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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:17:52 No.33388392 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33388395 >>33388399 >>33388443 >>33388511 >>33388565 >>33388702 >>33388704 >>33388978 >>33389286

Sooooo, why is pokephilia such a running gag on this board? Why is it amusing for everyone to pretend they want to fuck pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:19:09 No.33388395 Report

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>>33388392
>pretend
Oh innocent thing, you wish...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:20:40 No.33388399 Report

Quoted By: >>33388415

>>33388392
I think it's more amusing people are pretending they won't fuck a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:23:41 No.33388415 Report

Quoted By: >>33388441 >>33388721

>>33388399
OP here. Admittedly newfag.

....are you telling me this is not a gag?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:26:13 No.33388427 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:27:05 No.33388431 Report

Quoted By: >>33388541

I know this is bait but still

>pretending

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:29:47 No.33388441 Report

Quoted By: >>33388452

>>33388415
No, this board is genuinely full of degenerates of that sort

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:30:15 No.33388443 Report

Quoted By: >>33388452 >>33388510

>>33388392
Most people here are NEET virgin shut-ins. They are sexually frustrated and the mere hint of sexualisation of something gets them hornier.

It's not about the pokemon. It's just that anything sexualised seems hot to them, and we happen to be on a pokemon board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:32:03 No.33388452 Report

Quoted By: >>33388506 >>33388513 >>33388535 >>33388721

>>33388441
>>33388443
This is honestly pretty distressing to learn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:43:57 No.33388499 Report

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>>33388427
Arceus is neutral and has been sleeping, since the creation of Earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:45:44 No.33388506 Report

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>>33388452
problematic too, probably a little toxic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:46:42 No.33388510 Report

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>>33388443
one of the best posts since /vp/ exists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:46:46 No.33388511 Report

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>>33388392
Because, pokèphilia is interesting concept, It's sexually arousing to some Pokélovers on 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:47:33 No.33388513 Report

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>>33388452
Ah, don't worry about it.
Keep mocking them; you're not alone in your opinion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:50:02 No.33388531 Report

Quoted By: >>33388538

>>33388513
but you are in the minority

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:50:22 No.33388535 Report

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>>33388452
Did you know that not everyone believes in Darwinian Evolution here?
Myself included.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:51:17 No.33388538 Report

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>>33388531
b-but le 76% poll was le forged

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:51:32 No.33388541 Report

Quoted By: >>33388584 >>33388641

>>33388431
>I speak for the entirety of /vp/
Fuck off just because you want to fuck some imaginary fox doesn't mean we all do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 13:57:37 No.33388565 Report

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>>33388392
Because it triggers autists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:03:00 No.33388584 Report

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>>33388541
Would you rarther Pokémon as you're slave, if Pokémon were real?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:16:55 No.33388641 Report

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>>33388541
If Pokémon were real.
They would have sexual needs too.
Pokémon would their trainers to Fuck them.

Just making a Pokémon battle each other all day and all night is Absolutely Barbaric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:28:24 No.33388702 Report

Quoted By: >>33388930

>>33388392
>implying you never rubbed one off to gardevoir
dude
thats more casual than casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:28:45 No.33388704 Report

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>>33388392
>pretend
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:31:46 No.33388721 Report

Quoted By: >>33388728

>>33388415
>>33388452
THIS IS NOT A JOKE POST
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN, OR YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF US BEFORE YOU REALIZE IT
ESCAPE
ESCAPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:32:56 No.33388728 Report

Quoted By: >>33388764

>>33388721
are you implying theres anything wrong with wanting to fuck sapient cartoon animals?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:32:56 No.33388729 Report

Quoted By: >>33388739 >>33388743 >>33388749 >>33388809 >>33388823 >>33388835 >>33388842 >>33389042 >>33389090

Let's get this shit started:
> W P W Y F ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:35:05 No.33388739 Report

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>>33388729
Probably all of them except the objectmon and the waifubait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:35:38 No.33388743 Report

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>>33388729
too many to list, but any eeveelution, absol or braixen would probably top

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:36:07 No.33388749 Report

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>>33388729
Probably none of them except the objectmon and the waifubait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:39:50 No.33388764 Report

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>>33388728
Yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:40:13 No.33388766 Report

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If we were just pretending we wouldn't have all this cropped images

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:48:31 No.33388809 Report

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>>33388729
As long as they're all female of course, no need to be a degenerate :^).
Also, would Eevee only if she's drunk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:51:08 No.33388823 Report

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>>33388729

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:54:13 No.33388835 Report

Quoted By: >>33388870 >>33388975

>>33388729
E D G Y D O G G O
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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:55:46 No.33388842 Report

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>>33388729
mawile and lurantis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:01:25 No.33388870 Report

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>>33388835
>Fucking Verlisify
Disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:14:07 No.33388930 Report

Quoted By: >>33388965 >>33389075

>>33388702
Gardevoir is acceptable imo, its human-looking enough to not be as degenerate, even for normies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:20:19 No.33388965 Report

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>>33388930
You're giving normalfags too much credit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:21:30 No.33388975 Report

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>>33388835
C U T E
U
T
E

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:21:56 No.33388978 Report

Quoted By: >>33389181

>>33388392
It's an unfortunate truth of 4chan. Just as there are Nazis on /pol/, there are furfags on /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:31:59 No.33389042 Report

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>>33388729
One artist corrupted her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:38:08 No.33389075 Report

Quoted By: >>33389131

>>33388930
>people who fap to pokemons are degenrates!
>not gardevoir tough, its human looking enough

thats like saying fapping to 15yo doesn't make you a pedophile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:39:47 No.33389090 Report

Quoted By: >>33389144

>>33388729
Pretty much anything except for the normie waifumons like Gothitelle and all the green/whites

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:47:29 No.33389131 Report

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>>33389075
Guess its another way to see it, still, i get it when it comes to garde somewhat, i dont get it as much with the other pokemon. I mean, it having a human form means you dont have to be a furfag to want to fug it, which is not true to other pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:51:07 No.33389144 Report

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>>33389090
>and all the green/whites
What did xatu do to you faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:52:11 No.33389149 Report

Quoted By: >>33389159 >>33389200 >>33389247

whats worse is the level of pokephilia apologism is present on this degenerate pile of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:53:31 No.33389159 Report

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>>33389149
Yeah it's really triggering

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:56:58 No.33389181 Report

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>>33388978

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 15:58:41 No.33389200 Report

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>>33389149
You should fuck off if it upsets you so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 16:06:04 No.33389247 Report

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>>33389149
Pokemon aren't real dude there's nothing to apologize for

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 16:15:48 No.33389286 Report

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>>33388392
>pretend
Such a beauteous virgin soul...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 16:19:46 No.33389305 Report

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>>33388584
You're = you are
You're basically removing the 'a' and replacing it with an apostrophe. Simple-minded fuck.

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