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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:34:36 No.33483568 View View Reply Original Report

Does anyone here outright detest Slowpoke? I don't think I've met anyone who does. Ambivalence, yes, but no absolute dislike for it.

Also Slowpoke line thread I guess. Other hippos also welcome if those are your thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:39:27 No.33483585 Report

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I know for sure the people who thought garchomp could one-shot slowbro hate it now.
Slowpoke helped me beat Pokemon stadium 2, and I used slowking throughout soulsilver.
Overall, I love the slowpoke line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:48:05 No.33483618 Report

Quoted By: >>33483791

Hippowdon best hippo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:52:32 No.33483632 Report

Quoted By: >>33483640

>>33483568
I hate that it's a psychic type. I hate that it's a vague pink blob with toenails. I hate that it always has the same dull expression. I hate the memes associated with it. I hate everything about it, and I hate its evolutions even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:54:44 No.33483640 Report

Quoted By: >>33483643

>>33483632
I feel like you're just saying that to feel special because no one truly hates slowpoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:56:26 No.33483643 Report

Quoted By: >>33483651

>>33483640
I have at least 5 reasons to hate it and can't think of any things I like about it. How much hate do you need for it to count?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 06:58:05 No.33483651 Report

Quoted By: >>33483659 >>33483852

>>33483643
Those reasons just seem like nitpicks because you wanna feel special.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:00:07 No.33483659 Report

Quoted By: >>33483664

>>33483651
Okay, so basically you're looking for someone with a certain opinion, and anyone who claims to hold that opinion is lying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:01:08 No.33483664 Report

Quoted By: >>33483684

>>33483659
I mean it's hard to believe you could truly hate slowpoke. Plus we're on 4chan so you prolly trolling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:05:24 No.33483684 Report

Quoted By: >>33483710 >>33483731

>>33483664
>I hate how annoying it is to fight
>I hate how confusing the Pokestar studio with slowking is
>I hate how slowpoke tail tastes
Here are some better reasons for you. You could also list off a time it underperformed on your team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:09:59 No.33483710 Report

Quoted By: >>33483729

>>33483684
>genuine complaints about the design are bad complaints
>"I hate how slowpoke tail tastes" isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:15:06 No.33483729 Report

Quoted By: >>33483745

>>33483710
Well. I dunno. My complaints don't feel genuine either.
Yours don't either, why would you hate it's type? How would you make a Saize-oni pokemon?
As for the rest, you basically said you hate it without giving clear reasons why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:15:31 No.33483731 Report

Quoted By: >>33483754

>>33483684
>trying this hard to be special

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:18:54 No.33483745 Report

Quoted By: >>33483754

>>33483729
The psychic typing makes no sense, especially when Psyduck and Golduck AREN'T psychic types despite being stated to have psychic powers. The pokedex entries give no explanation for Slowpoke being psychic, they just call it dumb and vacant, which is practically the opposite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:21:19 No.33483754 Report

Quoted By: >>33483768

>>33483731
Well I'm not trying to be physical Anon.
>>33483745
That's true, but why is amnesia a psychic move? Why does forgetting so much increase your special defence? I'm sure Japan has the answers for these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:26:39 No.33483768 Report

Quoted By: >>33483781

>>33483754
"The user temporarily empties its mind to forget its concerns."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:31:20 No.33483781 Report

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>>33483768
That's acceptable I suppose. I have no more Slowpoke images so I'll just be lurking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:33:28 No.33483791 Report

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>>33483618

OP here. I don't care much for Hippowdon admittedly, but think Hippopotas is a criminally underrated design

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:47:12 No.33483843 Report

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>>33483568
slowpokes a salamander

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 07:49:04 No.33483852 Report

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>>33483651
>you can't dislike it cause I said so!

I love Slowpoke and its evos, but fuck off ffs

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