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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 15:20:53 No.33580392 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33580404 >>33580409 >>33580478 >>33580977 >>33581360 >>33583432

>co-worker starts talking about Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 15:23:01 No.33580404 Report

Quoted By: >>33581223

>>33580392
>well yeah, heard about this poggieman ultra thing?
>there's like 5 million games already, does anyone still unironically play it?
>there must be like 5000 poggiemans already, how could anyone remember them or catch them?
>I don't know, anyway, so how's the weather?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 15:23:17 No.33580407 Report

Quoted By: >>33580814

>PokemonGO normie co-worker finds out you like Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 15:23:20 No.33580409 Report

Quoted By: >>33581379

>>33580392
>"coworker" is actually a child
>op works at a preschool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 15:33:59 No.33580478 Report

Quoted By: >>33581546

>>33580392
>want to chat with them about it
>don't want to reveal power level
>stay safely in company loop and actually get invited to galas

Never let your powerlevel slip
Never

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 16:27:16 No.33580814 Report

Quoted By: >>33580979 >>33582844 >>33583564

>>33580407
>Has a job
>Calls others normies
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 16:36:17 No.33580897 Report

Quoted By: >>33580961 >>33581182 >>33581520 >>33582109

>coworker mentions pokemon
>different coworker mentions the competitive side to it
>no restraint to his power level
>intrigued and enter into the convo
>affirms everything he said about the competitive scene within pokemon
>wants to battle me
>endless bants for the rest of the day and the next day up until we battled about how he's going to destroy me
>we finally get to play during our lunch break the next day
>beat him in 8 turns with the team i prepared while a half dozen other coworkers watched
>keep beating him with progressively weaker teams
>started beating him with literal shitmons such as Delcatty
>he never mentioned pokemon again

I'm kinda disappointed really. He had the right idea of some competitive concepts but utilized them in the wrong ways. He also had nothing but ingame mons. Offered to battle him with my own ingame mons later since they were all in pokebank by the time we first battled but he declined

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 16:45:27 No.33580961 Report

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>>33580897
He didn't know about training

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 16:48:10 No.33580977 Report

Quoted By: >>33581286

>>33580392
>co-worker starts talking about gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 16:48:36 No.33580979 Report

Quoted By: >>33581319

>>33580814
Not everyone is a shutin NEET like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:12:56 No.33581127 Report

Quoted By: >>33581170

>coworker gets visibly angry when he finds out I never had any interest in Pokemon Go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:21:04 No.33581170 Report

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>>33581127
Why do they do this anon?
Its hard enough not pull out my spaghetti, throw it in their face and reveal my power level.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:21:46 No.33581174 Report

Quoted By: >>33581481

>don't know anyone that enjoys pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:22:37 No.33581182 Report

Quoted By: >>33581354

>>33580897
I can't tell you how many times I've been a similar scenario. I have a lot of friends who play the games, but none of them ever want to fight me because I know what I'm doing.

Thankfully though, I have so many other interests and hobbies that I never became the "Pokemon Guy" to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:28:56 No.33581223 Report

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>>33580404
This is so accurate it hurts

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:43:39 No.33581286 Report

Quoted By: >>33581300

>>33580977
>co-worker starts talking about competitive Gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:47:00 No.33581300 Report

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>>33581286
Things that don't happen for 1000, Bob

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:50:14 No.33581319 Report

Quoted By: >>33585660

>>33580979
i know that normie-kun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:55:53 No.33581354 Report

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>>33581182
Yeah, I miss those days during the gen 1-3 era when myself and the rest of my friends who played were all mostly on the same level. Granted I was planning on going easy on the guy until he started bragging to our coworkers about how bad he was going to destroy me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:57:03 No.33581360 Report

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>>33580392
Everytime they do, it's always about Go, and since the hype is over, they don't

Everytime, there's this ONE guy, always the same guy, that asks the same question: "I never understood the difference between Pokemon and Digimon. At some point, they were the same, right?"

I can swear that I've heard him ask this 5 times already.

