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What are Pokèmon to you?

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:19:32 No.33388652 View View Reply Original Report

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What are Pokèmon to you.
Slaves?
Pets?
Lovers and Friends.

Pokèmon are not tools of war.
They wanna do other stuff beside fighting all day long.

They wanna have sex and etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:26:27 No.33388695 Report

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>>33388652
Why did you go straight to sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:30:34 No.33388713 Report

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>>33388652
>They wanna have sex and etc
If the do then I'll just put them in the daycare with a ditto.What? Do you thing fucking pokemon is normal its the same as bestiality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:39:17 No.33388763 Report

Quoted By: >>33388783 >>33392112

>>33388652
We've gone over this before, N.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:42:47 No.33388783 Report

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>>33388763
>"release your Pokémon" was never about releasing them
>it was a euphemism all along

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 14:50:34 No.33388820 Report

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>>33388783
Release your Pokemon's virginity!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 19:11:15 No.33390320 Report

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>>33388652
Pokemon are somewhat intelligent creatures that developed alongside humanity, both coming from the same origin of creation, with a mutually symbiotic relationship with them. It's in their nature to get along with humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 20:01:52 No.33390568 Report

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>>33388652
numbers rising and falling in a mathematical system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 20:02:59 No.33390573 Report

Quoted By: >>33392112

>>33388652
Friends with benefits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 20:03:40 No.33390574 Report

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>>33388652
a bunch of numbers that change other numbers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 20:08:54 No.33390597 Report

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>>33388652
Tools of war.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 20:27:47 No.33390694 Report

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>>33390597
Pokémon are not tools of War!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 20:29:06 No.33390702 Report

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tools of war

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 20:29:41 No.33390706 Report

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>>33388652
Just friends, we know pokémon actually like battling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:26:46 No.33391893 Report

Quoted By: >>33392112 >>33392204

Slaves, just slaves that are treated very well and sometimes rewarded for their hard work and dedication. But they still belong to me as a possession and can be bought, sold, or traded like cattle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:29:15 No.33391917 Report

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>>33390706
Some Pokémon like fighting.
Some Pokémon don't like fighting.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:30:35 No.33391932 Report

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>>33388652
>They wanna have sex and etc
Of all the things you could've said, you had to say that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:35:58 No.33391979 Report

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>>33391932
Because,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:40:40 No.33392012 Report

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>>33390694
>>33391979
Richard please.
Pokemon are not for sex. Hell, I don't think Pokemon even have sex as we know it.
Eggs probably come from the same bullshit negative zone that Rock Slide's rocks or Draco Meteor's meteors come from.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:41:14 No.33392013 Report

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>>33391917
The fuck are you talking about? Even wuss-faces like magikarp that KNOW they'll get their shit pushed in will bravely hurl themselves into combat to fight for glory and honor at the slightest opportunity!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:41:22 No.33392016 Report

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>>33391932
Necrozma wishes to have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2017 23:57:39 No.33392112 Report

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>>33388652
>>33388713
>>33388763
>>33390573
>>33392016
Moms don't have sex. When two pokemon are really good friends arceus grants them an egg
>>33391893
Edgy.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:04:07 No.33392167 Report

Quoted By: >>33392462

I see them as people if they act like peoples do like if Machange comes over and he asks me for highfive time i give him the highfive and to me that means you are a heman. If you act like purring and alot of self licks then maybe JUST MAYBE you are a cat like crewature and so I pat you like cats and rabbits and no sexual. But them if there is a inbetween like iniciroar then maybe if I drink some alcohol then we can sexualize our meeting more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:08:04 No.33392199 Report

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>>33391979
>Wow some bingo bongo tribesmen in the ancient Pokemon world fucked their Pokemon so it must be okay for me to do it in modern Pokémon society

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:08:52 No.33392204 Report

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>>33391893
>that deoxys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:09:50 No.33392212 Report

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>>33392204
Deoxys is boy not girl because his eyes are manly to be a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:11:22 No.33392227 Report

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>>33392212
boy maids > girl maids

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:13:59 No.33392243 Report

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>>33392227
Bit butlers you mean because the only time I EVER SEEN a man maid was when Spongebib was Seidword's slace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:14:59 No.33392249 Report

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>>33392243
Then expose yourself more to the wonderful word of maid men

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:15:39 No.33392254 Report

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>>33392204
Look into its eyes and know the rage of one humiliated as he. What once was a powerful proud warrior, now forced to wear frilly girlish dresses and make tea and warm up crumpets.

