First choose type. Roll an 18 sided die one time, (or twice if you wanna be a duel type)
(You can get one mulligan if you truly can't stand whatever type you got.)
http://www.roll-dice-online.com/
Take those numbers and match them with the OP Picture.

Second choose your favorite animal (and/or an object of your recent fascination) to decide it's form.

For the Base Total Stats, set the random number generator between 448 and 555.
https://www.random.org/

For stat distribution flip a coin, if heads you're a special attacker, if tails you're a physical attacker.
http://www.btwaters.com/probab/flip/coinmainD.html


And the number of evolutions you have are dependent on your age.

19 or under no evolution.

between 20 and 25 you get one evolution.

between 26 and 31 you get 2 evolutions.

and if you're 32 or over you have three evolutions total.

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I'm a Ghost type pokemon who's an Owl-Pumpkin with base stats of 466 and it's a special attacker.

I have 2 evolutions.

The first stage I'll call Spook-hoot, and the second I'll call Harvestowl.

What'd you guys get?