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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:12:50 No.33607535 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT we Niggerfy Pokedex entries using the textilizer below.
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>It confuses its enemies by flyin too quickly fo' tha eye ta follow. Well shiiiit, it has a balla-ass temper but forgets what tha fuck juiced it up mad salty a instant later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:15:32 No.33607550 Report

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>>33607535
It delivers headbutts wit tha wata bubble on its head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Lil Small-Ass Pokemon git sucked tha fuck into tha bubble, where they drown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:17:08 No.33607558 Report

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>>33607535
The proper is Ebonics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:18:39 No.33607573 Report

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>>33607535
It apparently wishes fo' a travelin companion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since dat shiznit was once human itself, it tries ta create one by takin tha livez of other humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:19:44 No.33607577 Report

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When Primeape becomes all salty and shit, its blood circulation is boosted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. In turn, its musclez is made even stronger n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it also becomes much less intelligent all up in tha same time.

Amazing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:20:37 No.33607583 Report

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Able ta conceal itself up in shadows, it never appears before humans, so its straight-up existence was tha shiznit of myth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:20:52 No.33607586 Report

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Wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:21:55 No.33607593 Report

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Jynx strutts rhythmically, swayin n' bobbin its hips as if it was ridin' dirty. Its motions is so bouncingly alluring, playas seein it is compelled ta shake they hips without givin any thought ta what tha fuck they is bustin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:22:12 No.33607596 Report

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>>33607577
>It has been known ta become so mad salty dat it takes a thugged-out dirt nap as a result. Its grill looks laid back up in dirtnap, however.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:22:28 No.33607601 Report

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Light be apparently tha source of its juice. Well shiiiit, it has a extraordinarily vicious disposizzle n' is constantly firin off laser beams.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:23:27 No.33607612 Report

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Accordin ta oldschool tales, these Pokemon is stumps possessed by tha spiritz of lil pimps whoz ass took a dirt nap while lost up in tha forest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:24:46 No.33607623 Report

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Thanks ta Mega Evolution, its lil pimp grows. But as tha lil pimp is phat only at fightin n' not a god damn thang else, its mutha feels uneasy bout its future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:24:57 No.33607626 Report

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>>33607593
>not just posting the original dex entry because Jynx is already nigger enough
You failed anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:26:30 No.33607639 Report

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This Pokemon has a violent, selfish disposition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If it aint up in tha vibe ta listen, it will ignore its Trainerz ordaz wit complete nonchalance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:26:50 No.33607641 Report

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This Pokemon is thugged-out ta playas n' loves lil pimps most of all. Well shiiiit, it be reppin deep up in tha mountains ta fuck wit lil pimps it likes up in town.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:28:45 No.33607656 Report

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It be born asleep, n' it takes a thugged-out dirt nap asleep fo' realz. All its movements is apparently no mo' than tha thangs up in dis biatch of it tossin n' turnin up in its dreams.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:31:57 No.33607689 Report

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As it fluttas about, it scattas its strangely glowin scales. Touchin dem is holla'd ta restore phat game on tha spot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:32:25 No.33607694 Report

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It stimulates its musclez wit electricity, boostin tha strength up in its hairy-ass legs n' enablin it ta run 100 yardz up in five seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:32:41 No.33607699 Report

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>>33607573
>I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass

What the fuck happened?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:33:00 No.33607702 Report

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Da guardian deitizzle of Ula'ula be a lazy Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it commandz plants ta immobilize its foes n' then deals dem a savage blow wit its horns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:35:05 No.33607722 Report

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>>33607699
idk fucked it up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:36:00 No.33607730 Report

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These Pokemon line tha beaches. Da sticky mucous dat covers they bodies can be used ta soothe sunburned skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. How tha fuck convenient!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:36:13 No.33607732 Report

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Da guardian deitizzle of Poni, it can control gin n juice n' shit. Muthafuckas say it can create pure wata dat will wash away any uncleanness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:37:39 No.33607741 Report

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Nigga so fast hes known to trip a playa up with his speed. Loaded up with claws and fangs, you know this nigga be packing! Shiiiet, this crazy mothafucka can even use the sharp rocks in its fro to fuck a bitch up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:39:25 No.33607755 Report

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Every time Absol appears before people, it is followed by a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disasta like fuckin a earthquake or a tidal wave fo' realz. As a result, it came ta be known as tha disasta Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:45:21 No.33607799 Report

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Alakazam’s dome continually grows, infinitely multiplyin dome cells. This dunkadelic dome gives dis Pokemon a astoundingly high IQ of 5,000. Well shiiiit, it has a thorough memory of every last muthafuckin thang dat has occurred up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:46:50 No.33607808 Report

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In tha jungle, its juice is without equal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. This POKeMON carefully grows trees n' plants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it regulates its body temperature by baskin up in sunlight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:51:56 No.33607846 Report

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It be whispered dat any lil pimp whoz ass mistakes Drifloon fo' a funky-ass balloon n' holdz on ta it could wind up missing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 22:02:13 No.33607929 Report

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It tosses its enemies round wit agility. Well shiiiit, it uses all its limbs ta fight up in its own unique style.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 22:06:50 No.33607983 Report

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Gardevoir has tha mobilitizzle ta read tha future. If it senses impendin dark shiznit ta its Trainer, dis Pokemon is holla'd ta unleash its psychokinetic juice at full power.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 22:54:08 No.33608433 Report

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>>33607535
While elegantly swimmin up in tha sea, it ignores Remoraid dat clin ta its fins seekin chicken scraps.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 22:58:16 No.33608466 Report

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Its rappin voice is its chizzle weapon up in battle. This Pokemon’s Trainer must prioritize tha everyday maintenizzle of its throat at all costs. Preferably with a human dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 22:59:43 No.33608476 Report

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>>33608466
Wait a minute....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 23:09:04 No.33608546 Report

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>>33607535
>Niggerfy

Wow. Underage and racist. Have fun in this shit thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2017 23:14:58 No.33608581 Report

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It rolls up pollen tha fuck into puffs. Well shiiiit, it make nuff different varieties, some used as chicken n' others used up in battle.

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