I used to play emerald and leafgreen emulated at work, some people saw and recognized, before the Go hype. Nowadays I still bring my 3ds and play, but people don't know what I'm playing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 17:57:31 No.33581364 Report

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>2010
>friend learns that we both have HGSS
>he wants to battle and says how he's going to shit on me
>fast forward to fight
>his team is all legendaries + starter + another shitmon
>kill all of them with a life orb Flygon and Gengar, those are the only two that had a chance to come out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 18:00:15 No.33581379 Report

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>>33580409
That's kind of cute actually, maybe it's just my preferred job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 18:07:42 No.33581424 Report

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>few weeks after SM came out
>new coworker found out that I played pokemon
>venting to me about how he hates the people online who use OP pokemon
>ask if he wants to battle with the team we beat the elite 4 with
>agrees and we battle the next day
>expected shitmons vs shitmons
>his team is his starter, magnezone, the three box legends and a UB
>play smartly and barely scrape by with my team of frail shitmons

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 18:16:21 No.33581481 Report

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>>33581174
>be a neet
>know that everyone in your area plays pokemon but hides it
>i hide it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 18:27:02 No.33581520 Report

Quoted By: >>33581525 >>33581821

>>33580897
This is me. My power level for Pokémon is at its maximum but I suck at competitive because I'm a karenfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 18:28:44 No.33581525 Report

Quoted By: >>33581535

>>33581520
Even if you're a karinfag you can still win by using UU-PU shitmons if you're not braindead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 18:30:36 No.33581535 Report

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>>33581525
This. While some of the lower-tiered pokemon are complete garbage (see: pokemon that were used in the temporary FU tier), most of them have a niche that they fill very well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 18:32:48 No.33581546 Report

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>>33580478
good advice friendo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 19:20:38 No.33581821 Report

Quoted By: >>33581909

>>33581520
>because I'm a karenfag.
that never stopped me from bullying shitters and beating decent ranked players online

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 19:25:28 No.33581850 Report

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>coworker starts talking about his stall team

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 19:33:31 No.33581909 Report

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>>33581821
yes it did

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 19:35:48 No.33581922 Report

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never thought so many people from /vp/ had apparently normal jobs, let alone coexisting regularly with their coworkers, always kinda wondered how that would be

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 20:03:30 No.33582109 Report

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>>33580897
I remember beating one friend of mine with swagger play mandibuzz because that >>33580961 reason, to be fair he had megas/legendaries in his team

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 20:08:43 No.33582147 Report

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>co-worker starts comparing Pokémon and Digimon

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 21:32:53 No.33582844 Report

Quoted By: >>33583224

>>33580814
>not having a job for the sole purpose of fuelling your anime figuring collection
you're so asleep you make komala look woke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 21:35:56 No.33582867 Report

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one time I was going through airport security and I overheard two TSA guys talking about pokemon

one of them said "sun and moon" so they weren't just go fags

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Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 22:37:00 No.33583224 Report

Quoted By: >>33583237

>>33582844
>look at me i'm a stupid consumerist whore who thinks being trapped in a hamster wheel makes me enlightened and smart!
hats off to you broseph

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 22:38:26 No.33583237 Report

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>>33583224
ok buddy have fun jacking off to loli chicken nuggies or whatever you get up to in your mom's basement

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 23:08:02 No.33583432 Report

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>>33580392

>people here unironically don't know what is co-worker

>they made thread about their hard times at their 'jobs'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 23:11:41 No.33583456 Report

Quoted By: >>33583482 >>33583551

>Hey, do you know Pokemon?
>There's a Pokemon called Nebby that always gets out of the bag
>And I saw this picture where the girl tells Nebby to get back in the bag
>And it says "Not today, bitch"
>Haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 23:15:25 No.33583482 Report

Quoted By:

>>33583456
that sounds pretty funny, haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 23:28:56 No.33583551 Report

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>>33583456
Haha! :) Mind if I save that picture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Sep 2017 23:30:54 No.33583564 Report

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>>33580814
>Has a job
of course how do you think i'll be able to keep buying anime pillows otherwise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Sep 2017 03:07:56 No.33585060 Report

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Anonymous Tue 19 Sep 2017 04:33:59 No.33585660 Report

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>>33581319
your parents arent gonna live forever to support your "glorious superior freeloader lifestyle" forever anon

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