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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:23:43 No.33487192 View View Reply Original Report

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Charizard is pregnant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:24:57 No.33487201 Report

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my fault guys sorry ill handle this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:25:24 No.33487203 Report

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>>33487192
No, he's just a FATTY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:25:48 No.33487209 Report

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>>33487192
you sure she isn't just bloated and gassy as fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:26:13 No.33487214 Report

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>>33487192
Yes, shit design feraligatr looks pregnant too, both are garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:27:00 No.33487220 Report

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Hope it has more luck than Buckley's gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:27:07 No.33487223 Report

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>>33487209
haha I don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:33:15 No.33487259 Report

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>>33487192
Pokemon lay eggs, she can't be pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:39:11 No.33487303 Report

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>>33487259
She's eggnant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:41:03 No.33487315 Report

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>>33487259
>she's just that gassy
I want her to use my face as a chair

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:46:28 No.33487345 Report

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>>33487192
I want to take care of her children

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:52:09 No.33487380 Report

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>>33487259
You can't confirm Pokemon lay eggs, Pokemon are found next to eggs and no one knows how those eggs get there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:52:53 No.33487382 Report

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>>33487259
>not being so determined to see your Poke beaming with that glow that only comes from being pregnant that you spend countless nights making love with her in the hopes that one day your seed will take and you make her a proud mother
It's like you don't even care about your Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:57:54 No.33487409 Report

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>>33487259
Some Pokémon can get pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:59:18 No.33487421 Report

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>>33487382
But what if my Pokemon is a Magnezone

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 18:59:19 No.33487422 Report

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>>33487380
>You can't confirm Pokémon lay eggs.

Some Pokèmon lay eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:00:54 No.33487435 Report

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>>33487259
>>33487380
>>33487422
they probably use the egg excuse so they don't have to talk about sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:04:15 No.33487460 Report

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>>33487421
Magnezone gender is unknown.
Genderless Pokémon don't exist.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:04:26 No.33487461 Report

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>>33487421

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:05:17 No.33487471 Report

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RICHARD FUCK OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:05:20 No.33487472 Report

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>>33487435
That make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:10:46 No.33487511 Report

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>>33487192
fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:14:45 No.33487531 Report

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>>33487461
Kek

I laughed harder at that image than was really necessary.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:24:03 No.33487575 Report

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>>33487382
Even if for some miracle you do manage to fertilize her, she would still lay an egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 19:24:06 No.33487576 Report

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Can humans have children with Human-shape egg type Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 21:30:41 No.33488302 Report

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Anybody else think Charizard is a gross fat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 21:33:28 No.33488328 Report

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>>33487576
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 23:17:30 No.33489093 Report

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>>33487576
Human probably don't lay eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 23:19:03 No.33489110 Report

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>>33488302
Charizard is a BIG boy!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Sep 2017 23:45:22 No.33489346 Report

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>>33489110

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 00:57:58 No.33489938 Report

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>>33489110
FOR YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 03:25:46 No.33491071 Report

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>>33487192
But who is the father?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 07:14:30 No.33491964 Report

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>>33487192
Quit posting this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 07:15:31 No.33491968 Report

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>>33487461
Lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 07:52:22 No.33492140 Report

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the more this thread stays up the more fucked up everyone is gonna be thinking

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 15:06:39 No.33493790 Report

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>>33487315

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Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 15:11:48 No.33493831 Report

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>>33487380
>You can't confirm Pokemon lay eggs
Pokemon literally canonically come from eggs in the game, this is not up for debate

pokemon are male and female
therefore, they have genitalia
therefore, they have sex
therefore, they give birth
pokemon lay eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 15:50:36 No.33494082 Report

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>>33493831
Then why cant we see their penises and vaginas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 15:51:50 No.33494093 Report

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>>33494082
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 15:52:55 No.33494096 Report

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>>33493831
t. furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 16:32:36 No.33494355 Report

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>>33494096
what does t. _____ mean? I keep seeing people use it but don't know what it means

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 16:33:22 No.33494363 Report

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>>33494355
t. newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 16:34:38 No.33494374 Report

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>>33494363
I've been on this site for years, "lurk moar" doesn't help because "t. ___ " has literally no context to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 20:02:48 No.33495545 Report

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>>33494082
Because my friend, [Pokémon is still for kids]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 20:28:37 No.33495718 Report

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>>33494374
just google "t. Alberto Barbosa" and find it on know your meme like all the other plebs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 20:57:08 No.33495891 Report

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>>33493831
Eggs are delivered by peliper. That is why their lower beak is so fucking hugr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 20:58:11 No.33495901 Report

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>>33495891
*huge

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 21:46:52 No.33496196 Report

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>>33494082
Most birds have cloacas
Most reptiles have hemipenes
>>33494355
short for threadposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Sep 2017 21:48:24 No.33496206 Report

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>>33493831
Eggs are laid, not borne.
You don't "give birth to" eggs. You "lay" eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Sep 2017 02:51:20 No.33497989 Report

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>>33496206
>he hasn't heard of oviposition

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Sep 2017 03:06:03 No.33498075 Report

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>>33487409
Maybe Pokemon that give live birth can't give birth in captivity, but egg-laying Pokemon can. Perhaps all the male-only species we see normally give live birth, with the females secluded away.

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Anonymous Sat 09 Sep 2017 03:13:46 No.33498143 Report

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On my hands and knees begging y'all (especially you, RIchard) to seek professional treatment.

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