If it had the balls to tentacle fuck you to death it would, but deep down it's subservient to Master and only seethes in mental agony.

Also, the little bow tie is a nice touch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:25:53 No.33392333 Report

Quoted By: >>33392377 >>33392400 >>33392668

>>33390694
biggest steaming lying horseshit I've ever heard in my fucking life.

why the fuck is 90% of the game about fighting mons then?

it's the same retard mong shit about some martial arts have a """"moral"""" side to them and are only for """"defending (the weak)"""".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:31:02 No.33392377 Report

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>>33392333
Owtheedge.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:33:43 No.33392400 Report

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>>33392333
I have to agree with her vecause the game is all for fighting and winning and I feel bad hurting everyone but I blame the others forcing me to like he says "beat these leaders or trails then beat the fucking leaugue you retarded capfuck".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:36:49 No.33392419 Report

Quoted By: >>33392439 >>33392668

>>33392400
>Feel bad for hurting people in video game, a thing that isn't real
How the fuck did the rest of the world become such pussies? More and more I feel like the last barbarian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:39:39 No.33392439 Report

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>>33392419
I don't fucking care edgelord of the shitmountain it's not what I meant stinkeater. I can care less of others but if I made froends in the game then.... why would I feel alright hurting him??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:41:36 No.33392449 Report

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>>33388652
I view Pokemon as animals, but very intelligent ones. Much like a very intelligent dog.

Much like my dog I believe they value my company and will be loyal and trust me if I treat them well.

I believe they like battling much like how my dog likes going for a walk or a ride in the car.

Also similarly to my dog I have never once thought that they desired sex from me. They're animals with the ability to express emotion but not complex thought like the idea of consent between two species. If you believe anything otherwise you are just trying to rationalize your desire for beastiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:43:51 No.33392462 Report

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>>33392167
Dogs can give high fives. It doesn't make them human. Chimps have a humanoid form and can ape many human actions, some can even use sign language. It doesn't make them people. You're just rationalizing beastiality buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:45:44 No.33392479 Report

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>>33392462
No a dog can't fucking do highfice bitchmoyth because he only had one long finger with 4 pads and a fat pad in the middle of it not fingers not even 5 fingers no arms either he had 4 legs only.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:47:56 No.33392495 Report

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>>33388652
Pokemon are my friends. My only friends.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:49:17 No.33392503 Report

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>>33388652
they're for hugging

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:55:47 No.33392562 Report

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>>33392439
Because he isn't real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 00:58:46 No.33392582 Report

Quoted By: >>33392626

>>33392562
A guy or girl is real if there is the emotion connectings you fuckwit piece of tard taint skid mark!! I never let my friends down!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:04:37 No.33392626 Report

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>>33392582
Sounds like someone fell for the "anime and games are real" meme. Bro, if they can't reciprocate your feelings then nothing is there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:06:43 No.33392638 Report

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>>33392626
I feel it so it's real to me guy. They show kindness to me and that's why I admire Ash in the first alxakk Pokemon movie becaue he has compassioon for all creatures and the Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:13:10 No.33392668 Report

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>>33392333
Battling is a sport and no one really ends up getting hurt, most battles are completely civil and there's Pokécenters everywhere
>>33392419
One person's opinions makes you feel like a barbarian? Edgy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:26:58 No.33392764 Report

Quoted By: >>33392784 >>33392998 >>33393033

>>33392449
>They're animals with the ability to express emotion but not complex thought like the idea of consent between two species. If you believe anything otherwise you are just trying to rationalize your desire for beastiality.
What about humanoid Psychic-types like Alakazam? Not that I'd want to fuck one, but you'd think it'd be able to understand all sorts of complex ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:28:05 No.33392773 Report

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>>33388652
Pokemon aren't real they're projections observed through the pokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:29:07 No.33392784 Report

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>>33392764
My personal reasonpse is "I'm sorry Alkalinezang but no offense but I'm not rasist but you are a can't and I know you have sexual desires for me but cannot engage now unless you can psykick your soul into a human."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:42:59 No.33392898 Report

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>>33388652
If they were real I'd see them as pets that could possibly serve as an ends to a means. I wont fuck shit up, but its very easy to get what I want from using an animal that can spew fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 01:55:54 No.33392998 Report

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>>33392764
I'd say you're probably correct but it's way of thinking and thought process although advanced is probably very different than a humans. Same goes for Metagross and other highly intelligent ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2017 02:01:02 No.33393033 Report

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>>33392764
Good point.

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