Ugh, just look at this FAT SLOB. He's just the BIGGEST, most OBESE Pokemon I have ever seen. Can you believe some crazy sicko would feed his Pokemon this much? This Mew won't make it unless we get him slimmed down significantly.

Do you have any suggestions for exercises which could help this poor, FAT Mew lose a couple of pounds? I will be putting him on an all-vegan, non-GMO, sugar-free, gluten-free diet ASAP.