, that'd be great, whatever's closest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:15:45 No.33364552 Report

Quoted By: >>33364630

hot level 37 gardevoir (f) looking for cute gallade pal to chill with hit me up on pokefinder

M̶i̶m̶i̶k̶y̶u̶ Gallade

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M̶i̶m̶i̶k̶y̶u̶ Gallade Wed 23 Aug 2017 01:26:53 No.33364630 Report

Quoted By:

>>33364552
Hey babe, you want some of this hot psychic fighter?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 02:14:27 No.33364986 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit these leaked concept arts look amazing.
I hope they end up being real

Zorua

Zorua Wed 23 Aug 2017 02:36:38 No.33365142 Report

Quoted By:

Can I come back now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 02:55:58 No.33365296 Report

Quoted By: >>33365333

holy shit this is cancer even by my standards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 03:01:15 No.33365333 Report

Quoted By: >>33365360

>>33365296
>he still has standards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2017 03:05:05 No.33365360 Report

Quoted By:

>>33365333
>implying
it's literally that bad

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Wed 23 Aug 2017 09:47:48 No.33366881 Report

Quoted By:

anyone wild here

xX-Wishmaker-Xx

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xX-Wishmaker-Xx Wed 23 Aug 2017 13:36:50 No.33367683 Report

Quoted By: >>33367694 >>33367784 >>33368576

So, I just got up from a nice nap, and I feel like doing something nice, anybody got some cool wishes to make? I don't grant lewds or violence.

Lycanroc (Midday)

Lycanroc (Midday) Wed 23 Aug 2017 13:40:12 No.33367694 Report

Quoted By: >>33367936

>>33367683
World peace.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Wed 23 Aug 2017 13:57:47 No.33367784 Report

Quoted By: >>33367936

>>33367683
please save me from this sick fuck if you're near kanto route 25
he watches every fucking second only what i'm doing

xX-Wishmaker-Xx

xX-Wishmaker-Xx Wed 23 Aug 2017 14:25:13 No.33367936 Report

Quoted By: >>33368071

>>33367694
I'd say granted, but that one's really hard, I've tried it like a hundred times and I've always failed, but don't worry, I'll keep on trying, it's gotta happen some day!

>>33367784
Granted, although it wasn't very specific so kinda just teleported all the Humans and Pokemon that were stalking anybody in the last past 24 hours to Hoenn Route 111. Hope that helps!

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Wed 23 Aug 2017 14:49:27 No.33368071 Report

Quoted By: >>33368709

>>33367936
false arceus go away pls, this fuck still notes everything i'm doing

Jigglypuff

Jigglypuff Wed 23 Aug 2017 15:45:25 No.33368326 Report

Quoted By: >>33368595

I've been working on some lyrics for my new single, it goes like this:~ Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff ~

Do you guys think these are good lyrics?

Stantler

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Stantler Wed 23 Aug 2017 16:22:58 No.33368576 Report

Quoted By: >>33368709

>>33367683
Make me famous. Make it so that all will remember my name for thousands of years.

Vaporeon

Vaporeon Wed 23 Aug 2017 16:26:00 No.33368595 Report

Quoted By:

>>33368326
new pokestar studios main actor confirmed

xX-Wishmaker-Xx

xX-Wishmaker-Xx Wed 23 Aug 2017 16:42:25 No.33368709 Report

Quoted By: >>33369022

>>33368071
Sorry to hear that it didn't work. :(

Maybe try using mist if you have that move, then run away when they can't see you?
>>33368576
Granted, everyone shall know Stantler's name from now on, EVERYONE!

Corsola

Corsola Wed 23 Aug 2017 17:32:01 No.33369022 Report

Quoted By: >>33370139

>>33368709
I appear to have made two mistakes here, one, underestimating how far away hoenn was, two, underestimating the depth of this hole, may I get a wish to get sent over to hoenn's route 128?

xX-Wishmaker-Xx

xX-Wishmaker-Xx Wed 23 Aug 2017 20:55:56 No.33370139 Report

Quoted By:

>>33369022
Granted!

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