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Quoted By: >>33507533 >>33507537 >>33507546
>AHHH ahh, Masuda-san, I'll put my tongue through in sphincter for you, do you rike that?
>Ahh Masuda-san, that's right there's no need to bother trying to better your games, you can shit out whatever you want and you'll still sell millions thanks to your brand recognition
>Ahhhh yes oh Masuda-san, there's no need to make sure you keep features from your previous titles, just go ahead and remove that online system and intuitive bottom screen, nobody cares about them
>Ahhhh Masuda-san, is my tongue treatment pleasing to you're a asshole??
>Ahhh Masuda-san, there's no need to make sure your games perform well and don't drop frames out of the ass when there are more than a couple pokemon on screen, you'll get 8 and above in reviews anyway
>Ahh Masuda-san, there's no need to try and actually appeal to a wider audience with a feature like a proper difficulty setting that literally all good jrpg's have, just put in a basic exp toggle that barely changes anything but it'll be enough for your mindless fans to defend you to the death
>Ahhh shit yes so good, Masuda-san, don't bother trying to market your latest game. WE know there's barely anything new in it to market in the first place, but our hordes of apologistic fans will assume we're just trying to keep a bunch of cool surprises, despite us making it clear we've changed our marketing style for the past 3 games now and like to reveal everything in the pre-release if we actually have anything new worth showing off
> Ahh Masuda-sama, it's alright, there’s no need to give actual answers to people in interviews when they ask you why you remove all the good features and do the things you do, you can just (Laugh) and it’ll be enough for your legion of autists to defend you as their god and call anyone who doesn’t like your practices (but still likes the overall series which is why they haven’t left) a contrarian for not eating your shit
This is /vp/. This is what you all sound like.
>Ahh Masuda-san, that's right there's no need to bother trying to better your games, you can shit out whatever you want and you'll still sell millions thanks to your brand recognition
>Ahhhh yes oh Masuda-san, there's no need to make sure you keep features from your previous titles, just go ahead and remove that online system and intuitive bottom screen, nobody cares about them
>Ahhhh Masuda-san, is my tongue treatment pleasing to you're a asshole??
>Ahhh Masuda-san, there's no need to make sure your games perform well and don't drop frames out of the ass when there are more than a couple pokemon on screen, you'll get 8 and above in reviews anyway
>Ahh Masuda-san, there's no need to try and actually appeal to a wider audience with a feature like a proper difficulty setting that literally all good jrpg's have, just put in a basic exp toggle that barely changes anything but it'll be enough for your mindless fans to defend you to the death
>Ahhh shit yes so good, Masuda-san, don't bother trying to market your latest game. WE know there's barely anything new in it to market in the first place, but our hordes of apologistic fans will assume we're just trying to keep a bunch of cool surprises, despite us making it clear we've changed our marketing style for the past 3 games now and like to reveal everything in the pre-release if we actually have anything new worth showing off
> Ahh Masuda-sama, it's alright, there’s no need to give actual answers to people in interviews when they ask you why you remove all the good features and do the things you do, you can just (Laugh) and it’ll be enough for your legion of autists to defend you as their god and call anyone who doesn’t like your practices (but still likes the overall series which is why they haven’t left) a contrarian for not eating your shit
This is /vp/. This is what you all sound like.
