Giovanni bows to Snorlax
in contact with Deoxys
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
controls GSC meta with an iron fist
blocks paths all over the world
direct descendant of the ancient mew blood line
will bankroll the first cities in Orre (Snordangrad will be be the first city)
own basically every PKMN editing program on Earth
first perfect eggs will be Munchlax Eggs
members of species said to have 3000+ IQ
ancient Kantonian scriptures tell of two Snorlax who will descend upon smogon and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented Heatlhy metas with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Snorbots inside you right now
The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with Nintendo, Ken Sugimori and Satoshi forwarding the word of God to /vp/
They learned fluent Human speak in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the species. There's no gold in Mt. Coronet, only Mt. Snorlax
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
