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Quoted By: >>33648188 >>33648388 >>33648424 >>33648453 >>33648597 >>33648914
> be me 3 years ago
> just got out of high school and only have part time job
> beat Alpha Sapphire
> start breeding like the idiot I am
> decide breed competitive shiny Seviper
> too lazy and stupid to get shiny charm
> start breeding anyway
> holding down button in my free time
> first few weeks and nothing
> month passes and nothing
> countless eggs
> waste hours of my life rolling dice for a snake
> halfway into the second month
> I finally see the shiny seviper hatch
> I'm so happy
> It's a girl
> name her Lucy
> fly to the IV checker
> hp perfect
> attack perfect
> defense perfect
> sp.atk decent
> sp.sef Perfect
> speed. 0 IVs - jolly nature
> feel mixed emotions of rage and disappointment
> calm down
> give the Seviper to a random kid
> give up breeding for a week
> decide to try again
> another month and a half of holding down a button
> it spawns
> shiny seviper
> forget the nickname
> check the IVs
> hp perfect
> attack perfect
> defense decent
> sp.atk decent
> sp.def perfect
> spd perfect
> finally
> two years later pick up genning
> look back and think about all the time I spent
> wasted social life
moral of the story is don't be an idiot breeder. Just fucking inject your Pokemon.
> just got out of high school and only have part time job
> beat Alpha Sapphire
> start breeding like the idiot I am
> decide breed competitive shiny Seviper
> too lazy and stupid to get shiny charm
> start breeding anyway
> holding down button in my free time
> first few weeks and nothing
> month passes and nothing
> countless eggs
> waste hours of my life rolling dice for a snake
> halfway into the second month
> I finally see the shiny seviper hatch
> I'm so happy
> It's a girl
> name her Lucy
> fly to the IV checker
> hp perfect
> attack perfect
> defense perfect
> sp.atk decent
> sp.sef Perfect
> speed. 0 IVs - jolly nature
> feel mixed emotions of rage and disappointment
> calm down
> give the Seviper to a random kid
> give up breeding for a week
> decide to try again
> another month and a half of holding down a button
> it spawns
> shiny seviper
> forget the nickname
> check the IVs
> hp perfect
> attack perfect
> defense decent
> sp.atk decent
> sp.def perfect
> spd perfect
> finally
> two years later pick up genning
> look back and think about all the time I spent
> wasted social life
moral of the story is don't be an idiot breeder. Just fucking inject your Pokemon.
