/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #33475033

[44 / 14 / ?]

46KiB, 220x124, IMG_3283.png

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 03:14:56 No.33475033 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33475072 >>33475422 >>33475434 >>33475445 >>33475559 >>33477961

ITT: Pokemon you could beat by yourself in a one on one fight.
Posting the most obvious choice first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 03:16:05 No.33475040 Report

Quoted By: >>33475052 >>33477799

Do you get to bring weapons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 03:17:38 No.33475052 Report

Quoted By: >>33475073

>>33475040
Yeah sure if it's something you can hold in your hands.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 250px-292Shedinja.png, 61KiB, 250x250

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 03:20:01 No.33475072 Report

Quoted By: >>33475333

>>33475033
literally just throw a rock at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 03:20:09 No.33475073 Report

Quoted By: >>33477749

>>33475052
Then I could probably beat most early bird mons with a gun or whatever

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1465309470771.jpg, 93KiB, 960x720

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 03:53:11 No.33475267 Report

Quoted By: >>33477942

I could probably take on both Bonsly and Chingling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:05:03 No.33475333 Report

Quoted By: >>33475420 >>33475530

>>33475072

No. It can learn all dangerous moves and can kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:07:54 No.33475353 Report

Quoted By:

I feel like I'd have a good shot at beating Igglybuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:15:26 No.33475391 Report

Quoted By: >>33475456 >>33475489

Do humans have a BST? Would you consider things like exercising to be EV training? There has to be some autist out there that has figured out a good idea of what stats the average person has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:21:44 No.33475420 Report

Quoted By: >>33475436

>>33475333
Or turn around, since it's back is the entrance to hell.

Also nice triples

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:21:58 No.33475422 Report

Quoted By: >>33475441

>>33475033
I could snort a cosmog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:23:41 No.33475434 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475033
I want to defeat an Audino and buttfuck it for hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:24:32 No.33475436 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475420

No. Probably just a void.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:25:43 No.33475441 Report

Quoted By: >>33475448

>>33475422
Cosmog is more powerful than you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:26:53 No.33475445 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475033
Almost anything that has a x4 weakness if you can prepare for individual Pokemon. The only exceptions would be things in Ubers and very fast, Pokemon with unconventional x4 weaknesses (like Psychic or Fairy), and hard hitting Pokemon that would kill you before you even got a hit on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:27:07 No.33475448 Report

Quoted By: >>33475460

>>33475441
It's actually not, tho. Only learns Splash and... maybe Teleport? idr.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Glalie.png, 7KiB, 240x160

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:28:28 No.33475456 Report

Quoted By: >>33475462

>>33475391
You can defeat this Pokèmon.
Pokèdex entries tell us, How Pokèmon actually are.

Not BSTs.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Magikarp.png, 7KiB, 240x160

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:29:30 No.33475460 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475448
It's more powerful than a Magikarp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:29:52 No.33475462 Report

Quoted By: >>33475487

>>33475456
Drink bleach Richard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:36:18 No.33475487 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475462
bleach taste terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:37:00 No.33475489 Report

Quoted By: >>33475494

>>33475391
Do humans have any method to level up? Do they have evolutions?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1374701408721.jpg, 50KiB, 290x286

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:38:41 No.33475494 Report

Quoted By: >>33475512 >>33475560 >>33477852

>>33475489
What if humans have to evolve to become adults
>Some pokemon go their whole lives without evolving
>This is why ash still appears to be 10 years old because he doesnt want to evolve

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 840[1].jpg, 301KiB, 800x825

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:43:44 No.33475512 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475494
HS! Ash use a everstone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:47:49 No.33475530 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475333
Nah, we're all normal type here. We'd move faster than it too. Shadow sneak don't affect us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:51:50 No.33475559 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475033
Giratina.
Using nothing but a spoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 04:52:18 No.33475560 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475494
Of course. Pikachu refuses to evolve, and so does Ash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:51:21 No.33476308 Report

Quoted By:

Joltik.
Just crush it between your fungers or step on it.
Youmay get an electric shock but it wont be too bad

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO we_lived__by_sysii-db241w7.png, 714KiB, 1024x819

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 08:22:42 No.33476424 Report

Quoted By: >>33476428

I could beat them both with a little handy device.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Flamethrower-12.jpg, 319KiB, 1092x500

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 08:23:45 No.33476428 Report

Quoted By:

>>33476424

A cooked beedrill and raichu sound quite appetizing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 14:51:37 No.33477749 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475073
If they can take lightening jolts and easily recover with a quick trip to the pokecenter I don't think a bullet will phase them:

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO literally a fursuiter.png, 579KiB, 699x1280

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 14:54:00 No.33477769 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 14:59:29 No.33477799 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475040
You don't get to bring friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:05:56 No.33477852 Report

Quoted By: >>33478008 >>33478093 >>33478100

>>33475494
ash needs a testosteronestone to evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:16:49 No.33477942 Report

Quoted By:

>>33475267
Did Bonly get raped?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Azurill_AG_anime.png, 22KiB, 554x722

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:19:12 No.33477961 Report

Quoted By: >>33478092

>>33475033
I'd lose if it had eggmove muddy water though

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Trannyseal.png, 118KiB, 500x500

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:19:50 No.33477969 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:25:03 No.33478008 Report

Quoted By:

>>33477852
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:37:24 No.33478092 Report

Quoted By:

>>33477961
not if it has huge power. it would wreck your shit with slam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:37:43 No.33478093 Report

Quoted By:

>>33477852
Don't you mean a testotestone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:38:25 No.33478100 Report

Quoted By:

>>33477852
I think you mean a testosteronestorm

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO C5nTHiZ.jpg, 134KiB, 1052x760

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 15:44:24 No.33478134 Report

Quoted By: >>33478426

2ez5me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 16:34:51 No.33478426 Report

Quoted By:

>>33478134
I was gonna post that

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO image.png, 47KiB, 250x250

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 21:39:25 No.33480347 Report

Quoted By:

God doesn't exist
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Sep 2017 22:38:34 No.33480746 Report

Quoted By:

Ditto

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches