>>33468156>My #1 reasons to hate pokemon1. THE SHOW IS REALLY, REALLY RETARDED.
2. ASH IS GAY.
3. MISTY IS 10 YEARS OLD AND IS A SLUTTY ASSHOLE.
4. POKéMON IS NOT GOOD FOR CHILDREN BECAUSE OF THE PORNOGRAPHY.
5. WHEN I GO TO ANY STORE THERE IS, THE TOY SECTION IS ALL MESSED UP.
6. THE CARDS ARE STUPID.
7. THEY PICKED TERRIBLE ANIMATORS FOR THE SHOW AND THE DRAWINGS ON IT ARE CRAPPED UP.
8. I AM SICK OF KIDS SCREAMING "PIKACHU! PIKACHU!" THINKING THAT THEY'RE A POKéMON.
9. A HOLOGRAPHIC CARD IS SOMETIMES WORTH OVER $200, WHAT THE HELL? IT'S A PIECE OF CARDBOARD!
10. WHEN A POKéMON USES WATER GUN, IT USUALLY FAINTS THE OPPONENT. WHEN I SQUIRT SOMEONE, THEY DON'T EVEN TUMBLE!
11. ANIMALS ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE WHEN THEY ATTACK EACHOTHER TO DEATH RIGHT? POKéMON JUST FAINT AND AFTER THAT, THEY'RE REVIVED LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED!
12. DOESN'T POKéBALLS SEEM GROSS TO YOU?
