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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:46:27 No.33564483 View View Reply Original Report

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You become your favorite pokémon.

How much does this change/fuck up your life?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:47:53 No.33564494 Report

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It doesn't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:48:09 No.33564501 Report

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Cute things instantly kill me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:50:23 No.33564522 Report

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>>33564483
Basic bitches worship me, but I have stubby legs so its an even trade-off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:53:28 No.33564543 Report

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Gues I gotta buy a pool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:53:55 No.33564545 Report

Quoted By: >>33568126

I become the ruler of cyberspace and even more mentally unstable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:55:06 No.33564556 Report

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I mean, my kind almost went extinct. Some humans are assholes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:57:32 No.33564583 Report

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the beach is like an hour away, guess i'll move there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 20:57:43 No.33564585 Report

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You're telling me I can become a goddamn psychic supercomputer?

As a transhumanist, this gives me a massive boner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:00:14 No.33564619 Report

Quoted By: >>33564644

>No arms or legs, can't apply for most jobs
>20ft serpent, have to pay 3-4 times as much on food, can't afford because no job
>Need a bigger house, can't afford that either
>Dry out quickly on land, need a pool to swim in at least once a day
300% fucked unless I can work at a circus or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:01:26 No.33564630 Report

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>mawile

I become a lot smaller
At least I can chew through metal now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:02:09 No.33564644 Report

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>>33564619
Just go live with someone else, who wouldnt want a giant ass snake

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:02:41 No.33564648 Report

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I was 6 feet tall and had long, luxurious hair. Now I'm Chowder. Thanks a lot /vp/

...at least I'm finally cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:03:45 No.33564658 Report

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I accept the sex change, fuck yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:04:23 No.33564664 Report

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I am now a Chespin

Useable hands, can photosynthesize, small but I'm a size fag so that's a bonus, can take a direct hit from a truck and be just fine...

Yeah I think I'd be ok with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:05:03 No.33564668 Report

Quoted By: >>33565483 >>33567734

I'm fine as long as I can avoid situations that absolutely require me to talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:05:43 No.33564672 Report

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I live in the forest as a king and I'm extremely fast. Sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:06:08 No.33564677 Report

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>Shaymin
I guess I will live a comfy life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:18:29 No.33564791 Report

Quoted By: >>33564804 >>33564831

I stay a human! I don't change at all!
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:20:17 No.33564804 Report

Quoted By: >>33564844

>>33564791
Get the fuck outta here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:22:25 No.33564830 Report

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>>33564483
I guess I tell people to stop while consuming light

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:22:26 No.33564831 Report

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>>33564791

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:22:53 No.33564835 Report

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>>33564483

I have no more hands
But i can cut a lot of things, so i think it stills great

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 21:23:48 No.33564844 Report

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>>33564804
>>33564831

Th-this cannot be!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 22:55:08 No.33565483 Report

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>>33564668
>chased by furries forever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:00:49 No.33565526 Report

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I have illusions now, pretty neat. I'd say things are a lot better, but different. I can get myself into a ton of trouble with illusions, but it should be interesting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:01:54 No.33565537 Report

Quoted By: >>33565558

I become a manlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:02:45 No.33565546 Report

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>audino
Very little.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:02:47 No.33565547 Report

Quoted By: >>33565558

Literally nothing changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:03:54 No.33565558 Report

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>>33565537
>Implying
>>33565547
Well now you have to be careful around cops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:05:01 No.33565569 Report

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I have heads for hands. Whoopree...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:06:36 No.33565590 Report

Quoted By: >>33565614

>About to take an exam
>Realize I have no fingers to hold a pencil
> Try to use my claw but end up tearing the paper
> Fails horribly
> Probably can't open doors, use a cup, or any other activities requiring hands

I guess I can take down foes easily and dig underground fast though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:08:51 No.33565614 Report

Quoted By: >>33565720

>>33565590
>It flies at speeds equal to a jet fighter plane. It never allows its prey to escape.

What would you even need an exam for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:08:56 No.33565615 Report

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>>33564483
I am now dead, but invincible to 13 types, also a little bit of sand or snow will kill me. So basically I'm fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:19:06 No.33565712 Report

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>>33564483
Well you became him first so now Im just floating in limbo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:19:42 No.33565720 Report

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>>33565614
To be the worlds fastest lawyer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:30:55 No.33565841 Report

Quoted By: >>33565877

I live in a rock with 107 other spirits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:31:51 No.33565852 Report

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>>33564494
please be my belly bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:32:52 No.33565861 Report

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>>33564483
Not much different. Already have a second "personality" in my head anyway and I don't go in the sun much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:33:43 No.33565875 Report

Quoted By: >>33565904

>>33565852
Only if you're a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:33:54 No.33565877 Report

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>>33565841
Sounds like a cool sitcom.
"1 + 107" it should be called.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Sep 2017 23:36:37 No.33565904 Report

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>>33565875
I'm a girl (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:34:28 No.33567621 Report

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>>33564483
tfw my favorite Pokemon doesn't exist yet so I have to make a fakemon instead because no decent enough whale and dolphin Pokemon exist yet

yeah that's what I want to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:43:39 No.33567734 Report

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>>33564668
Actually, there's a Zoroark in B2W2 that outright speaks to you in English while its illusion is up. Once it drops the illusion, it goes back to animal noises though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:45:12 No.33567752 Report

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guess i'll go live in the ocean or some shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:48:01 No.33567788 Report

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Well on one hand I can fly and can spread joy to everyone I met. On the other hand I have have no hands to speak of and would probably have to sacrifice a moveslot just to do things like opening doors, typing, etc..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:49:25 No.33567807 Report

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>>33564483
i just keep shitposting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:50:43 No.33567822 Report

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No opposable, but I think the scarves make up for it. Be weird to type with though.

Ehh. I'd be fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:51:18 No.33567831 Report

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>>33564483
Well I'm fucking invincible (after I figure out what field-rodent I gotta roll over to max my HP) and I can probably make delicious berry mead with my body.

The tentacles don't look too clumsy so I'm fine with it, could probably still draw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 02:55:23 No.33567874 Report

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Still have hands, thumbs, arms, legs, eyes... Geokinesis, and Ghost powers... Easy access to precious gems, too.

I'd be very happy, except my diet would suddenly become very expensive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 03:19:05 No.33568098 Report

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Life is probably a lot more fun as a cute lil bee with a scarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 03:22:23 No.33568126 Report

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>>33564545
This, except my shitposting increases by tenfold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 03:27:26 No.33568169 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 03:30:53 No.33568194 Report

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>>33564483
Wonder what the hell happened to my roof

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 03:35:17 No.33568226 Report

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can i still shitpost and play video games with claws

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 05:28:30 No.33568999 Report

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>>33564483
Not much at all.
It depends on whether my health improves.

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