Dude, you've been hot for like six months. I'm about to hold this place down for well over a decade. But a mon like you can stand in this ring and call me a sorry excuse for a Pokemon. Why? 'Cause I didn't put time in on the Smogon scene? Here's a spoiler alert: I wasn't built for the Smogon scene, I was built for VGC, for Battle Spot, for the Battle Royal, for moments like right here, RIGHT NOW!
So I'm on a level with you, homie. Regardless of how viable you think you are, you're not on my tier, you're not even on the tier below me. I get more done the day than you do in a gen, and I never...NEVER talk about what I deserve or how many critics I got, I just earn every day and shut every mouth.
You...you're upset about a movie poster? Hell, photoshop yourself over me, I don't give a damn about a poster, I give a damn about USUM.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I am sorry for one thing. You're not a mon from Alola. You're JUST a mon. You're just a mon, holding on to that UU spot, because I let you.
And you so unoriginal, you're just like every other nu-male before you, who hates me SO VERY MUCH, but does everything they can to BE ME...Mr. Ash's Ace...That Runs The Place?
And you also just a mon, who at USUM will find out what everybody already knows. There's only ONE Incineroar and I'm still a BAD, BAD MON AND MY TIME. IS NOW. RECOGNIZE.
