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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 05:21:15 No.33483277 View View Reply Original Report

>hey anon-kun, you play pokemon too right? let's have a battle!

Game Freak likes to pretend this happens, but how can pokemon battles with no regulations possibly be fun?
Even your precious well built bro team loses to mega rayy and spore abuse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 05:23:16 No.33483287 Report

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>mfw do this at a friend's party once and the guy was fucking terrible at the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 05:38:19 No.33483350 Report

Quoted By: >>33483923

>>33483277
Japs for some reason try to make the world seem like a good n' cheers place and everyone and their mother will play with you when you ask them, yet still they're borderline racist. It's interesting really how one country can lack that many realists. For fun with Pokemon battles there's really not much you can do. It's Gamefreak. They are too afraid to lose the cashgrab streak they're on so they don't wanna try anything new but still advertise it as such, hiding old features behind very thin courtains that make them seem new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 05:50:52 No.33483392 Report

Quoted By: >>33483518 >>33483767 >>33483978

>beat a casual
>he doesn't understand why he lost
>feel no sense of accomplishment

>beat a karenfag
>he acts like your win didn't matter because his mons were disadvantaged
>feel no sense of accomplishment

>beat a smogonfag
>he blames the format for being unbalanced
>feel no sense of accomplishment

>beat a starter/mega/legendaryfag
>he blames rng because his stats were higher and legendaryfags are autistic
>feel no sense of accomplishment

There is no winning in Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:20:57 No.33483514 Report

Quoted By: >>33483523 >>33483533

Gee, if only people could TALK and reach an agreement of which RULES to use for their friendly battle. Alas, communication between people is impossible in all manners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:22:35 No.33483518 Report

Quoted By: >>33483523

>>33483392
Only the first and last ones are lame.

Beating a Karenfag is always fun because they are always making excuses for their loss. Beating a "smogonfag" is always fun because they know how to play and they give you a good battle.

You don't "win" at anything because you are a little bitch, that's all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:24:17 No.33483523 Report

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>>33483514
>>33483518
these
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:24:41 No.33483524 Report

Quoted By: >>33483552

>>33483277
Some people like to play for fun and don't use the meta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:26:36 No.33483533 Report

Quoted By: >>33483856

>>33483514
>ok, we'll play by these arbitrary rules, sounds good!
>alright we'll start in a few weeks after I've bred a team for that specific ruleset

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:27:10 No.33483535 Report

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How else am i going to use my Swampert Family team? 2 Swamps, 2 Marsh, and 2 Kips, with 1 swampert being the shiny mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:30:44 No.33483552 Report

Quoted By: >>33483606 >>33483750

>>33483524
The meta isn't a thing you choose to use, it's just what pvp battles are.
And how is it fun to just get swept by mega mewtwo or some shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:45:09 No.33483606 Report

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>>33483552
Some people just enjoy seeing the lil' critters animated. Most of the time my truest friends have come from that group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:20:10 No.33483750 Report

Quoted By: >>33483836 >>33483842

>>33483552
Some people don't use legendaries or megas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:25:42 No.33483767 Report

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>>33483392
What about the Smogkarens? The ones that stay at around 1400 on Showdown because they like to use random stuff like Sigilyph or Zweilous. Those guys can take a loss, and they know what they're doing, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:42:52 No.33483826 Report

Quoted By: >>33483831

So are you guys socially retarded??
There's tons of people that play pokemon now because of the post go craze. And if you think your a better player then they are then don't be a insufferable fuckbucket and just play the way they want to or use a team that's not all perfect Iv and even trained. Then when you can teach em shit, build this thing up called a friendship. Or if you want to fight savvy trainers right away there's probably tons of local video game or pokemon groups on Facebook if you look.
>normiebook
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but don't complain you can't find people to battle you if you are going to ignore a platform almost everybody fuckin uses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:43:54 No.33483831 Report

Quoted By: >>33483841 >>33484003

>>33483826
>or use a team that's not all perfect Iv and even trained
That's the same as losing on purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:45:47 No.33483836 Report

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>>33483750
I definitely don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:46:40 No.33483841 Report

Quoted By: >>33483861

>>33483831
Most people don't even ev train their pokemon properly. You can just ask them if they know what it is and if they mention Eevee then you know you gotta dumb down your team a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:46:49 No.33483842 Report

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>>33483750
Then you'll get swept by mega lucario.
There's always cancer one step above you. And you'll always be cancer to someone one step below you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:49:53 No.33483856 Report

Quoted By: >>33483865

>>33483533
>Not just injecting
>Not just playing showdown
>Being unable to quickly make-up in 5 minutes with your stock of previous injected or bred Pokemon after discussing for a simple but solid set of rules for 5 minutes
It must be sad to be as mentally deficient as you are anon-kun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:50:56 No.33483861 Report

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>>33483841
Or I just go look for someone who actually knows how to play. Where's the fun on steamrolling the casuals with their in-game teams? Even if you "hold back" you'll be blowing the fuck out of them 10 outta 10 times. It's not fun for anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:52:09 No.33483865 Report

Quoted By: >>33483872

>>33483856
>you have to hack the game to viably reach agreeable terms to play with each other
>you have to play a third party unofficial fan game to play with each other
>you have to have thousands of hours spent racking up boxes full of competitive Pokemon to play with each other

And people wonder why this franchise is dying in terms of player engagement.
Pokemon needs a reboot at this point if it ever wants to even come close to the social phenomenon level it once achieved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:53:51 No.33483872 Report

Quoted By: >>33483892

>>33483865
There's ton of player engagement. Look at Smogon, look at VGC, look all those small independent groups with their own rulesets.

The game is broken, no doubt, but people still manage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:56:47 No.33483888 Report

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Ignoring experienced /vp/ players, how do normal casual fans play with each other? Game Freak gives out level 100 legendaries with good IVs these days, any one of them will stomp every bro you had in-game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:57:23 No.33483892 Report

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>>33483872
Smogon uses their own fangame, VGC is a circlejerk, other communities are even tighter circlejerks.

Game Freak's vision for Pokemon is a social game where you can connect with strangers and just play and enjoy the game. They are utterly failing at that. Maybe you are lucky enough to have a group of friends who already plays and enjoys Pokemon and are experienced enough to work around the flaws and arbitrary aspects of the game, but that's becoming very rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 08:00:09 No.33483908 Report

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Just play Pokken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 08:03:30 No.33483923 Report

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>>33483350
Jesus Christ. All in this God damn post is utterly true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 08:18:26 No.33483978 Report

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>>33483392
Have you tried losing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 08:25:03 No.33484003 Report

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>>33483831
>He needs a fully trained well-bred team to beat casuals
How bad are you at this game exactly?

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