>I'll send you a "mail" with a Pokémon, and it'll be in your Ruby box, he said
>after reading the mail, you will be transported to a castle location, he said
>inside, you will find a seemingly endless hallway with a red carpet and gold statues on the sides, he said
>it will take about 6 (or was it 8?) in-game hours of just running forward to get to the end, he said
>the statues are of MissingNO., he said
>once you reach the end of the hallway, you will be faced with a giant glitchy blob, he said
>battle it, he said
>it's King MissingNO., level 255, he said
>if he knocks out any of your Pokémon, they will be "dead" and disappear from your party, he said
>if you lose the battle, your entire save will be erased, he said
>but if you catch it (only possible with the Master Ball, which still might fail), a bunch of awesome shit will happen, he said
You hear me, Jerome? 13 years later, I still remember your lies. This, and the one about the "mirror world" east of Ever Grande City; although at least I got to envision that one in my dreams/nightmares, complete with the ghostly abomination on the overworld and that strange TM ball on that beach.
