i dont want to hang out with these fucking nerds
why cant i tell them to suck eggs and leave me alone

also
>beat elite 4
>pokemon are all around 60
>3 year long cutscene with all these shithead caricatures harassing me and making me fight an ugly legendary (i used a ground type and it kept using electric moves)
>finally get to leave house
>want to start levelling pokes for red/blue battle and elite4 rematches
>only place with wilds over lv.40 is poni plains
>not allowed into poni plains unless i beat dexio
>espeon 1shots everyone
cant wait to spend 2 hours grinding against boldores and carbinks

also
>wild pokemon STILL have no AI in 2017 and just spam random moves
>have to change into fuck ugly safety gear whenever i want to ride a pokeman
>all of alola's TV channels are nonstop malasada shilling
>stroking your pokemons makes them OP
>there are about 2 different kinds of clothing and 30 palette swaps
>all of which cost about 2million shekels
>if a wild shithead calls for help, i'm not allowed to send out another pokemon
>if a wild shithead calls for help, i'm not allowed to throw pokeballs
>they still haven't replaced confusion with a balanced mechanic
>every alolan form except sandshrew and vulpix (palette swaps) is ugly as fuck
>every single battle theme is mediocre and lacks gravitas
>every 2nd trainer has a starmie because they only made a handful of non-battle poke-models
>no national dex unless i close the app, open another, connect to the internet and sit through 3 loading screens
>earthquake TM locked behind postgame
>aether/skull plot coasts along for the first few islands then is suddenly over before you realise
>lillie is a dumb autistic anime stereotype who needs a backbone bullied into her

god it could have been so fun
how did so much go wrong